Prince Caspian

Domination. #DDMF

Now that's how you treat Carolina at home to open the second half. Fuck yeah.

The GOP would have made it into a whole thing. The crowd at the RNC would have been a sea of fucking top hats with the cringiest shit you've ever seen in your life written on them. Trump would be hugging cardboard cutouts of the dead soldiers on stage as they pit roasted a donkey wearing a ball cap.

If Obama or Biden had worn a baseball hat to greet the dead bodies of American soldiers being returned home, there would be paramedics at Fox defibrillating 95% of the on-air talent.

I've lived at least ten lives during the last 5:00 game clock minutes of Florida/Kentucky waiting for the Duke game.

Haven't been to West Village in a minute. The line to L'Industrie is insane. All the way down Christopher, turns onto Bleecker, and crosses Grove. Easily 100+ people. I guess I'm not *that* committed to pizza.

Cackling at this push notification.

It's very obvious that you have no idea what you're talking about, you don't do this professionally, and your entire opinion of what *is* possible today is colored by a priori doomerism rather than actually having experience using any of these things. Have a great day!

Their idea of what "refactoring" is in another comment is very funny. Yes, IDEs have indeed been able to "refactor" for 20 years and rename a variable w/ references, or, extract a block of code into a method or whatever. That they think *this* is what people are using LLMs to do today is... telling.

This applies doubly to DHS heads who also have no business being there in the first place. Fuck off twice.

Polymarket Pulls Bet on Nuclear Detonation in 2026 ‘How ghoulish.’ The depravity economy moves into the nuclear war business.

No, leave it up and text us if anyone with an IP address in D.C. suddenly puts down $100,000 www.404media.co/polymarket-p...

Today I learned that the Burj Khalifa is in Iran, that someone weaponized a SpaceX Falcon to land on its spire and then explode like a bomb, and that "verified" accounts are posting this slop all across Facebook with hundreds of thousands of engagements. I hate it here.

Amara Darboh

When you appoint a boorish TV personality to head up the armed forces of the United States of America, what you get is a direct to video movie war. And, sadly, no amount of burpees and cocaine prior to your woke-wars-are-dead frat douche schtick makes our dead American service members any less dead.

Five pages and two meetings were far too much for the people currently running the world to wrap their minds around, so war it is. Fantastic stuff.

Got it. So, we've run out, huh?

The person posting this is the administrator of a local group page with like 8k followers, most of whom go there to post about their missing cat or because they want to sell an old couch. And this trash just... sits right there in the middle of all it.

Ah. I see. Much education. Very information.

There has been a very noticeable, deeply concerning uptick in public, bottom of the barrel, gutter antisemitism in a few of the MAGA-leaning neighborhood groups on Facebook in Ocean County, NJ.

My dad's an attorney and this picture brings back so many childhood memories of him dictating notes to himself while reading briefs.

#DDMF

TFW Snoqualmie is actually *high end*

Not hating! I'm here with them!!

Lmao. Princess Caspian just won her first ever sports bet. Took Duke at -5.5 first half.

There are literally only 6 other people here. Haha.

(We are actually here for the boat show but I gotta make a pitshop first to make some money on Duke slaughtering UVA)

The sportsbook. At Wild Wild West. In Atlantic City. In February. With snow on the ground. Trying to imagine a sadder set of words in the English language and failing. But here we are!

Hell of a day to wake up.

Very funny timing given OpenAI's $110B private round announced this morning, which is... still open!

It's also entirely a design flaw. You need to open one door first and then the other and vice versa when closing because one has a flap that seals the gap between the doors. You won't be surprised to learn the gasket which broke is the one that gets slammed by that flap if you do it out of order.