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I think this is the first time I've seen someone other than Gordon Ramsay say lost the plot

Little girl thinks she's a penguin..🐧

My dad thought it was funny and also doesn't care because his favorite food is my mom's salmon anyways.

Today's my dad's birthday.

My mom got him a salmon and herself a cake because he will not eat the cake and she wants cake for his birthday.

My dad uses 24-hour time and I hate asking him what time it is.

He knows the rest of us use 24-Hour time.

And on top of that, he always knows the exact date for daylight savings, and he keeps changing my alarm clock to 24-Hour time.

I also need to do this thing

You are that lady in the commercial who claimed to be the Heir of Heinz just so she could get Heinz Ketchup at the restaurant.

What is chopped cheese? Is it just violently sliced cheese?

A "friend" of mine in middle school kicked me between the legs for no reason, unprompted.

Later a friend of mine invited him to the server and he joined as JoeBiden42 and he started screaming on call.

What is going on in the VC right now

A virtual certificate with text "Celebrating 10M users on Bluesky, #1,021,249, queakie ‪@queakie.bsky.social‬, joined on Sep 15, 2023"

This number is the product of 2 primes

Time to visit The Office of Dunder Mifflin

People probably don't care but I did a big genealogy win today.

I managed to document and track my family back to Spain on my Dominican side. My 7x great-grandfather left Barcelona in the early 1820s and married in Puerto Rico.

An archaeology TV show I like was talking about it.

There's evidence to support it, some of it circumstantial, but a lot of it fits together weirdly.

Today I learned that Alexander the Great's body may be in the tomb of Saint Mark the Evangelist.

Today I learned that gravity also travels at the speed of light.

Like, if the sun disappeared, it'd take 8 minutes for the world to go dark. But also, it would take 8 minutes for Earth to notice and start flying off in some direction.

What is the opposite of cheese? Asking for a funny joke.

One of the Fox sounds is called a "gecker"

And Ferrets "Dook"

Well I went down a bit of a rabbit hole, eieio

And found this Wikipedia article of animal sounds: en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of...

Where did Old McDonald go, eieio.

And what happened to his farm?

It literally rained a couple days ago

Sometime in the next couple days to this weekend

Bapptle Business

Funnily enough I also thought about Al Gore because of the connections

One person is playing League
Another is snoring so loud the entire dorm can hear it
A third is with their friend watching Modern Family
I just finished writing 2 pages of a paper

Just 4am things

I just realized I actually have another week to do a project that I thought was due Friday night I am saved.

You will not believe how many times I've seen this this week.

Or maybe you do because Carrie said why.

What Moses and all the Israelites ate when they fled Egypt.

Bread without the yeast.

Circle = Good Cracker
Square = Cardboard flavor

Today I learned Starbucks has Matza-flavored drinks.

why

I have to write (at most) 1000 words for a class tomorrow. I'm way too tired though to stay up doing that.

Since it's my birthday I'm making the executive decision for myself that I don't need to do it tonight. I can wake up at a good time tomorrow and get it all done then.