The Haters Guide to Pro Cycling

Is there a more over done joke than the youth pastor joke?

bUt, ThU bLuEsKy AtHeIsTs!

I get it, y’all cooked your brains with the uncut stuff and need to feel better about yourselves by finding someone to sneer at.

It was a little bit funny the first time, now you just sound like haters.

Every time I watch JMU, they have like 3 of these.

Neutral site play-in, but if you lose, you get a playoff ban for 2 years.

An early 20th century color painting from a postcard featuring Krampus, a mythical anthropomorphic beast with horns and a tail, stuffing a naughty boy in a wicker basket while a presumably well-behaved girl looks on with a bowl of fruit in her lap.

Wishing a joyous Krampusnacht to all who celebrate.

Public-domain image from Wikipedia.

It’s Friday night, and I accidentally took my Vyvanse twice again. Let’s fucking party!

Genius show, I’m actually getting a tiny bit emotional thinking about it lol I know everyone rightly loves ‘rain’ but my all time favorite is Rusty playing cricket. Just a great lesson for kids and adults.

I forget the name, but when Bluey and bingo put on a stage show about mom and dad, bingo is ‘pregnant’ with a balloon belly and the balloon pops, I read a comment elsewhere that it was a miscarriage and on a rewatch, yeah, bandit and chili squeeze hands and shoot each other a look.

This is some Protomolecule shit.

#TheExpanse

White conservative Americans defending Trump over Epstein bring the same energy as black Americans defending Michael Jackson for buggering wee boys.

I’m still mad the 49ers built that thing. Candlestick was a dump, but it was a unique dump.

I’m guessing these are all being played in NFL stadiums. That kinda sucks. Total atmosphere killer.

Or maybe you just suck, Tory boy.

Imagine you dream of playing in a World Cup and when you make it, you have to go to Kansas City and play in a big, shitty, concrete bowl in 90+ degree heat.

Poor bastards.

I want tickets for the Haiti match. Last WC we made was 98 and the group was Brazil Morocco and Norway. If we beat Haiti, a point v Morocco is all we’d need to qualify for the knockout stage.

Better be careful, the punter invasion is actually a sleeper cell.

Ive got the volume off, where do we play?

THEYRE DOING THE FUCKING YMCA FOR HIM!!!

THIS IS THE GREATEST COMEDY SHOW EVER!!!

No food at a Scottish tailgate, just the bevy, pal.

Haggis neeps and tatties for all!

You're talking about Montreal Expos 1995 draft pick #507 here

YES!!!!

HAITI IN SCOTLANDS GROUP!!!

THATS 3 POINTS!!!

BBC recap fella losing his mind here

I am being funny, you tories just don’t recognise humour.

I’m sorry, but this FIFA show is objectively hilarious.

The fuck have they got that bitch, Brady up their for?

You couldn’t find a single proper football player in your country, America?

Sure you wont.

Did Infantino invite Trump and Kevin Hart so he’d be only the 3rd most annoying person on stage?

Because if they didn’t, we’d never know who the good guys are, right?

If everyone had just voted for Jill stein, we’d all be at brunch right now.

It’s been shown in multiple studies that conservatives lack a sense of humor, so this tracks.

The key word here is ‘giving’.

That’s an analog mind at work right there.