“I hate cities and I definitely never go there because they’re dangerous and woke, but don’t they dare build traffic calming so that I need to slow down in my large vroom vroom.”
01.03.2026 00:34 — 👍 22 🔁 1 💬 1 📌 0“I hate cities and I definitely never go there because they’re dangerous and woke, but don’t they dare build traffic calming so that I need to slow down in my large vroom vroom.”
01.03.2026 00:34 — 👍 22 🔁 1 💬 1 📌 0
Just look at the difference
28.02.2026 18:26 — 👍 330 🔁 71 💬 8 📌 2
Chapeau!
Amazing attack on the Muur.
He took them in to the bottom of the town at a hell of a pace. I know a lot of people think that’s boring, but I love it.
28.02.2026 15:07 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
Van der Poel goes solo on the Muur #gameover
28.02.2026 14:55 — 👍 42 🔁 5 💬 2 📌 0
That’s king shit!
That’s a race winning attack on the Muur.
That’s iconic.
What a guy!
Guys and bikes in ditches and fields.
Chaos.
Has Colnago been set the challenges that every winter, they need to do at least one thing that makes their bikes uglier?
28.02.2026 14:45 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Visma doing the ‘honest, we’re trying’ bit for a few KM before everyone packs it in for the day.
28.02.2026 14:43 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0You know, maybe it's a good thing Van Aert is sick for this one
28.02.2026 14:11 — 👍 15 🔁 2 💬 1 📌 0While we’re all watching Omloop, Paul Seixas is riding away solo with 40+ km to go at the Faun-Ardèche Classic. Pogacar style, at age 19. More total domination. Let’s hope to see him race against Tadej soon.
28.02.2026 14:37 — 👍 10 🔁 3 💬 1 📌 0
Imagine your a Belgian dad, mom, aunt or uncle, it’s Saturday morning, your husband, wife and kids ask what you’re doing today and you reply “going to stand in a cow field and yell at some lads on their bikes. Might get on the bevy for it.”
What a life.
What a great thing to be able to say.
Why are you on your own @carltonkirby.bsky.social ?
Did smithy forget to put a pound in the leccy meter?
2/3rds of the break refusing to give him a pull lol
The fuckery has begun!
And by that I mean matteo is now at the head of the race with seixas :)))
28.02.2026 14:24 — 👍 14 🔁 1 💬 1 📌 0VDP saves it with a swerve as Pluimers wipes out
28.02.2026 14:16 — 👍 66 🔁 7 💬 1 📌 5
Exceptional levels of chaos.
This is bike racing.
He’s a real one.
28.02.2026 14:03 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
Fantastic!
He made an Isambard Kingdom Brunel joke earlier.
We’re so back!
Had to listen to the firat 90 minutes in the car as we were down in Illinois for a birthday last night. Had the car loaded and everyone ready to go for 630. No messing around today.
28.02.2026 13:53 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
You know the season has started for real when Carlton is making Isambard Kingdom Brunel jokes.
We’re so back!
If you think this is AI slop, my brothers and sisters in Christ, let me tell you about Korean underground malls within subway stations.
28.02.2026 01:05 — 👍 5 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
A picture of cable management that should trigger a wellness check
Using a photo you just took which is of a task you have in front of you where are you at mentally
27.02.2026 22:25 — 👍 42 🔁 5 💬 10 📌 1
I heard something from a colleague today and I want to check if this is common knowledge that just passed me by or if he’s a secret genius.
We were talking about talc and he said “best thing to get sand off your feet after a day at the beach is talc. Sprinkle the talk and the sand just drops off”
Never heard of that, but I’m willing to try it…. In June.
27.02.2026 21:23 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
Saw this last week and I really hope they still do these in December. Some people are going to be incredibly excited on Christmas Eve, and incredibly disappointed on Christmas Day.
27.02.2026 20:45 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Love when they talk their shit and I have access to their SS#, phone#, address and complete medical history.
27.02.2026 20:42 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
