Prince Caspian

This applies doubly to DHS heads who also have no business being there in the first place. Fuck off twice.

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Today I learned that the Burj Khalifa is in Iran, that someone weaponized a SpaceX Falcon to land on its spire and then explode like a bomb, and that "verified" accounts are posting this slop all across Facebook with hundreds of thousands of engagements. I hate it here.

Amara Darboh

When you appoint a boorish TV personality to head up the armed forces of the United States of America, what you get is a direct to video movie war. And, sadly, no amount of burpees and cocaine prior to your woke-wars-are-dead frat douche schtick makes our dead American service members any less dead.

Five pages and two meetings were far too much for the people currently running the world to wrap their minds around, so war it is. Fantastic stuff.

Got it. So, we've run out, huh?

The person posting this is the administrator of a local group page with like 8k followers, most of whom go there to post about their missing cat or because they want to sell an old couch. And this trash just... sits right there in the middle of all it.

Ah. I see. Much education. Very information.

There has been a very noticeable, deeply concerning uptick in public, bottom of the barrel, gutter antisemitism in a few of the MAGA-leaning neighborhood groups on Facebook in Ocean County, NJ.

My dad's an attorney and this picture brings back so many childhood memories of him dictating notes to himself while reading briefs.

#DDMF

TFW Snoqualmie is actually *high end*

Not hating! I'm here with them!!

Lmao. Princess Caspian just won her first ever sports bet. Took Duke at -5.5 first half.

There are literally only 6 other people here. Haha.

(We are actually here for the boat show but I gotta make a pitshop first to make some money on Duke slaughtering UVA)

The sportsbook. At Wild Wild West. In Atlantic City. In February. With snow on the ground. Trying to imagine a sadder set of words in the English language and failing. But here we are!

Hell of a day to wake up.

Very funny timing given OpenAI's $110B private round announced this morning, which is... still open!

It's also entirely a design flaw. You need to open one door first and then the other and vice versa when closing because one has a flap that seals the gap between the doors. You won't be surprised to learn the gasket which broke is the one that gets slammed by that flap if you do it out of order.

Me: You realize I filed a formal complaint to NY State Attorney General Letitia James over this, right?

Her: Yeah

Me: And that I specifically asked you to check your account last night, right?

Her: Yup

Me: ???

Her: Well, I didn't mean to sign up, don't remember it, and people should complain!!!

Update: When in doubt, it was Princess Caspian. Never fails!

I straight up said no unless he wanted to pay me $558.01. Fuck off.

The best part was when he left. "Hey, can you do me a solid?" he asks? Hrm. Me do *you* a solid? What could this fucker possibly be about to ask me. "Can you throw the gasket away for me so I don't have to take it?"

For this privilege - me having to heat the new gasket in the fucking clothes dryer, only for the work to take about as long as a long commercial break, I paid them $558.01. Are you fucking kidding me!?

Guy showed up at 7:34AM and was out by 7:52. 98% of that time was spent with the new gasket sitting in my fucking clothes dryer on low heat because it had been sitting frozen in his truck overnight and so its shape was all fucked up. The actual work to replace it? Maybe three minutes. *MAYBE* /

Some 3rd party eventually called me to schedule and I set that up for today. They provided nothing up-front - no description of service visit cost, no estimate, no nothing. Just a call the other day to confirm along w/ the appointment window. Fine, whatever. I just want this shit fixed /

In the next two minutes, I had a service appointment. After spending a good portion of my day on hold, or answering the same questions I'd already answered, or wondering why the fuck they asked how much I originally purchased it for. It was infuriating, esp since I couldn't do it online /

The rage running through my veins right now. The gasket on the fridge door broke - it ripped and the magnet was falling out. I spent, no joke, around 4 hours the other day playing phone tag w/ Whirlpool to try to get service. On my 6th-ish call, I waited on hold for an hour and finally got thru /