Eric Schwartz

CHICAGO: You’ve seduced me. I’m coming to see you at Zanies Rosemont Sept 24. Let’s see just how deep that dish really goes.

TIX: rosemont.zanies.com/show/eric-sc...

I’m hooked on SQUEEGEE & WINDOW TINTING?! How did this happen?

Happy Mexican Independence Day/16 de Septiembre!

Will this emoji be on the iPhone 17?

TOUR: ericschwartzlive.com
9/24 - Chicago, IL
9/25 Milwaukee, WI
10/8 - Ontario, CA
11/26 - Burbank, CA

Eric Schwartz Live - The Tonight Show, Showtime, Comics Unleashed, BET Multimedia and comedy collide on stage as Eric Schwartz unleashes a cutting-edge performance filled with musical comedy, physical antics, multicultural satire and social commentary.

Yes, hit up my email list at Ericschwartzlive.com so I can update you when I’m back there.

it’s the song of the summer/winter/spring/fall. come to my shows!

thank you so much!

I’m pinching myself…The song I sing on The Helluva Boss Season 2 Soundtrack just dropped on @atlanticrecords.bsky.social! “Chaz Time,” is written and produced by the great Sam Haft. Go to your favorite streamer and let’s get the Helluva Boss Soundtracks to 1 and 2 on the charts! #helluvaboss

Helluva Boss is kind of a big deal. I’m constantly in awe the amazing artists who make this show. @hellaverse.bsky.social

Font obsession is real! Selecting the right font is like picking a movie on Netflix… you could fall asleep in front of the screen before you pick the perfect one. Tour: ericschwartzlive.com

The world’s most hated font turns 30, yet still acts like it’s five.

Rate my rizz vs your rizz.

Come to my rizz seminar: Ericschwartzlive.com/tourdates
7/3 - Lubbock, TX
7/5 - Plano, TX
7/11 - Tucson, AZ
7/12 - Yuma, AZ
7/18-19 - Sacramento, CA
8/6 - Irvine, CA
9/25 - Milwaukee, WI
10/8 - Ontario, CA
11/26 - Burbank, CA

Found this on my camera roll from 2020.

I won’t judge you if you bought a Tesla and the politics around it changed.

But if you bought a Cybertruck, you’re still a douche!

My shows are like mini cons, except they’re live performances where only the voice actor who plays Chaz is on stage doing original material. So, yeah…exactly like a con. Ericschwartzlive.com/tourdates

I’m signing these Chaz Pride prints live on YouTube.com/ericschwartz at 11 am PT. If you want one, hit: Streamily.com/ericschwartz

They say “you can’t live in fear.” This is how I escaped my childhood bully. TOUR: (ericschwartzlive.com)
7/3 - Lubbock, TX
7/5 - Plano, TX
7/11 - Tucson, AZ
7/12 - Yuma, AZ
7/18-19 - Sacramento, CA
8/6 - Irvine, CA
9/25 - Milwaukee, WI
10/8 - Ontario, CA
11/26 - Burbank, CA

🏳️‍🌈🦈One more live signing for my new Chaz Pride print by @samuraiames.bsky.social! Get yours at Streamily.com/ericschwartz and join the live stream at YouTube.com/ericschwartz Sunday, June 29 at 11 am PT.

Let’s goooo! Happy bday.

Thank you for grabbing one! Enjoy.

The best! Loved to see you there and meet you after watching your cosplay. I’m honored.

I love this! So good to see you guys.

Helluva Boss cast in Helluva Show LIVE in Vegas Apr 26! Join me, Brandon, Georgie, Cristina and Sam at Area 15. Tix: area15.com/events/hellu...

Let the Hellaverse know!

Helluva Boss fans rush the stage with fan art! Chaz has brought so many great Helluva Boss fans to my comedy shows and I can’t wait to see you here (ericschwartzlive.com):
3/30 - San Francisco
4/3 - Oxnard
4/9 - Tampa
4/10 - Naples
4/25-27 - Las Vegas (LVL UP)
5/17 - San Antonio
9/25 - Milwaukee

Happy St. Chazwick's Day!

Caption this...

Thank you, Caity! Happy Chaziversary.

Thank you and glad you liked the episode!

AI will never replace graphic designers…

TOUR: (ericschwartzlive.com)
2/23 - Santa Clarita, CA
3/1 - Bellflower, CA
3/5 - San Jose, CA
4/3 - Oxnard, CA
4/10 - Naples, FL
#graphicdesign #graphicdesigner #font #designlife

I’m commenting, too. You better buy a bigger frame.

Send this Valentine’s grammar gram to someone who needs to hear it.
TOUR: (ericschwartzlive.com)
2/23 - Santa Clarita, CA
3/1 - Bellflower, CA
3/5 - San Jose, CA
4/3 - Oxnard, CA
4/10 - Naples, FL