You only want what's best for him

Instead of complaining about how we block the view at concerts I think it’s about time that short people thanked us taller folk for clearing their path of spiders webs.

two spidermans are standing in front of a nypd vehicle Alt: Spiderman pointing out the obvious hypocrisy like a spider can.

Reform MPs complaining about the disproportionate amount of times a particular group of people appear on TV:

None of it's a patch on sounds of silence

Go, stone, swag, ball?

Same one Tommy Lee Royce escaped from in Happy Valley

In an old courtroom, music awesome, "seating" (floor), bum numbingly uncomfortable. Steph and Doad, and Rioghnach Connolly, brilliant

Head shorn, beard oiled, I'm off to a folk night

Followed up with idles and soft play. Great boozer, great music. And it's named after, and on the site of, a monarchist getting his head cut off (in retribution for the Bolton Massacre of 1644, where 1600 parliamentarians were killed by royalist bootlickers). Not that Boltonians hold a grudge

Followed by x-ray specs 👓

Genius or madman at the jukebox in the old man n scythe. System of a down followed by Olivia newton-john

Gerwyn Price character arc:

• Nobhead

• Ah he's alright innee

• Irredeemable nobhead

Using the little plastic lid as a Pringle plate, quite the aristocrat

Woke up yesterday morning to half a Chelsea bun sitting in the back garden. The Friday night pastry bandit strikes again

Apropos of nothing, I really do think UK journalists and politicians need some reminding that mass deportation of LEGAL immigrants, particularly those with permanent status, is far more extreme than even Trump's America and would basically place Britain completely on its own among democracies.

I used to be obsessed with Phil Collins but take a look at me now.

Headline: Kate [Princess of wales] warns too much screen time damages family life.

So does poverty so maybe your family can hand over some of its £20bn fortune, you entitled weapon.

I know statistics are poorly understood and are misused. But facts matter

Between the 1991, 2001, 2011 and 2021 Census *every* ethnic group in the UK has become *less* geographically segregated and *all* groups, majority and minorities, are more likely to interact with people not like them

KITCHENWARE COMPANY BOSS: So, did you come up with a name for that revolving food tray, Susan?

SUSAN: No, couldn't be arsed.

normal person: i just want a place to hang out with my friends
tech weirdo: and shitheads
np: no just my friends
tw: but what about hearing alternative views on race and gender?
np: we just want to hang out and goof around
tw: so where do the shitheads fit in then
np: no shitheads
tw: not following

The highest electricity prices in the world, the highest train fares in Europe and rivers full of sewage. It's almost as if privatisation was fundamentally flawed.

UK Electricity price 2023 - Highest in the World
UK Electricity price 2024 - Highest in the World
UK Electricity price 2025 - Highest in the World

Energy is the most profitable Industry in the UK making £130bn, ahead of Banking on £82bn and Landlords on £80bn

You pay for it all

We all know why Nigel Farage is accusing Labour of inciting violence against him while cutting his security. Because if he didn’t, people might remember to ask him who paid for his house in Clacton and why he hangs around with people who take bribes from Russians.

"I hope Starmer wakes up tomorrow morning and feels ashamed about what he has done," says man who unveiled this poster the day Jo Cox was assassinated by a far-right terrorist.

new scam going around where they hire you for a job but pay you less than the value your labor produced

God I miss John Candy

I disapprove of what you say, but I will defend to the death my right to call you a raving xenophobic twat.