The Haters Guide

* frantically scrambles to make sure he paid $6.90 and not $69*

You’ll never convince me that’s a real name.

Duffy to announce nuclear reactor on the moon This is the first major agency effort by the interim NASA administrator, who is also the Transportation secretary and a former Fox News host.

How about high-speed rail on earth?

Oh, jeez!

We have that next Thursday, we have to go in person.

Calling my new CFB playbook Hawgronomicon and taking over the Hawgs.

My wife is navigating that right now. Last year, the one she had, the school tech guru setup all the classrooms in her own name, so every message sent to every parent in the entire school for the whole year came up as being from the tech lady. It couldn’t be changed.

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Sorry to hear that, David. Glad she’s physically well.

‘Oh shit! It was a seagull’

Fuck yeah!

Do it!

We deserve all of this.

How it works.

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Their whole thing is ‘never told a joke’ and they really haven’t. They did a cold open to the podcast where they talk about Sean Duffy’s moon reactor and it’s hard to tell if it’s Sean Duffy’s moon reactor or the plot to For All Mankind.

Very funny people, and they rarely talk about football.

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I need to invent 2hrs worth of chores to do and erands to run so my wife and kids dont think im a massive weirdo, just sat in my chair while yelling ‘WOMPIN’ all evening @shutdownfullcast.bsky.social open.spotify.com/episode/6277...

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Why was the @shutdownfullcast.bsky.social cold open a recap of ‘For All Mankind’?

The #FreeJaiHindley movement starts now

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Casey Affleck looking like a townie from revere

You tryna fahkin erase me, khed?

You’re starting to bore me.

Gonna give you 10 more minutes to say something that doesn’t make you sound like a bitter little piss baby.

Oh, fuck off you anal wart of a human being.

You jumped into my mentions and immediately started trying to quote post dunk on me.

Go crawl back under your rock.

Amen!

brb, using my guardian column to scold readers for rejecting the technology my boss will use to eliminate my job within the next year

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I don’t know who that is, but I’d like to thank you for all the great work you’re doing in proving right all the people who stayed at home, and making sure even more won’t vote for a crap centrist in 2028. You’re fantastic for the liberal cause, my sister!

And yes, this is fantastic because the industry I work in is evil. It’s an evil industry that shouldn’t exist but is propped up by both Ds and Rs.

Anything that brings us closer to universal healthcare is fine by me. I’ll survive, I’m smart and resourceful.

When you go full psycho stalker mode like this, all you’re doing is making sure everyone who sees it won’t vote for a right of center loser ever again.

Great job!

I’m so happy for you.

‘I’m NoT mAd, YoU aRe’

🤣🤣🤣

They sing our fight song for us at the end of each episode.

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THIS IS CASEY ERASURE!

Oh no, you got me!

Aaaargh!

Slop swilling, boot licking dipshittery at its finest.

I admit it, you got me!

I’ll totally waste my next vote on yet another mediocre loser.

LMAO

That’s it, that’s all you’ve got?