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@paddington.bsky.social

I do weird shit in OBS Stream producer at moonshot podcast network, graphic designer, loud gay. Former chat moderation lead at Activision-Blizzard. [They/Them]

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Four years ago I woke up at 5 am from distant explosions. I asked my boyfriend if he heard them too, he said he didn’t and I should go back to sleep. I tried to calm myself down, went on the internet, it was silent, no news or explanations.

24.02.2026 11:07 β€” πŸ‘ 5385    πŸ” 1645    πŸ’¬ 15    πŸ“Œ 14

Just like the narratives around trans rights and racial justice, this framing constructs "activists" as unreasonable, radical and holding all the power.

"Do you know how mean fat activists are if you lose weight?"

Do you know how mean everyone else is if you don't?!

17.02.2026 20:11 β€” πŸ‘ 1610    πŸ” 160    πŸ’¬ 5    πŸ“Œ 7
An illustration in blues and reds of a bucking saddled horse. Smoke is pluming from it's mouth. Below it reads: 'Year of the Horse, 2026'

An illustration in blues and reds of a bucking saddled horse. Smoke is pluming from it's mouth. Below it reads: 'Year of the Horse, 2026'

Happy Lunar New Year

17.02.2026 21:05 β€” πŸ‘ 1271    πŸ” 408    πŸ’¬ 11    πŸ“Œ 1
Little fat red ceramic horse.

Little fat red ceramic horse.

Small white ceramic horse.

Small white ceramic horse.

Small black ceramic horse.

Small black ceramic horse.

Happy Year of the Horse! πŸŽ‰

17.02.2026 17:44 β€” πŸ‘ 717    πŸ” 225    πŸ’¬ 7    πŸ“Œ 1

hey unrelatedly did you guys know they’re still making new episodes of Cyberchase. i learned today that they just never stopped making it

16.02.2026 22:45 β€” πŸ‘ 17    πŸ” 2    πŸ’¬ 7    πŸ“Œ 0

please give us more personal data please please please please c’mon you’re being so mean dude. we only got breached like three times. we’re NOT going to sell it man please please please plus its for like safety? so you’re the one who looks stupid right now come on pleaaaaaase just one data point bro

09.02.2026 18:44 β€” πŸ‘ 8385    πŸ” 3563    πŸ’¬ 18    πŸ“Œ 21

It's crazy that they make toilets in two sizes and name them "oval" and "circle" when they really are "too small" or "actually usable"

08.02.2026 07:21 β€” πŸ‘ 8    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0

ITS REALLY GOOD IS THE THING

04.02.2026 23:25 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

It’s me I’m someone, here’s mine. (Limited myself to 2 albums per artist except marianas trench because masterpiece theater and haven are holding hands to me)

04.02.2026 20:10 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0

Another adobe fuckup, another cycle of people posting GIMP as a real alternative lol please ya''ll gotta stop. No one paying for photoshop is going to do anything but throw up over GIMP

04.02.2026 03:33 β€” πŸ‘ 740    πŸ” 134    πŸ’¬ 42    πŸ“Œ 10

I love stuff like this, almost nothing is junk, its just something looking for new purposeπŸ™‚β€β†•οΈ

03.02.2026 00:28 β€” πŸ‘ 20    πŸ” 3    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Take me down to the Parallax city where the far moves slow and the near moves quickly

01.02.2026 15:40 β€” πŸ‘ 16705    πŸ” 4836    πŸ’¬ 93    πŸ“Œ 73
Description: Sketchbook page of a stylized coyote.

Materials: Acrylic markers, white gel pen, fountain pen. The drawing has faint lines due to a layer of artist tape used to cover an older drawing (I don’t like to rip pages out).

Commentary: Happy belated New Year <3

Description: Sketchbook page of a stylized coyote. Materials: Acrylic markers, white gel pen, fountain pen. The drawing has faint lines due to a layer of artist tape used to cover an older drawing (I don’t like to rip pages out). Commentary: Happy belated New Year <3

coyote doodle 2026
#traditionalart #canines #coyote

18.01.2026 20:54 β€” πŸ‘ 633    πŸ” 181    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
27.01.2026 08:15 β€” πŸ‘ 10380    πŸ” 3053    πŸ’¬ 29    πŸ“Œ 54

because the USB-C connector supports multiple protocols besides simply USB (like displayport, thunderbolt, etc.), I conclude that the "C" in "USB-C" stands for "cloaca"

27.01.2026 13:41 β€” πŸ‘ 192    πŸ” 61    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 2
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If you’re a skinny person and you take one of the big chairs in the waiting room you will not see the light of heaven.

25.12.2025 00:02 β€” πŸ‘ 6    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
Discord chat log

ThatChristGamer2011 9:46 PM
I just don't think we should allow glitches on the leaderboards, it's not Christ-like

shredberg 9:47 PM
What the hell are you talking about

ThatChristGamer2011 9:48 PM
Psalms 104:5 says "he set the Earth on its foundations, it can never be moved." Glitches are trying to move the foundations of the game set by God through the devs

shredberg 9:48 PM
??????????

Discord chat log ThatChristGamer2011 9:46 PM I just don't think we should allow glitches on the leaderboards, it's not Christ-like shredberg 9:47 PM What the hell are you talking about ThatChristGamer2011 9:48 PM Psalms 104:5 says "he set the Earth on its foundations, it can never be moved." Glitches are trying to move the foundations of the game set by God through the devs shredberg 9:48 PM ??????????

