Zach Ragbourn

Hear me out.

Huevos Rancheerios.

The problem with most machine-based random number generators is that they’re not TRULY random, so if you need genuine randomness it is sometimes necessary to link your code to an external random process like a physical noise source or the current rate of US tariffs on a given country.

Great. Now I have a trade deficit with Hair Cuttery.

“Thanks for last night,” I whisper drowsily. “I barely slept at all.”

You reply with a gentle beep, which is your love language because you are a carbon monoxide detector.

Are the next 4 years really going to be logging on everyday to sentences like "a 19 year old doge intern called Big Balls has your social security number" because I'm already at capacity for this sort of thing

Guys, susan collins is looking into this so try not to scare her. So many times we have been this close to having her on our side and then one of you did a mean post and ruined it

Trying to type my work emails on my phone is so frustrating, it makes me want to call in sick.

I tell ya, I’m one typo away from a dental health day.

Really disappointing to see Popular Science stoop to this kind of kink-shaming

When Biden and Obama won the press spent the next 4-8 years interviewing voters who didn’t back them. But don’t expect the same now, just like last time Trump won.

Well, there's people, and more people

What do they know, know, know

Go to work in some high rise

And vacation down at the Gulf of America

I bet nobody on their deathbed ever looks back at their life and regrets the time they spent with dogs

Skeleton at a computer keyboard

Them: We will send you an email to reset your password

Me:

Honestly living on mars doesn’t sound so bad right about now

It’s kind of funny to think that now millennials won’t be able to afford a mortgage because they’re buying eggs and toast instead of avocado toast.

My hope for 2025 is that more #brands will find ways to #leverage their #intellectualproperty

You can't say he's a fascist and a criminal, but then act like he's just another ex-president with Secret Service detail and other perks. If he's a criminal, you prove it by treating him like one.

You don’t need a machete, she said.

What would you do with a machete, she asked.

Who wishes she had a machete now, I ask.

I just had a great idea for Elon’s next acquisition

YouTube video by Netflix Godzilla Minus One | Official Trailer | Netflix

Godzilla Minus One is a Christmas movie, actually

m.youtube.com/watch?v=nAYK...

If you had told me last month that Musk and Vivek and Trump and all their fanboys and supporters would, by late December, be furious with each other over the most clownish, unforced errors borne out of their unchecked egos and failure to read the room, I would have told you:

No shit, Sherlock.

+1 and: Fox appearances can also provide clips to show the Dem base that someone is “fighting back.” (If done correctly.) Mayor Pete might never convince a Fox viewer to change their mind, but clips of Pete dropping truth bombs in a hostile environment can have value to a different audience.

I’ve said this before, but as a Gen Xer who was force fed “classic rock” songs — including Lola, Walk on the Wild Side, Get Back! which all have frank discussions of trans figures — it is just wild to hear Boomers complaining about how pop culture has only now “gone woke” with an LGBT message.

Conservatives have constant conferences that yea are silly but they also build culture, and we don’t have much of that on the left side. I think these things matter.

Gotta admit, the ads are very pretty! And when I first moved to the area, they were EVERYWHERE.

“Does ‘I’ll know him when I see him’ narrow things down? No? Okay I’ll keep holding.”

The hardest thing to search online for is the holiday EP recorded by the band who released More Fun in the New World.

It’s called Merry Xmas from X.

Post a PERFECT album from the 90s that isn’t Nirvana or Pearl Jam

Government Shutdown and Travel: What to Know About Flights, Passports and More The failure to act by Congress could cause airport lines and other disruptions across the travel industry during a busy holiday travel period.

NPCA's CEO and Pres Theresa Pierno to @nytimes.com: "Parks could lose half a million dollars every day they are closed, thousands of park staff would be furloughed, and local economies that rely on park visitors could take a hit, only days before the holiday season.” www.nytimes.com/2024/12/20/t...

Surely you don’t mean the charismatic leader

Post your favorite Star Trek character but wrong answers only