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It has never been more 2003.

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HAPPY FOUR SEASONS TOTAL LANDSCAPING DAY TO ALL WHO CELEBRATE

photos of Trump sleeping through yesterday's Oval Office event via Andrew Harnik of Getty

If you have a regional accent, please never try to get rid of it. Accents tell stories.

LEGO posted this cute video for the launch of their first official #StarTrek set today

#LEGO

"TRAILER .... STARTS .... NOW"

yeah man i know i clicked on the video that said trailer

If it goes up, don’t cross the picket line. Collective action is the only way we ever get things done.

im not mad. please dont put in the newspaper that i got mad.

What’s the Difference Between AI Glasses and an iPhone? A Helpful Guide for Meta PR Meta thinks its camera glasses, which are often used for harassment, are no different than any other camera.

every single conversation I've ever had with a US military public affairs officer has been more interesting, forthcoming, and generous than the convos I have with tech company PR.

"Democrats Deeply Worried About the Repercussions of Victory" could be the defining statement of our generation.

We live in the dumbest timeline.

One of our country's greatest war criminals just died, the president is arguing with himself about whether or not to let 40 million people starve, and there is an actual courtroom drama about a five dollar footlong.

How are any of us supposed to maintain emotional regulation.

Dave Portnoy Threatens To Move Barstool Sports Out of New York City If Zohran Mamdani Becomes Mayor: ‘I Hate This Guy So Much’ Portnoy, 48, admitted that he has already asked his "finance guy" to begin looking at potential office spaces outside of the city.

now that's what I call a Mamdani endorsement. Don't threaten New Yorkers with a good time, Dave. www.yahoo.com/news/article...

5 panel comic 1. me, a waitress: “what can i get for you?” 2. man holding applebee’s menu: “i’ll have the chipoltay burger” 3. another woman: “can i get a chipottel burger” 4. man in a trucker hat “chipeetle burger” 5. me lying in bed 10 years later, thinking “chipeetle…”

chipotle burger #comic

The range increments of a full subway sandwich are only 10/20 so you have disadvantage on your throw more than a few paces away. You can double the range with a half-sandwich wrapped tightly and druis have a fifth-level subclass feature that removes disadvantage if the sandwich has sprouts

if u do not have anything nice to say well sometimes u are not wrong

a graphic showing the pantone numbers for the two core colors of the toronto blue jays. they are skydome blue (pantone 293) and Stieb Navy (pantone 282)

a hat and canvas tote with the pantone number for Dodger Blue (294 C)

I regret to inform everyone that my pedantic brain couldn’t let me live until I knew whether or not dodger blue and blue jays blue are the same blue. They are ONE PANTONE NUMBER APART.

Sociologists have researched where the fear of neighbors poisoning Halloween candy came from. There are no actual cases of that ever happening.

One theory: People started mistrusting neighbors more thanks to racial integration.

It's easy to be so distracted by all the things the President is doing, to miss one thing he's not doing:
Rallies.
After he first won election in 2016, he kept having rallies b/c he liked them so much. He did them all through his first term, even during COVID. (RIP Herman Cain.)

Why not?

A cat is seen riding a bus. They are standing up and have their front paws on the back of the front seat.

this is what will happen if mamdani makes bus rides free

What we're witnessing - in case you didn't know - is a war of the rich against the poor. While formerly, philanthropy was the tradition of oligarchs, they've dropped all that. Now it's kill the poor, hound them to despair and death and replace them with robots.

When this building went up it was called “a middle finger to the 99 percent” because it was one of the most expensive places to live in the world.

Whenever we could see it from a distance my mom would say we had the “fuck you view.”

So watching this unfold has been absolutely fucking hilarious.

A $60 Mod to Meta’s Ray-Bans Disables Its Privacy-Protecting Recording Light Meta’s Ray-Ban glasses usually include an LED that lights up when the user is recording other people. One hobbyist is charging a small fee to disable that light, and has a growing list of customers ar...

New: a $60 mod to Meta's Ray-Ban glasses disables the privacy LED light. This is supposed to light when people are filming with the glasses. We bought the mod, verified it works. Now you can never be sure whether someone wearing Meta Ray-Bans is filming you or not
www.404media.co/how-to-disab...

I tried to imagine the Fox News reaction if Barack Obama had torn down a third of the White House without asking anyone.

I just discovered my brain has a “divide by 0” error message.

Steve Bannon Reveals ‘There’s a Plan’ for Third Trump Term Bannon divulged that there are “many different alternatives” for securing a third term for Trump.

i think editors should occasionally entertain the idea that bannon is just full of shit www.thedailybeast.com/steve-bannon...

A tweet by Mark Kretschmann showing two photos of the xAI office on Grokipedia release day. The office is filled with small camping tents set up between desks and along hallways, suggesting that engineers have been sleeping there while working late. The caption notes it’s early morning and the engineers are still in their tents, joking that a good night’s sleep does wonders.

Absolutely obsessed with framing your employees sleeping on the floor as a humble brag

“Look how hard my team works” no dude you’re just bad at project management.

Competent companies ship products without cosplaying being homeless

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Picture of the East Wing demolition of the White House taken on my flight out of DCA.

Boeing last year filed revenues of $66.5 billion.

That fine is 0.004% of its revenue just for last year.