Dude I am officially so done with speedrun leaderboard discourse

16.12.2025 16:43 β€” πŸ‘ 4892    πŸ” 1442    πŸ’¬ 175    πŸ“Œ 189

motherfucker doesn't think a whole ass kitchen in a place counts as a restaurant just because they also sell car food

15.12.2025 04:10 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

this motherfucker thinks wawa is "just a gas station"

15.12.2025 04:07 β€” πŸ‘ 8    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0

I mean if airflow/cooling is good that makes sense

03.12.2025 22:49 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
Lyrics on a karaoke machine: 

I guess it rains down in Africa 
I guess it rains down in Africa
I guess it rains down in Africa

Lyrics on a karaoke machine: I guess it rains down in Africa I guess it rains down in Africa I guess it rains down in Africa

Amazing incorrect lyrics on the karaoke machine yesterday

22.11.2025 21:15 β€” πŸ‘ 4207    πŸ” 1191    πŸ’¬ 60    πŸ“Œ 78

Esports was an accident and a mistake

23.11.2025 04:11 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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RE: RE: is a collection of 3 modules for Time To Drop that add additional scenarios and mechanics to the core loop. They are inspired by, in order:

* Lupin III
* That one Gilmore Girls episode with a house party that turns into a brawl
* Creature Commandos / The Suicide Squad

marns.itch.io/re-re

19.11.2025 17:05 β€” πŸ‘ 5    πŸ” 7    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

because my credit card bill pulled, I can't afford to pay the $100 minimum payment I owe my dentist this paycheck. If folks want to help me out I would appreciate it

16.11.2025 21:06 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 8    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0

i had so much fun filming and editing this. thank you to @badfuckinpodcasts.com @punkdyke.bsky.social jacqueline swampert and @kamkonek.bsky.social for being extremely good sports, and @citadelofswords.bsky.social for being my little alex horne

10.11.2025 21:38 β€” πŸ‘ 16    πŸ” 10    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
Tiltify - Made for Fundraisers We give you the tools to engage with your donors and raise more for your charity

It's HAPPY HOUR here at Ground Control! For the next two hours we're sponsored by No Land Beyond and Peabody Heights Brewery! Not only do we have a donation match going, but all raffles are now $3 per entry! Raise a glass and donate responsibly! Moonshotpods.com/donate

08.11.2025 22:08 β€” πŸ‘ 6    πŸ” 9    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 3

LIVE LIVE LIVE LIVE LIVE

08.11.2025 16:59 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 3    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
Ground Control 2025 - A 24-Hour Variety Stream
Fundraising for CASA In Support of Immigrant Rights
November 8th - 9th
moonshot.mov is the link to the stream

Ground Control 2025 - A 24-Hour Variety Stream Fundraising for CASA In Support of Immigrant Rights November 8th - 9th moonshot.mov is the link to the stream

Moonshot Ground Control 2025 Schedule (times EST)
12pm Nidhogg Bracket
1pm Fuck You Too! Quiz Show
2:30pm Hades 2 Relay
4pm The Trolley Solution
5pm Fighting Game Poker
6pm Sonic Racing
7pm Rock Band
8:30pm Try Not To Laugh
10pm Tabletop Fortnite
12am Bump in the Night LIVE
2am Digimon Smash or Pass
4am Mosa Lisa
5am Advice Show
6am Ring Fit Rise and Grind
7am Nightmare Ned Speedrun
8am The Daily 'Dles
9am Pictionary Title Belt Match
11am Party Finale
1pm Rock Band Finale (Unlocks at $3000 donation total)

For Casa's Support of Immigrant Communities
November 8th, 12pm EST
moonshot.mov for stream

Moonshot Ground Control 2025 Schedule (times EST) 12pm Nidhogg Bracket 1pm Fuck You Too! Quiz Show 2:30pm Hades 2 Relay 4pm The Trolley Solution 5pm Fighting Game Poker 6pm Sonic Racing 7pm Rock Band 8:30pm Try Not To Laugh 10pm Tabletop Fortnite 12am Bump in the Night LIVE 2am Digimon Smash or Pass 4am Mosa Lisa 5am Advice Show 6am Ring Fit Rise and Grind 7am Nightmare Ned Speedrun 8am The Daily 'Dles 9am Pictionary Title Belt Match 11am Party Finale 1pm Rock Band Finale (Unlocks at $3000 donation total) For Casa's Support of Immigrant Communities November 8th, 12pm EST moonshot.mov for stream

Hey all! We're going live soon at moonshot.mov (moonshotnetwork on twitch) for Ground Control, our 24-hour stream raising money for CASA, who does incredible work in Baltimore and the mid-atlantic region supporting immigrants and protecting communities from ICE.

Donate: tiltify.com/@moonshotnet...

08.11.2025 16:42 β€” πŸ‘ 13    πŸ” 15    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 1
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MoonshotNetwork - Twitch Ground Control | CASA FUNDRAISER

The Moon Crew is LIVE RIGHT NOW at moonshot.mov! We're kicking off Ground Control with our annual NIDHOGG BRACKET, where violence against your friends IS the answer!

08.11.2025 17:00 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 6    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 1