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Engineer. On a mission to eradicate Stupid. Results may vary. #NAFO

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Nah, up too early in my case. I'm still one coffee short of compus mentus ๐Ÿ˜›.

04.08.2025 07:43 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 3    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I assume you're talking about physical printing here?

I have the complete MAD anthology on a 4 CD set that was sold something like 20 years ago.

04.08.2025 07:35 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Nugget.

01.08.2025 05:22 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

The majority of Russia never advanced past the Middle Ages.

27.07.2025 12:29 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I love old motorcycles. I love the way they break down in odd places. That way, you get intimately acquainted with a place
you'd never in a million years hang around in by choice.

With apologies to George Foy - "Contraband".

27.07.2025 10:52 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

All wearing safety helmets exceptโ€ฆ

24.07.2025 20:11 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

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16.07.2025 18:43 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 374    ๐Ÿ” 188    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 34    ๐Ÿ“Œ 196

Graffiti at bottom of toilet door:

โ€œBeware of MAGA limbo dancersโ€œ

16.07.2025 18:38 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

See you on the weekend :-)

16.07.2025 17:10 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Ah, ok, no rocks then. Time to upgrade to Molotovs.

12.07.2025 17:50 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Pft.

10.07.2025 17:43 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

"Life," said Marvin dolefully, "loathe it or ignore it, you canโ€™t like it."

30.06.2025 14:05 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Iโ€™m just sitting here quietly cogitating about what line has been crossed. What does this meeeeeeaaan!

Nuke NYC? Play golf? Hold a rally?

25.06.2025 20:08 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Seriously, this pseudo-president needs to be retired to the knackerโ€˜s yard. He doesnโ€™t understand democracy at all.

25.06.2025 19:29 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 1    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Current consensus is if you shout โ€žMoooom! Youโ€™re interrupting my Fortnite session!โ€œ, youโ€™ll get told to fetch a warm beer and a half packet of stale Cheetos.

Interruptions limited to requests to check out โ€žthat odd noiseโ€œ, time periods variable.

Supply your own victuals and lock them up.

25.06.2025 19:20 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

If you donโ€™t mind putting up with the Moms who own the basementsโ€ฆ

25.06.2025 17:32 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Urinal cake yellow.

25.06.2025 15:55 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 3    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

๐Ÿ˜‚

24.06.2025 16:46 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

For a strong kick in the teeth you need momentum, a product of velocity and mass. So far, velocity is in perambulation stage, which sorta leads to weighty kisses rather than the desired dental destruction. ๐Ÿ˜œ

18.06.2025 20:10 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

JFC, we have a war in Ukraine, the Middle East is heading towards being a glass tabletop and the orange Whoopie Cushion is getting a hardon for a fucking flagpole.

18.06.2025 17:59 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Yes, Iโ€™m aware of that, sheโ€™s now high rep. for EU Foreign Affairs and Security. I assume therefore that she is addressing the EU as a whole here.

Sure, itโ€™s not an easy task, akin to herding cats, but still, 2027 is just too far away given the current state of affairs.

18.06.2025 14:19 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Proposal for 2027? You cannot be serious.

Get it done before Winter 2025.

17.06.2025 19:39 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 5    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

โ€ฆthe reason I still use actual large foldable maps when I delve into the hinterland ๐Ÿ˜œ

But that aside, as a sailor/yachtsman, Iโ€™ve been in situations where GPS reception died and buoys saved the night. Essential.

13.06.2025 20:38 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

โ€žGo ahead, make my day.โ€œ

13.06.2025 16:16 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 5    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Weird, youโ€™d think they know about reusing items. They are all in for reusing old political ideas circa the 1930ยดs, for example.

12.06.2025 16:21 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I suspect about 80% of RU never actually progressed past the Middle Ages.

06.06.2025 21:17 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Your choice ๐Ÿ™‚. I enjoyed them live, myself.

06.06.2025 20:00 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
AC/DC - Big Balls (Official Audio)
YouTube video by acdcVEVO AC/DC - Big Balls (Official Audio)

youtu.be/4WwJ6OVSwkM

06.06.2025 19:52 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Well, it's not like the fucker can be trusted driving anything, anyway.

Pity, though - it takes away the opportunity for a battery-fueled conflagration ๐Ÿ˜›

06.06.2025 14:12 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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#TACO

05.06.2025 20:13 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

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