Malachite Riot

this photo looks like the last thing you’d see before waking up in a tub of ice with a kidney missing

SUGAR recorded Copper Blue AND Beaster in March 1992.
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I remember when Roe fell all we got from the Dems were fucking fundraising emails and texts. That was it.

You should care about this because trans people are human beings with inalienable human rights, but even if you don't, you should care about this for your own personal safety

First they violate the rights of a group they think no one will fight for, and then they come for the rest of us

Brian Pogue thinks we should be a country of laws. Brian Pogue is a felon. My neighbor, who is being deported, is not.

a little girl is sitting in a car seat with the words `` worry about yourself '' . ALT: a little girl is sitting in a car seat with the words `` worry about yourself '' .

My husband: Babe, what are you doing tonight?

Me: Looking up arrest records of everyone commenting that my neighbor “should’ve come here legally.”

Saw a black Cybertruck very slowly pass a parked navy Cybertruck facing the same direction. Total eclipse of the dorks.

Really isn’t discussed enough the extent to which the Trump administration is at war with Blue States, particularly Minnesota.

If Clinton, Obama, or Biden had treated Florida this way it would have been a presidency-ending scandal but for Trump the press is just like “oh that scad and his hijinks.”

This stunt where ICE releases people far from home with no proper clothing and no way home should be treated as attempted homicide. In this case, actual homicide. These cases are not accidental or based on misunderstandings. They are deliberate attempts to inflict bodily harm.

I don't have a new angle on every cop union issuing its own version of Nick Swardson I Was Murdered Dot JPG after two cops got hit with snowballs while wandering NPC-style through a snowball fight. I guess I'm most curious about who called the cops to say "they're throwing snowballs in the park."

Rep. Ilhan Omar shouts repeatedly at Trump: "You have killed Americans!"

You know in theory I totally agree with this but Whiteys has the best hash rounds and pretty good breakfast sandwiches. Really crispy bacon.

It’s the same mindset as when Biden, Harris, the Clintons and Obama (not Michelle!) went to his inauguration and sat there looking like dummies as he lied about them to their faces. Stupid and weak.

Yes, I'm going to keep reminding white people that whiteness is conditional.

I’m all for welcoming converts. But Rufo isn’t a slow learner. He’s an architect of this hellscape. If he’s truly repentant, he needs some time in the wilderness.

And maybe — *maybe* — after that . . . he can go fuck himself.

The Mighty Milkshake Ducks

Fuck the men’s Olympic hockey team. They have marinated themselves in historic shame.

The entire cabinet is a bunch of shitty fail-children with multiple ties to sex pests if not sex pests themselves. Seeing them all in one place should create some kind of singularity of shiftiness.

This clown is the embodiment of militant failsonism, the center piece guy for building a notionally private sector state media organization. worst of the worst.

U.S. men's hockey with Curt-Schilling-in-Boston levels of good will squandering. A 25-mile lead in the good will marathon and they tripped on their dicks right at the finish line.

Ratboys' Julia Steiner and the Chorus for the Complicated Ratboys frontwoman Julia Steiner discusses how 'Singin' to an Empty Chair' grew from a grief practice into a collection of bright, aching songs that never settle for just one feeling at a time.

Ratboys frontwoman Julia Steiner discusses how 'Singin' to an Empty Chair' grew from a grief practice into a collection of bright, aching songs that never settle for just one feeling at a time. The Tonearm's Meredith Hoobs Coons grabs a seat.

A Chorus for the Complicated — Julia Steiner of Ratboys:

This isn’t about mere training. This agency needs to be abolished yesterday.

a man with a beard says " now that 's a name i 've not heard in a long time . ALT: a man with a beard says " now that 's a name i 've not heard in a long time .

Steve Stenger

Watching the “All Dems Are Pedos” crowd switch on a dime to the “Pedos Are No Big Deal” crowd is a once-in-a-generation display of twattery.

ICE whistleblower Ryan Schwank, a former ICE instructor and attorney, testifies that agents were trained to disregard constitutional rights.

Kash Patel, pretending to work, wearing a medal he didn't win

Someone said that the FBI is now a Make-A-Wish Foundation for a mid-tier podcaster

Also, pretty fuckin pathetic to not be able to separate your dislike or disagreement with a government from your ability to have sympathy for the people of Iran. It’s pretty clear that a vast majority of Iranians don’t agree with or support their government.

So it's ok to start a war illegally against a nation of 92 million, for whom you have "no sympathy" as long as the purpose is clear?

The Big Dem line that Trump is a demented fascist domestically while simultaneously agreeing his foreign policy decisions just isn't gonna cut it anymore.

Remembering Mark Lanegan With 8 Essential Tracks The Screaming Trees and Queens of the Stone Age singer, who passed away yesterday at age 57, was known for his corroded growl and collaborative spirit.

We lost Lanegan four years ago today. I started working on this shortly after the news broke. Some perfect Sunday music to be had here: pitchfork.com/thepitch/mar...

They think "punk rock" means anti-social in the most literal sense.

Look at me parking in a handicapped spot and smoking a cigarette in a movie theater! Punk rock!

You're not punk rock you're a fucking psychopath