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That racist football club owner has said sorry for offending non racists. He ran his racist comments past some racist mates who hang around in the hope of getting some of his money and they were all fine with it.

Log off and bog off

Funny how all these awful shits banging on about "core British values" always mean racism. They never mean the post-war consensus of a welfare state, NHS, social housing that dominated and transformed the lives of most people currently alive in the UK.

I bet he’s sweating now.

We still live in a world designed by boomers for men to work full time and for women to stay at home and be housewives. Boomers have been retired for decades but there has been no major change. This is why nothing works. From childcare to transport capacity.

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I don't care if Monday's grey
Tuesday, Wednesday, also grey
Thursday's also pretty grey
It's Friday
I'm a dog

Or grammar not doing good is

Can someone please delete this - it's making us look like a bunch of hypocritical twats.

He pretends to be outraged when war memorials are disrespected during marches that pass by them but the actual denigration of British war dead?
“Not quite fair.”
What an irredeemable shitbag.

457 UK armed forces personnel died in Afghanistan during the 20-year deployment.
This is a fucking hideous thing to say. Even by his non-existent standards.

I'll help, love this

Because you’re a cunt.

The beard's coming on. Just dipped it in my soup

Tried it once, too much for me. Now backgammon, there's a game, easy to learn but hard to master. Don't play either (or anything) for money

Nadim Zahawi arrived in the UK from Iraq as a child refugee. His family claimed asylum once they were here. Today he has joined Reform who will stop all in country asylum applications. Under his new party, his own family fleeing persecution would be immediately deported.

The man's name is Bean Beanland

You're not ready for the name of the energy transition specialist at Heat Pump Association UK

Julie Andrews’ Daily Schedule.

1. Quick Homer Simpson impression
2. Learn about bushcraft
3. Watch silly British comedy
4. Remove weeds in garden
5. Begin making coffee flavoured bread

D’oh, Ray Mears, Farce, Hoe, Latte dough.

And decides to get comfy. SHIFT!

The little gremlin has literally the entire house to choose from, and this is where he lies while I'm practicing

oh yeah? well, could a dying sex criminal do THIS? [bombs venezuela]

It’s as if the FIFA Peace Prize means nothing.

Bringing this energy into 2026

How shit at business do you have to be, to be personally worth 37,000 times the amount an average UK worker will earn in a LIFETIME, and still be incapable of withstanding a tiny tax increase?

I really miss Frank Carson at Xmas time. He was always the best at pointing out festive table decorations that contained small gifts. And the best biscuits to go with cheese

YouTube video by Half Man Half Biscuit Half Man Half Biscuit - It's Clichéd to Be Cynical at Christmas [Official Audio]

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Half Ma’am Half Brisket

A photo, with caption, of Cindy Sember.

When’s Christmas?

Good luck mate

Context - Ricky on the left has just realised he's split his pants on live tv