garg

can i be leftist while still missing how awesome it felt to turn on an LED with an arduino for the first time

stepping inside my university honors college advising room i felt the suffocating aura of obama era neoliberal earnest techno-optimism (TED talks, maker culture, hour of code initiatives) for the first time in years. kind of beautiful that it still lives on in little pockets

wearing long underwear turns my farts into slow release farts

they call me mr. steal yo catalytic converter

hyperfixated on isis beheadings

mpregmafia

make that pussy yelp

one must imagine sisyphus jerking off and moaning like a girl

me and who

balling out like the california raisins

the face he makes when he wants cuddles, food, or sex:

bob dylan should have never gone electric

best thing about bluesky is i can post my old twitter bangers and get 0 likes

quirked up

there are so many hours in the day that go almost completely unutilized. this is why Methamphetamines must be distributed to the entire working age population

personally if i were travis scott i would have sacrificed another couple people to Baal so pitchfork would give my album an 8

busy trying to be funny and regain my twitter following but maybe my niche internet microcelebrityhood was lightning in a bottle

there are more days of sodom than there are of summer vacation 😩

I'm so esoteric, you wouldn't get me. i like brutalist architecture and progressive rock

looking for 643 of my bestest friends