Joel Santiago

Stunt Week at daughter's school, she spots a teacher in a blue uniform and the eyebrows.

You're Spock!
Yes! Finally! Nobody else recognized me. I had to explain in class.
Dad's a huge Trekkie. I'm named for one of his favorites.
Of course! Your (second) name is B'Elanna!

Proud on so many levels.

How is there no AI-generated or otherwise version of MMMbop with "Gimbap" substituted for the chorus lyric? How else am I supposed to announce to my Gen-Z daughter that I have successfully acquired this treat?

I feel so failed by the Internet and need to lie down.

I’m on every one of these things I can be on (and a few I shouldn’t) and all I’m looking for is the one with the Twitter before Oprah vibe.