The Hater’s Guide to Pro Cycling

It’s weird that people online treat politics like sports, yet never learn the part where you’re allowed to be mad at your own team for blowing it.

We need to introduce cycling fans to ‘Tiger Droppings’

He gets soooooo mad at them all lol

Now I want him to do the CM Punk ‘it’s cloberrin’ time’ bit lol

Visma hive needs to chill LMAO

The Visma hive needs to chill. It’s like fans of football teams whose entire identity as a fan is not about the team they like, but with their most hated rival.

Photo of a woman playing bicycle polo. There are some other players behind her, and spectators behind a wall.

Illustration by Adams Carvalho of a woman riding a fixie bicycle. The woman bicycle, body position, and clothing resemble the photo of the woman playing bicycle polo. But this woman doesn't have a polo mallet.

I'm gonna go out on a limb here and say that the photo on the left (I don't know who took it but it's The Pit bike polo court in NYC) has something to do with the artwork on the right.

Not sure he needs you answering for him, champ.

These people need bullied out of society.

Log off bro

Gavin Newsom, Kristi Noem Nod Silently To Each Other In Plastic Surgeon’s Office

Gavin Newsom, Kristi Noem Nod Silently To Each Other In Plastic Surgeon’s Office

I have no idea how to track anything nowadays. I miss GCN+.

These headlines suggest that leaving the building empty is a better outcome than adaptive reuse into expensive condos. Fear mongering about “luxury housing”

They’re brilliant. Nothing but the best and brightest. The US senate are the answer to the question “what if we had Liz Truss cloned 500 times?”

I’ll bet Montana meth was really shit.

Other than Joe, has Montana ever produced anything good?

Slap some tariffs on that imported meth.

This used to be a real country.

Spent 10 minutes trying to get myself an appointment with my barber and kept getting redirected to a place with the same name in Ontario. Took me a while to realize I still had my VPN on from the race.

What the fuck has he done to his hair?

Strip the win from him for that.

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Man, a UAE 1-2-3 would trigger sooooooo many people LMAO

🤣🤣🤣 that’s going to trigger the right kind of people

👍

Also, stop doing videos in portrait mode, you fucking savages!

We’re watching the wrong race

Extra credit to everyone roadside just really excited to see Pog and not holding a phone up.

The banter outcome here would be a del torro solo attack to catch Pog.

Once in a while, there are rumors that RCS might add a climb to Milano San Remo to make the race more exciting. They probably won’t. But I wonder if they’ll ever remove Monte Sante Marie from Strade Bianche to avoid an 80km+ solo by Tadej Pogacar