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Christa Faust

@christafaust.bsky.social

Writer. Pervert. Menopausal Troublemaker. Bisexual Assassin. She/They.

1,726 Followers  |  317 Following  |  1,623 Posts  |  Joined: 14.08.2023
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Hey perverts, is Vladimir worth the slog? Because the cardigan bondage in the opening scene seemed promising and Rachel Weisz is a fox, but the stuffy vanilla heterosexuality of it all is making me question my life choices. Is there any more bondage worth fast forwarding to or...?

06.03.2026 03:42 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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DHS Secretary Kristi Noem out, Trump says Noem has come under fire from both Democrats and Republicans.

Looks like they took Kristi "Puppy Killer" Noem out to the gravel pit. When you get to hell, tell em Cricket sent you. #justiceforcricket www.axios.com/2026/03/05/k...

05.03.2026 19:00 β€” πŸ‘ 7    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

If you want to be humiliated for jacking off, don't waste your money on some Gen Z jizmaxing app. Just pay me or another real live Dom/me to lock your slutty little cock up for you!

05.03.2026 15:56 β€” πŸ‘ 13    πŸ” 2    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Video: Jen's 25 Favorite Films of 2025 | Jen Johans of Film Intuition & Watch With Jenℒ️ Get more from Jen Johans of Film Intuition & Watch With Jenℒ️ on Patreon

Released a video of my 25 Favorite Films of 2025. You can watch the entire thing for free below (where I hope you'll consider becoming a paid supporter of my work & the upcoming return of Watch With Jen pod).

www.patreon.com/posts/152260...

05.03.2026 00:56 β€” πŸ‘ 15    πŸ” 7    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

In case anybody still thinks I'm hard, you should know that I feel very sad about killing ants. They're working so hard!

05.03.2026 05:44 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Music teacher and no account musician. Somehow I managed to come out non-musical. Also very not rugged.

05.03.2026 05:42 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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By the way
KING OF ASHES is eligible for an Anthony Nomination for best hardcover novel
See y'all at BoucherCon

04.03.2026 16:57 β€” πŸ‘ 92    πŸ” 12    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 3
South Sound Writers of Crime and Dark Fiction
Saturday, March 7th 4pm @ Tacoma Library (Olympic Room)
A discussion about the publishing industry and the craft of writing with:
Alex Kenna
Alie Dumas-Heidt
Christa Faust
Alex Rasmussen
Victor Rodriguez

Tacoma Library
1102 Tacoma Ave S
Tacoma, WA

South Sound Writers of Crime and Dark Fiction Saturday, March 7th 4pm @ Tacoma Library (Olympic Room) A discussion about the publishing industry and the craft of writing with: Alex Kenna Alie Dumas-Heidt Christa Faust Alex Rasmussen Victor Rodriguez Tacoma Library 1102 Tacoma Ave S Tacoma, WA

Heads up, Grit City! Come hang at the Tacoma library with me and a bunch of other cool local writers this Saturday. (Am I really a Tacoma local now? Apparently so...)

04.03.2026 17:06 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Donate to Help Lola beat brain cancer, organized by KT Malicke Meet Lola, our 9-year-old Boston Terrier. She's the absolute light of our lives. A danci… KT Malicke needs your support for Help Lola beat brain cancer

Please share and donate to help my pal's Boston Terrier Lola! www.gofundme.com/f/help-lola-...

04.03.2026 15:39 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 1
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It’s Anthony Award nomination season! πŸ†

If Crime Ink: Iconic thrilled you, moved you, or kept you up past your bedtime, please consider nominating it for an Anthony. We’d be honored to have your support! πŸ”₯πŸ“š

03.03.2026 19:08 β€” πŸ‘ 5    πŸ” 4    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Ida Lupino. #WomenInNoir
A legend in front of and behind the camera, she's a #filmnoir force that credits singer, director, writer, and producer to her resume. During her 48-year career, she appeared in 59 films and directed 8.

What's your favorite?

03.03.2026 11:01 β€” πŸ‘ 46    πŸ” 11    πŸ’¬ 8    πŸ“Œ 1
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Yay! 'Notes on How to be Iconic' from 'Crime Ink: Iconic' is eligible in short stories for an #AnthonyAward!
So is the magnificent anthology itself (editors @johncopenhaver.bsky.social and @salemwest.bsky.social )
Thank you for your consideration!
@bywaterbooks.bsky.social

03.03.2026 16:24 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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She Drinks the Light For fans of Sinners and Immortal Dark, a teen girl must uncover her family’s deadly secrets in order to save her best friend and her island in this heart-...

