Do you remember when I put wayyyy too much chile powder on my elote? I do. I’ll never forget that savage spice rocket. #mexicanfood #elote #elotes #mexican
01.03.2026 23:52 — 👍 6 🔁 1 💬 1 📌 0Do you remember when I put wayyyy too much chile powder on my elote? I do. I’ll never forget that savage spice rocket. #mexicanfood #elote #elotes #mexican
01.03.2026 23:52 — 👍 6 🔁 1 💬 1 📌 0Before AI, there was Unix.
28.02.2026 23:33 — 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0How to turn Mexican karaoke into a halftime show…
26.02.2026 21:22 — 👍 5 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Is “manifesting” BS?
23.02.2026 23:15 — 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0If you have a 9-to-5 job, you don’t know this life! #entrepreneurs #freelancers #selfemployed
22.02.2026 22:39 — 👍 4 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0What your font says about your college paper.
20.02.2026 21:58 — 👍 5 🔁 2 💬 0 📌 0Graphic designers’ HATE this! If you want your graphic designer to talk about you behind your back, go ahead and tell them to “make it pop!” #graphicdesignerlife #graphicdesign #graphicdesigner #typefacedesign
20.02.2026 01:53 — 👍 4 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
I found a “throuple” in the audience at my comedy show. Check out their wild story (which I mostly made up).
TOUR (ericschwartzlive.com)
MAR 14 - SHOW LOW, AZ
MAR 19 - PAGOSA SPRINGS, CO
MAR 28 - VISALIA, CA
MAY 3 - @tempeimprov TEMPE, AZ
In all fairness, that song is over 30 years old.
18.02.2026 01:11 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0😂😂😂
18.02.2026 00:34 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
We’re all nerds. Some of us just hide it better than others. What are you proud to geek on?
#nerd #geek #cleancomedy #nerdlife
I know! 🤙🤘
17.02.2026 15:58 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0I will never tell u what to do!
17.02.2026 03:17 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
How to beat creative imposter syndrome.
#creativity #creativityforlife #creatives #creativepreneur
When something seems missing, sometimes, it’s making space for something even better. Thank you, Cherry and Habiba!
16.02.2026 00:32 — 👍 6 🔁 2 💬 0 📌 0
Happy Valentine’s Day! You can now download and stream my song “Valentime’s” at Even: www.even.biz/r/valentimes...
14.02.2026 14:15 — 👍 6 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0“ValenTIMES” 😡
13.02.2026 01:01 — 👍 5 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Didn’t understand Bad Bunny? Maybe this will help.
11.02.2026 23:22 — 👍 4 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Thank u!
11.02.2026 15:47 — 👍 1 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0…or maybe I’m just milking it!
11.02.2026 05:05 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Getting cast as Chaz in Helluva Boss was absolute typecasting. Come see me and my less-hot Hellaverse cast mates at Animeverse Houston this weekend. And grab tix to my comedy show at The Secret Group in Houston Friday: www.eventbrite.com/e/eric-schwa...
10.02.2026 22:04 — 👍 18 🔁 5 💬 2 📌 0Did Bad Bunny’s Super Bowl halftime performance make you feel left out?
10.02.2026 01:59 — 👍 6 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Thank you, Cosmic!!
31.01.2026 01:47 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Minnesota needs to open a Vietnamese restaurant called Pho Kice.
31.01.2026 01:46 — 👍 6 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
I’m famous…in India? I traveled to India to do stand up comedy and saw my face everywhere.
Tour: ericschwartzlive.com
FEB 5-7 - RENO, NV
FEB 13-15 - HOUSTON, TX
MAR 28 - VISALIA, CA
MAY 3 - TEMPE, AZ
#standupcomedy #india #indiatravel #mumbai
May we all love to unlike him! 🦈
23.01.2026 20:20 — 👍 56 🔁 8 💬 3 📌 0😂😂😂
23.01.2026 20:19 — 👍 15 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
JUST ANNOUNCED! I’m headed to Animeverse HOUSTON Feb 13-15 and performing a live comedy show at The Secret Group Feb 13. Tix just went up at ericschwartzlive.com!
#hellaverse #helluvaboss #hazbinhotel
Helluva Boss cosplayers are the best! @absolyoshi blew minds when he came to my comedy show in head-to-toe Chaz cosplay.
See you here (ericschwartzlive.com):
12/14 @laughfactory.bsky.social - Covina, CA
12/32 Rooster’s - Sunnyvale, CA
#helluvaboss #helluvabosscosplay
Happy #TurkeyThurmanThursday! 🦃🦈
@absolyoshi (Josh) absolutely killed the Chaz cosplay at my show in Burbank last night!
I’m thankful for all of you Chazmatazz for keeping Chaz alive and well.
