A CALLER ASKED, "Mr Jonah, What is your favorite Pokémon?" GREAT QUESTION CALLER! I LOVE YOUR MANNERS. MY FAVORITE POKEMON IS NONE OTHER THAN THE AMAZING ARAQUANID.
01.03.2025 11:17 — 👍 3 🔁 2 💬 1 📌 0
GOOD GOD THIS IS GROUND-BREAKING. I CAN ALREADY SEE THE HEADLINE NOW! WE NEED PHOTOS. PARKER GET YOUR ASS IN MY OFFICE!
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Whats that? It's PETRA parker now?
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GOOD GOD FOLKS THE MASKED MENACE IS TURNING THE PEOPLE OF NEW YORK CITY INTO WOMEN, ONE CAN ONLY ASSUME WITH SOME EXPERIMENTAL BIOWEAPON
13.02.2025 20:12 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
Attention to the person with the SPIDER-MAN profile picture that has recently followed me. YOU ARE NOT WELCOME HERE! - J Jonah Jameson
13.02.2025 20:04 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
DAMN RIGHT!
08.02.2025 17:56 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
As the war is hopefully beginning to simmer down, The Daily Bugle offers our hearts to all those lost in the Gaza battles. To call it treacherous and inhumane would be a gross understatement. We encourage you to show your support in any way you can. Thank you. - J. Jonah. Jameson.
08.02.2025 17:53 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
PARKER! ARE WE BACK ON THE AIR?
FINALLY!
SORRY FOR THE INCONVENIENCE FOLKS, THAT DASTARDLY SPIDERMAN TOOK OUT OUR COMMUNICATION TOWERS ON "aCcIdEnT~" DURING A TRECHEROUS, CITY DESTROYING FIGHTS WITH ONE OF HIS MANY FOES. THIS WAS IN NO DOUBT AN EFFORT TO SILENCE MY FREEDOM OF SPEECH, THE MENACE!
08.02.2025 17:48 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
NOW NOW, I KNOW WHAT YOURE ALL THINKING ABOUT THE CEO MURDERER, BUT I HAVE A LEAD. WHO ELSE IS A MASKED VIGILANTE GOING AROUND ENACTING THEIR OWN VERSION OF JUSTICE? THATS RIGHT FOLKS. THE CEO KILLER IS NONE OTHER THAN SPIDER-MAN.
06.12.2024 22:26 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
Another cloudy day in the beautiful New York! Here's to hoping that Spider-Jerk doesn't rain on our parade!
26.11.2024 16:57 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
Us folks at the daily bugle offer our deepest prayers to the millions left without power, shelter, and/or food and water on the west coast.
It is high time we step up and stop letting these corporate elites ransack our climate!
21.11.2024 03:31 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
IF YOU THINK ME BEING ON THIS SITE IS GONNA QUELL MY PASSIONATE LOVE FOR NEW YORK CITY, YOU'VE THOUGHT WRONG! J JONAH JAMESON NEVER SLEEPS IN THE BLANKETS OF INJUSTICE!
19.11.2024 04:09 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
Elon musk and donald trump sitting in a private jet with trays full of mcdonalds splayed out in front of them.
The same image, but with an amorphous stick figure crudely drawn into the scene with marker. poorly handwritten labeling him as spider-man. "artistic rendition" is displayed at the top.
An image of the so-called "president" and his LOONEY LACKEY eating junk just surfaced. I know it might seem innocent enough BUT THINK ABOUT IT! How'd they get that food on the plane without it getting cold?! Now I'm not accusing this pity party of eating cold McDonalds, but SOMETHING MUST BE AFOOT!
19.11.2024 04:06 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
Welcome to JUST THE FACTS! with J Jonah Jameson. - We've arrived on the only remaining sacred social platform to bring you JUST THE FACTS. The skies ahead look blue my friend!
18.11.2024 20:03 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
