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@joshuamneff.bsky.social

Disaster Time Lord in exile. Neurodivergent. Ace-Aro. Polyaffectionate. Master of Library Science, Stories, Games, Daydreaming, Mysteries, & Hope. Older than you might think. (He/him/they/them) https://linktr.ee/joshuamneff

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Happy Birthday!! πŸ₯³πŸŽ

09.03.2026 13:27 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

πŸ’™πŸ’™

09.03.2026 12:59 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I still need to finish watching it. I was loving it but then it started making me anxious and I had to put it in the freezer.

09.03.2026 03:13 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Suddenly got hit with "I miss having someone I can be cuddly and playful with."

09.03.2026 03:11 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

And as usual, Black women are doubly screwed over this year, with this day losing an hour and Black History Month always being the shortest month of the year.

08.03.2026 16:31 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Happy International Women's Day to all cis and trans women, nonbinary, genderfluid, and genderqueer people!

Extra special shoutout to all the femme folk who have inspired me, far too big a list to name them all here.

08.03.2026 16:29 β€” πŸ‘ 7    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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a cat is sitting on a table next to a birthday cake with a lit candle . Alt: Grey and white cat is sitting on a table next to a birthday cake with a lit candle, knocking the candle over. Text reads "Happy Birthday!"

@kittennursekc.bsky.social

07.03.2026 21:14 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
chelseajadexo

have you ever had a weird sort of crush on one of your friends where you cant actually tell if its a crush or not??? do i want to kiss you?? do i just really enjoy being your friend????? who knows? not me

thesaxymcclain

Hi there I'm here to unnecessarily add that this is called alterous attraction! It's basically ambiguous attraction that's indistinguishable between platonic and romantic and/or sexual attraction. It's not uncommon to feel alterous attraction towards friends/squishes/crushes. This post describes it pretty well, actually. In my experience, it's like… I'd be cool with dating this person but being their friend is just as good. Like I wouldn't actively start a romantic relationship, but I wouldn't turn one down. So yeah! Alterous attraction. It's nice but confusing.

viv13drainbow

I DIDNT KNOW THERE WAS A WORD FOR IT.

chelseajadexo have you ever had a weird sort of crush on one of your friends where you cant actually tell if its a crush or not??? do i want to kiss you?? do i just really enjoy being your friend????? who knows? not me thesaxymcclain Hi there I'm here to unnecessarily add that this is called alterous attraction! It's basically ambiguous attraction that's indistinguishable between platonic and romantic and/or sexual attraction. It's not uncommon to feel alterous attraction towards friends/squishes/crushes. This post describes it pretty well, actually. In my experience, it's like… I'd be cool with dating this person but being their friend is just as good. Like I wouldn't actively start a romantic relationship, but I wouldn't turn one down. So yeah! Alterous attraction. It's nice but confusing. viv13drainbow I DIDNT KNOW THERE WAS A WORD FOR IT.

I yearn alterously.

06.03.2026 20:22 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

OMG that was supposed to be Lonely Mountain 🀣🀣🀣🀣

06.03.2026 13:43 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
Peter Capaldi "Friday, I'm in Love" (Cure cover) at La Belle Angele, Friday 27th February, 2026
YouTube video by The (Other) Anonymous Punter Peter Capaldi "Friday, I'm in Love" (Cure cover) at La Belle Angele, Friday 27th February, 2026

I didn't know I needed to see the Twelfth Doctor doing a Las Vegas showman cover of the Cure, but I did and here it is.

youtu.be/vjpm6wBHeLU?...

06.03.2026 05:00 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Feel better soon! πŸ«‚πŸ«ΆπŸ˜

06.03.2026 03:49 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

So glam! 😍😍πŸ”₯πŸ”₯

06.03.2026 03:41 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

UGGGGGHHHHHH

06.03.2026 03:23 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

πŸ₯°πŸ«ΆπŸ˜˜

06.03.2026 03:22 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

MA'AM

06.03.2026 03:16 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Oh man, I'd be raging.

06.03.2026 03:15 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 3    πŸ“Œ 0
Me with my chin in my hand, smiling, wearing a white shirt, blue vest, and tan cravat.

Me with my chin in my hand, smiling, wearing a white shirt, blue vest, and tan cravat.

Tired and drained but trying to bring out my inner cutie patootie.

06.03.2026 03:11 β€” πŸ‘ 40    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0

Going to the Lovely Mountain to get your treasure back.

06.03.2026 03:09 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Gorgeous! 😍😍

06.03.2026 03:08 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I'm not gonna throw a tantrum.

06.03.2026 03:08 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Keep it up just for the comedy.

06.03.2026 02:44 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

BWAH HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA OH DUDE NO

06.03.2026 02:42 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
A Reductress post features a photo of Kristi Noem with the headline, β€œKristi Noem Put Down for Being Too Hard to Train”

A Reductress post features a photo of Kristi Noem with the headline, β€œKristi Noem Put Down for Being Too Hard to Train”

Screaming

05.03.2026 22:00 β€” πŸ‘ 16534    πŸ” 3357    πŸ’¬ 259    πŸ“Œ 175

😍😍😍😍

04.03.2026 19:09 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Am I rapid-cycling or very emotionally dysregulated?: a symphony in six movements

04.03.2026 17:20 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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a cartoon teddy bear is surrounded by hearts and smiling . ALT: a cartoon teddy bear is surrounded by hearts and smiling .
03.03.2026 15:27 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Hell yeah! Get it!

03.03.2026 15:25 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Canon accepted!

01.03.2026 22:04 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Hailing frequencies open!

01.03.2026 19:15 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Current weather: thundersleet!

01.03.2026 19:13 β€” πŸ‘ 9    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0