Not a big fan of vampires and almost never read YA, but when @yasminangoe.bsky.social told me the premise of She Drinks the Light, I couldn't wait to read it! Now I finally can, and you should too. us.macmillan.com/books/978125...

03.03.2026 15:34 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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Oh hey look at that! DETOUR sale!

03.03.2026 15:08 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 3    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

So that's where my book went!

03.03.2026 15:00 β€” πŸ‘ 5    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Thank you @firstcluereviews.bsky.social for this wonderful review of ALL WE HIDE.

03.03.2026 01:11 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 2    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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For the entire month of March, you can get the Kindle version of my sexy thriller Hurt for Me for only $2.49! Go grab this deal while you can!

02.03.2026 19:37 β€” πŸ‘ 7    πŸ” 6    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

#LunarEclipse FAQ:

Q: Is it safe to look at?
A: Absolutely! Unlike a solar eclipse, there's no UNsafe time to look at a lunar eclipse.

Q: Do I need a telescope?
A: Nope! Best view is with naked eye. Just look up!

Q: Does the eclipse portend terror & doom?
A: Not at all! The news has that covered.

02.03.2026 19:22 β€” πŸ‘ 1290    πŸ” 405    πŸ’¬ 29    πŸ“Œ 16
My Frenchie, Lupe.

My Frenchie, Lupe.

Glad to be home with my Best Girl.

02.03.2026 18:39 β€” πŸ‘ 9    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Celebrating #WomensHistoryMonth with #WomenInNoir with Dorothy Hughes, crime writer, literary critic, and historian. Hughes wrote 14 novels, primarily crime/hardboiled & #filmnoir styles like The Fallen Sparrow ('42) In a Lonely Place ('47), & Ride the Pink Horse ('46).

02.03.2026 11:01 β€” πŸ‘ 60    πŸ” 21    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 5
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Queer Crime Writer Sightings at @LeftCoastCrime2026
THANK YOU @johncopenhaver.bsky.social @thejennhooker @roboslerwriter.bsky.social for the get-together @ Top of the MarkSF

And to Alexa Wejko and Nick Whitney from @sohopress.bsky.social for hanging with the cool kids

@bywaterbooks.bsky.social

01.03.2026 22:19 β€” πŸ‘ 14    πŸ” 5    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
Me and Marco standing in front of a giant gold picture frame near the Ferry building in San Francisco.

Me and Marco standing in front of a giant gold picture frame near the Ferry building in San Francisco.

We was framed! With @marcocarocari.bsky.social

01.03.2026 22:03 β€” πŸ‘ 9    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
Me and Gary Phillips sitting in Very Important Chairs.

Me and Gary Phillips sitting in Very Important Chairs.

Getting ready to interrogate Guest of Honor Gary Phillips. #LeftCoastCrime2026

01.03.2026 08:33 β€” πŸ‘ 9    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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The usual suspects, post Graphic Novel panel. Gary Phillips and I look like we're about to throw down and Dale Berry looks like he's trying very hard not to giggle.

28.02.2026 00:26 β€” πŸ‘ 22    πŸ” 4    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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At the @queercrimefic.bsky.social table. You can sit with us!

26.02.2026 19:13 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

i am glad to be a trans person on hrt. being trans is awesome and incredible and anyone persecuting trans people is hell's own jackass. gender should be a playground not a prison camp with barbed wire around it

26.02.2026 06:36 β€” πŸ‘ 2166    πŸ” 277    πŸ’¬ 16    πŸ“Œ 9

Damn, I got nothing on dad. Miss your face, broken nose and all!!

24.02.2026 20:36 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
Me and my busted nose, but hey, at least my hair looks good!

Me and my busted nose, but hey, at least my hair looks good!

Fresh new mullethawk to go with my pretty (rakish? thuggish? unique?) new nose. See you at #leftcoastcrime2026 !

24.02.2026 20:12 β€” πŸ‘ 21    πŸ” 2    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
Boxer Primo Carnera with his... trainer? submissive? cumdumpster?

Boxer Primo Carnera with his... trainer? submissive? cumdumpster?

Unrelated, yet related: When I was looking for a photo to go with that previous post, I got served this photo of Primo Carnera wearing a cup the size of a stealth bomber and thought you needed to see it too.

23.02.2026 22:09 β€” πŸ‘ 9    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
Boxer Rocky Marciano with a bandage on his broken nose.

Boxer Rocky Marciano with a bandage on his broken nose.

Broken Nose Update: Splint is off now and the bones are in the correct position and healing up nicely. Doc recommends I "avoid trauma to the nose." Gee, if only I'd had this advice two weeks earlier! Anyway, me and my crooked nose will be at Left Coast Crime this weekend so hope to see you there!

23.02.2026 21:52 β€” πŸ‘ 14    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0