Neilsnotreal

Best tip I can give is get him on a WhatsApp group with kids on his landing and divide up who's bringing what. Our lad said no-one had a cheese grater but they had 8 frying pans.

His tips are...
1. His own bath mat
2. A heated clothes horse
3. His own tin opener

"Well you should have seen the cover they wanted to do. It wasn’t a glove, believe me."

I try to imagine I'd be there, watching and tutting.

Changes all the time because I'm at the age where I think about it a lot. Today it's...

I want to see the bright lights tonight, Richard & Linda Thompson

God Knows, The Coral

Many Rivers To Cross, Jimmy Cliff

You Got The Silver, Rolling Stones

Pair of Ugg slippers and a bowl of pointing mortar

Harry Hill will give you £250 for a video of that

Need context before you get any sympathy from L35

I like watching on the telly for the Vitality adverts, best thing about it with the little sausage dog and his banter. Brilliant.

Is Atherton on the monkey gland extract? He looks no older now than when he stopped playing.

Beaky Chastard!

Crackers? Salad items, surely?

Fuckin hell!

What's it made from, moondust?

A Pair of Brown Eyes - The Pogues
Down From Dover - Dolly Parton
Many Rivers To Cross - Jimmy Cliff

The eponymous dog that does the howling on Seamus by Pink Floyd, belonged to Steve Marriott and was being minded by Dave Gilmour when they recorded it.

Good Night.

Alright Mark Kermode

Arty Farty moment

This is good though, right?

Dylan Thomas' Boathouse at Laugharne

Alright I know this isn't Facebook but it has to be said that spending time in #Tenby and the surrounding area is good for the soul. If you can ignore the home county cunts, you'll love it. And I'm certain we saw Salman Rushdie having half a lager yesterday.

Diolch.

Hot Toddy does work mate, large one with a couple of paracetamol does the trick.

I'm about to be stuck on a mackerel fishing trip with 6 Bro's who are referring to money as 'dollar' and commenting how 'wankered' Gavin is going to get this afternoon. Could be the most painful 90 minutes I've spent since Julian Dicks made his home debut for Liverpool.

All Aboard!

Alright Lenny Henry

There's a Tommy Cooper one in Caerphilly, I've seen that a few times.

VW from Bury? Didn't know that.

I work with a lapsed Bury fan who's now a newborn Bury Ultra after having season tickets at City for years. Fair play he's all in but he's one annoying fucker.

A really good chocolate is my top choice. Had a cracker in Saundersfoot the other day, dark Belgian chocolate, two scoops, of course.

Good that

Made up mate 👍🏻

Absolutely

Do we assume this wasn't the case?

Tenby

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