Louie

oh hi arlo

Oh that’s good

Be careful with what your kids get when trick-or-treating. I remember when I was young and bit into a snickers I was given; before I knew it, I was in the middle of a marathon

A drawing of ET waving at us on the cardboard packaging for a 1980s product called "E.T. Punch Balls" As this is a repost of a Feb 2023 tweet of mine, found here https://x.com/DemonTomatoDave/status/1623464715077795840?s=19 , I have taken this photo from the No Context E.T. account who posted it there, and who originally I retweeted.

Never became as popular as "ET Phone Home" did it

Everyone looks in the Argos catalogue for something different, someone will be circling you using a tiny pen

It’s what they often say of Bluesky, it’s the DILF Argos catalogue

Change one letter. Ruin a candy.

Shittles

A black and white photograph of a man collecting a book from a vending machine

The first paperback vending machine was installed at Charing Cross Station in 1937 by Penguin books. They called it the ‘Penguincubator’. (📷: STML)

🫡

“I saw you make a joke about another supermarket and, because I have no restraint, I ran through a mental list of other supermarkets to try and make a joke”

Your joke inspired mine, so call it a team effort

Big spelling mistake, or just a Lidl one?

-3

"You snouvre you louvre", is that a thing

10 half-raccoons in an overcoat

A bat signal, but instead of the bat, it’s a film about horse porn or something

I vaguely heard that, good point! Outrage there’s no heron emoji

I was not paying close enough attention it seems

BBC News headline reading “JLR hack is costliest cyber attack in UK history, say analysts”

My condolences, @jlukeroberts.bsky.social, sounds like a terrible cyber attack on you

And pushed over how many women?

I went to a facial anatomy museum that was shaped like a human face. The ticket desk was in the left nostril.
I paid through the nose.

@p3rfectsounds.bsky.social you totally normal about this, I’m guessing?

Happy birthday @eve-comedy.bsky.social! Hope you have the best day

Trust Chris to be raking up old leaves

That explains so much

No pressure to at all, but if you want an ear, you can always have mine

I’m tired and my eyes are blurry, so I read the gif as bitch hug instead. If anything, better

That would be it

Why is it you get underground and overground but not underwater and overwater?

As ratios go, you could have done a lot worse!