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09.03.2026 21:02 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

I thought 4 was a red herring. #WhenTaken #741 (09.03.2026)

I scored 809/1000🏅

1️⃣📍13.6 km - 🗓️2 yrs - 🥇197/200
2️⃣📍2.5K km - 🗓️1 yrs - 🥈144/200
3️⃣📍2.9 km - 🗓️1 yrs - 🥇199/200
4️⃣📍2.1K km - 🗓️14 yrs - 🥉122/200
5️⃣📍666 km - 🗓️16 yrs - 🥈147/200
whentaken.com

09.03.2026 19:22 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Hhhhhyeppp!!

09.03.2026 19:17 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

🤌🏻

08.03.2026 18:00 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

This could be an incredible haiku with a little work

08.03.2026 17:52 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

You have misinterpreted my gif

08.03.2026 17:24 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Has someone let a bit of air out of you?

08.03.2026 17:18 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Wonder if this likkle fella is still there, scaring the shit out of the casual passer-by?

08.03.2026 17:14 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Is Alnwick/Annik in there?

08.03.2026 16:52 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

a group of people are sitting at desks in a classroom and one of them is making a funny face . ALT: a group of people are sitting at desks in a classroom and one of them is making a funny face .

08.03.2026 16:22 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

What's the damage?*

*the cost of a Creamy Dome in Spoons, not to your reputation for posting.

08.03.2026 14:50 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

08.03.2026 12:24 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

I whizzed over the back last week and the front yesterday, dodging cat turds and tutting at the moss.

08.03.2026 11:41 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Midge Ure reveals his vote at an Ultravox band meeting to decide on the next single release, 1980.

08.03.2026 10:22 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Because they've got watery shite dripping down their inside leg

08.03.2026 10:18 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Morning, Mortals!

08.03.2026 09:35 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

#Hamnet there

Load of wank. Don't bother.

07.03.2026 23:23 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Ladies Toilets?

07.03.2026 21:14 — 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 2 📌 0

...officer

07.03.2026 18:44 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

That sauce is incredible when it starts taking the colour on

07.03.2026 14:46 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Pepper Mutton?

07.03.2026 14:32 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

The last 12 months has told me you're never too old for lots of things. There's probably a deep rooted Freudian explanation for my unease with this scenario though 😂

07.03.2026 12:17 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

I've always told my kids to be open about what they're up to so there's no shocks later in life. But sometimes, just sometimes, I'd probably rather not know...

07.03.2026 11:48 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 2 📌 0

Who started this When Taken bollocks? I need a word.

07.03.2026 00:00 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 2 📌 0

To Broad Green in the morning to see a mate who needed CPR in his GP surgery on Tuesday. Put in an induced coma for three days but woke up yesterday and is out of IC asking when he can get home to walk his dog. He's the reason my lad got a shot in Saints' academy and I love him like a brother ✊🏻

06.03.2026 23:50 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

I believe they're playing in LA in May with a possible gig in Brooklyn also being mooted. Followed by a mini tour in the UK in Autumn, talk of combining an invitation to Freakender in Glasgow with gigs in That London and their spiritual Bedsit, Manchester?

06.03.2026 23:42 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

He's a cool cat

06.03.2026 23:29 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

a group of people are sitting at desks in a classroom and one of them is making a funny face . ALT: a group of people are sitting at desks in a classroom and one of them is making a funny face .

06.03.2026 23:29 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 2 📌 0

Dunc?

06.03.2026 23:26 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

The 'Builders'...

06.03.2026 23:02 — 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

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