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saw a car pick up a woman in a wedding dress near the cemetery. Don’t like that.
I think they called her Resurrection Mary.

02.11.2025 03:11 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Fun Halloween party last night πŸŽƒ
Pizza, beers, Clue, dogs

01.11.2025 13:54 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Yesterday’s D&D campaign, I played a lvl 5 changeling/sailor/rogue - swashbuckler, named Herod. Tomorrow I’m playing a lvl 1 aasimar/acolyte/cleric - life domain, named Uriel πŸ΄β€β˜ οΈπŸ•ŠοΈ

31.10.2025 16:38 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Maybe I actually did overdose and now I’m in Hell and just too stupid to notice it

30.10.2025 01:34 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

i'm so healingpilled and learningcore. i'm gettingbettermaxxing

28.10.2025 15:58 β€” πŸ‘ 74    πŸ” 16    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0
Mar Awa III, in red cassock, smiles as he gives the jersey to Leo, who looks as though he's been given a bomb to hold

Mar Awa III, in red cassock, smiles as he gives the jersey to Leo, who looks as though he's been given a bomb to hold

Mar Awa III, patriarch of the Assyrian Church of the East, also born in Chicago, gave Pope Leo a Cubs jersey.

28.10.2025 02:13 β€” πŸ‘ 5680    πŸ” 903    πŸ’¬ 217    πŸ“Œ 702

"I think I would be fine if I could just rest one day longer" ad infinitum.

28.10.2025 16:06 β€” πŸ‘ 60    πŸ” 6    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Happy First Responders Day, I guess.
I’m getting too old for this shit

29.10.2025 15:03 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

special needs bagger at Jewel-Osco grabbed my arm and told me β€œI know you know”.
More nightmares come true. Worrying

27.10.2025 14:19 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

switching from amphetamines to antipsychotics made me fat, so I started shooting GLP-1. I’m physically incapable of sleeping more than 6hrs a night, of which, are recurring nightmares of doomsday. I’m eating an MRE for breakfast, because that’s where my life is at right now.

27.10.2025 12:33 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Playing Divinity Original Sin 2. Yesterday I saw my friends; we ate pizza, drank beer and watched β€œFrankenweenie”

26.10.2025 12:14 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

The regular homeless people at this gas station are gone. There are new ones. I recognize the new ones from my nightmare, weeks ago.
That’s a bad sign.

25.10.2025 02:31 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
Displacer beast and owlbear sketch

Displacer beast and owlbear sketch

Familiars
#art #ink #dnd #doodle

24.10.2025 22:03 β€” πŸ‘ 603    πŸ” 82    πŸ’¬ 12    πŸ“Œ 0
The Count from Sesame Street dressed as Astarion saying β€œThat’s one! One glass of wine, Darling!”

The Count from Sesame Street dressed as Astarion saying β€œThat’s one! One glass of wine, Darling!”

Side view and front view of The Count as Astarion

Side view and front view of The Count as Astarion

People keep casting Kermit as #astarion but hear me

#sesamestreet #thecount #puppets #bg3

24.10.2025 01:41 β€” πŸ‘ 161    πŸ” 45    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 1

Lotus must taste good as hell, whole island of people just eating it all day.

24.10.2025 19:31 β€” πŸ‘ 414    πŸ” 15    πŸ’¬ 31    πŸ“Œ 3

Animal rescue this morning
D&D campaign tonight

23.10.2025 11:18 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

The Inspector General annihilated those guys. Read AR 670-1 you fucking idiot

22.10.2025 17:36 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

in a way, the mark of cain was his cutie mark

19.10.2025 01:28 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

What if it’s not a tattoo though?
What if that SS Totenkopf is his cutie mark?

22.10.2025 15:52 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Ah, my morning coffee & breakfast burrito.
hey look, my other coworkers are arriving.
Don’t Stop Believing? I love Journey!
hey wait who’s tha

22.10.2025 14:24 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Terrible nightmares about a Jinn. Everything looked like a 1960’s cartoon

22.10.2025 12:03 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
painting of a demon made of pure shadows in a cute cottagecore place

painting of a demon made of pure shadows in a cute cottagecore place

the man made of shadows

22.10.2025 00:44 β€” πŸ‘ 261    πŸ” 77    πŸ’¬ 6    πŸ“Œ 1

Nightmares. I can’t shake the feeling that something terrible will happen soon.
something wicked this way comes

21.10.2025 11:06 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Tribune turned into garbage around 2016; they could survive Zell, not Tronc. Sold off the iconic building, fired the editorial staff. The online edition was exclusively restaurant reviews, play reviews, traffic updates and minor state legislature updates.

20.10.2025 23:01 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Illinoisan detected

20.10.2025 22:54 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

My β€œWar of Rights” username was xxxKenBurnzxxx

20.10.2025 22:19 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I don’t comprehend how all of you take PreP, I feel like I’m fucking dying. Back when it was worse, I once paid for 5 STI panels bcuz I thought they were giving me false negatives

20.10.2025 13:56 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

sometimes you lie to the ER about having sex so that they give you all the STI cures, for peace of mind. That’s simply venerophobia, not mania

20.10.2025 12:50 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Vomiting profusely. So cold. Painful
Morning psychiatrist appointment

20.10.2025 12:45 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Extremely sick. Mania + projectile vomiting

19.10.2025 19:36 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

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