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SPLAT πŸ’₯ B⭕️⭕️M

@splatboom.bsky.social

I like people too much, or not at all. 412

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I came here for Page.

31.01.2026 02:08 β€” πŸ‘ 8    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

RIP short shorts

11.01.2026 02:15 β€” πŸ‘ 19    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

@mrjoshua.bsky.social did…I think?

01.01.2026 05:39 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Who is the cow?

01.01.2026 04:39 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Right back at ya 😘

01.01.2026 04:20 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

That’s why I love you.

01.01.2026 04:16 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Ant, for the second time, settle down

01.01.2026 03:58 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Ant, settle down

01.01.2026 03:52 β€” πŸ‘ 5    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Coming up at 11pm: Trey inspired by Reba’s studded jacket and considers buying a Subaru.

01.01.2026 02:19 β€” πŸ‘ 5    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

This just in: everyone is an expert on their favorite band.

01.01.2026 02:18 β€” πŸ‘ 8    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Breaking News: everyone hates their favorite band.

01.01.2026 02:16 β€” πŸ‘ 27    πŸ” 4    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

I love this!!! πŸ‘ to your parents.

30.12.2025 03:39 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I got you. πŸ˜‰

30.12.2025 03:38 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I’ll adopt you. Be prepared for adoration but also inexpensive gifts.

30.12.2025 03:27 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

I made it a point to give separate gifts AND use separate wrapping paper. I’m the best mom ever.

30.12.2025 03:11 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0

My eldest spawn agrees.

30.12.2025 03:08 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Someone find the lower section of Mike’s vest please.

30.12.2025 01:22 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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29.12.2025 03:07 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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a woman in a purple suit is holding a triangle in her hand ALT: a woman in a purple suit is holding a triangle in her hand
29.12.2025 01:46 β€” πŸ‘ 5    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Well, he’s back on the white stuff.

18.12.2025 02:11 β€” πŸ‘ 7    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Pittsburgh thanks you. πŸ–€ πŸ’›

16.12.2025 02:08 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Sir. I KNOW! Best feeling ever.

29.11.2025 04:09 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Wtf why

29.11.2025 03:45 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Next time!

29.11.2025 03:40 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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Right back at ya ❀️

27.11.2025 21:35 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

You’re evil, Ant.

27.11.2025 21:23 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

I have 2 extra MMJ tickets for tomorrow (10/11) at The Met. Orchestra level for face…hit me up if you want them!

10.10.2025 23:24 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 2    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0

I was in that airport an hour ago!

22.09.2025 19:18 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

This is how Page’s dance parties start.

20.09.2025 01:34 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0