The Bard

Only time will tell. In a linear way, sadly.

Wild how it's *still* 2025. This year has felt longer than my entire adolescence and even more roller coastery.

Trying to Untangle the Bermuda Triangle

This is the wrong answer.

When did weird stuff stop happening in the Bermuda Triangle? Why don't we hear about it anymore?

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I think the kids these days just really like using the verb "rail."

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Text: Normalize getting railed or railing your friends. You would be surprised how many would take you up on that offer.

I would be extremely surprised because I don't think any of my friends think about me that way. (I don't mean that as a dig against myself and I don't need to have my mind changed.) But I'm 100% in favor of platonic friends railing if that's what they want.

Finally got caught up with the latest Dimension 20 and just finished the finale of Cloudward Ho...I need a hug.

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The most precious commodity you have is your attention. You don’t have to waste it on poor-faith debates or arguments with strangers if you don’t think they’ll be productive. You can prioritize the things that matter to you and make your life richer.

Strands #638
“On the ice”
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Connections
Puzzle #904
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This was painful...

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I think you're right. I know I'm kind of unsettled that December starts tomorrow. I feel like I'm not ready for it.

Okay, weird, because I just suddenly started tearing up from some unidentified sadness a few minutes ago. WTF?

Strands #637
“Group membership”
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I think about this tweet a lot

I can't pull off facial hair of any kind. I can barely pull off stubble.

I'm not a fan of football. I think it's super boring. On the other hand...

HONEYCRISP II: THE WRATH OF CHUCK

And shoutout to this cover, which I don't think is a *good* cover, but it's a hilarious one.

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Some of my favorite covers:

"People Are Strange" - Echo & the Bunnymen
"All You Need is Love" - Echo & the Bunnymen
"Hazy Shade of Winter" - The Bangles
"When You Were Mine" - Cyndi Lauper
"(I Can't Get No) Satisfaction" - Devo
"Cool Jerk" - The Go-Go's

Job-stealing, resource-devouring, hallucinating, plagiarism machines.

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