Millennium Barndance

Toe-Knee Knees!

@footballcliches.bsky.social re: sumo drinking - I was invited to meet some sumo wrestlers at their stable on the morning of the tournament in Fukuoka back in 2007. They let me eat breakfast with them. Featured bowls of beer.

@lb-southwark.bsky.social
Is an”except cycles sign” missing here? Confusing. C14 markings suggest one can ride east on tanner street approaching maltby and druid streets. Has been like this for yonks.

It's physically unsafe for people like me to go into the centre of our home city this Saturday on account of the colour of our skin.

Most politicians are either failing to stand up to this or actively contributing to the situation.

We don't owe any of those politicians our votes. Not one of them.

Mad that there will be fewer arrests after this than when a bunch of pensioners and nuns stand quietly with a sign.

British doctor comes back from Gaza and confirms two things we knew: 1- the Israelis *specifically* confiscate formula feed to starve children 2- there is a clear pattern in gun shot wounds pointing to the fact that IDF soldiers are playing games hunting humans.

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Bin to Cambridge.

(Spotter: @duncpalmer.bsky.social)

very normal thing for a major incident to be declared because they want to take down the asbestos bonfire beside the power station that supplies the hospitals. very normal country.

Self esteem #uto #glastonbury

Are En Vogue miming? #glastonbury

Please don't give my husband longer paternity leave Men at home all day have an uncanny ability to misunderstand the rhythm of the house. They use the blender during wind-down time

www.spectator.co.uk/article/plea...

It’s not my fault you’ve married an idiot.

I did!

Interesting box of free books near me in SE23. @footballcliches.bsky.social

Cerys asks someone how they became a lawyer?
“Oh well my friend suggested I switch from anthropology to law and luckily he offered me half price fees as he ran the law school in Oxford.”

OH HOW VERY VERY FORTUNATE FOR YOU

Perfect

Sofa parkour.

Spotter: @duncpalmer.bsky.social

That’s magnificent, Al.

If you’ve seen the subway hook man, this isn’t for you.
#nyc #subway #comedy

#OnThisDay in 1983

Substitute John Hewitt headed in this winner as Aberdeen beat Real Madrid 2-1 to win the European Cup Winners Cup

What a time to be an Aberdeen fan

Graphic full of data illustrating the inefficiencies of cars

A typical European car is parked 92% of the time. It spends 1/5th of its driving time looking for parking. Its 5 seats only move 1.5 people. 86% of its fuel never reaches the wheels, and most of the energy that does, moves the car, not the people.

Sound efficient?

HT @ellenmacarthurfdn.bsky.social

The Greens now have nearly 200 more councillors than Reform.

This is not something you'd be likely to guess from all the copiously salivating media coverage of Farage & his crew of billionaire-backed far-right chancers.

I’m missing one of those. Yoink. (SE23) @thefence.bsky.social

#GreatDixter earlier this month. Highly recommend a visit.

Yay my copy of @thefence.bsky.social has arrived… and on my birthday too!!!

Vatican tech chat? Very Omnissiah coded.

Two days in a row that I’ve seen a van driver on their phone blast through the zebra crossing outside Honor Oak Park station whilst people are stood about to cross. I followed today’s one and at the next lights he was still gawping at his phone.

This interviewing technique from Nick Watt on Newsnight is strange. He interrupts the interviewee in such a jarring way.