Ms. Unformation

Oh no! 😱 Not the oil!

Lucky that foreign countries are paying all those hundreds of billions of dollars in tariffs now.

Result: "iT's A dEmOcRaT hOaX!"

Rapey McCrimeface has a statement to make:

IKR?

Elon better hurry up and colonize Mars so Donald can bomb it too.

Rapey McCrimeface has a statement to make:

You too. 💙

What George said. ☝️

April Trump's Day isn't too far away.

So now is the perfect time to release the #EpsteinFiles

Oh gosh no! Ballads aren't my forte. 😬

Suitors were left stunned and confused following the sudden departure of the bachelorette from the show.

If only he did more of those things and less of the war crime things.

Producers announce new bachelorette, Markwaynebob-Billie-Rae-Jo Mullin, following shock departure of Kristi.

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Ooh lookie! Now the ICE LARPs can pretend they served in Operation Penis Compensation too! 😃

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2026 is so 2025.

Suitors were left stunned and confused following the sudden departure of the bachelorette from the show.

Theory:

Trump fired Noem cuz she used "his" money to make softcore porno for him, but she's about 40 years older than his type.

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Na-na, na-na, na-na, na-na-na-na now
Donald is a cnut
Is a cnut
Donald is an cnut

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Noem to leave DHS in order to spend more time shooting pets with her family.

Noem to leave DHS in order to spend more time shooting pets with her family.

Markwayne-Bob, mayhaps?

Holy Fcuking Sh!t. 🙄

Awww... cheer up, Kristi. Why the long face?

Accurate.

Please tell me they just forgot the hyphen on Markwayne Mullin's birth certificate.

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Na-na, na-na, na-na, na-na-na-na now
Donald is a cnut
Is a cnut
Donald is an cnut

🎶

YVW! 💙

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