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The New York Times U.S. and Israel Attack Iran LIVE Updates What to Know Photos Ma Casts Doubt Iran Says Dozens Are Killed in Strike on School No Responsibility The New York Times U.S. and Israel Attack Iran LIVE Updates 4m ago What to Know Photo Stated as Fact 9 Killed in Israeli City Near Jerusalem After Iranian Missile Strike Actor Named

Politics of semantics 😏

frowns and nods

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U.S. Troops Were Told Iran War Is for “Armageddon,” Return of Jesus Advocacy group reports commanders giving similar messages at more than 30 installations in every branch of the military

EXCLUSIVE: At more than 30 installations, U.S. commanders told troops the war on Iran is a Christian war.

The Military Religious Freedom Foundation has been “inundated” with more than 110 complaints.

One NCO said they were told the U.S. war is to bring about Armageddon and the return of Jesus…

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it does nothing but squish

hello everyone

You are aloft in an ocean of allies. You've never had an enemy because no one's ever killed you. They've tried, but not enough to win. The worst someone can be is a temporary ally. They'll always be begrudging. Otherwise they would be parts of your body, not their own.

i need you to feed me

convincing the stripper i like her

my mom looking into the crawlspace: are you two still having fun in there

my friend dissociating: what? yes! have we met? are you the proprietor of this uh...

mom: this edifice?

me dissociating: if you got big guns throw em up break that ho split that dutch

nightmare place

is that a noodle in my pocket or am i just Pad to See Ew. i stole this from my dad

thank you they just spill out

[Lowering my drawbridge for the Uber Eats driver] I know how this looks but I'm more like you than I may seem. I didn't really ask for any of this. NO, haha, I don't mean the order. Did you get the extra ranch? Okay. It's in there?

I'm "on the left." I'm another blacked out window. I tried to help you. Just leave the food at my door. I'm not dressed. Gracias.

No one joined me. No one even turned to look. All that's left is to hope they feel the chill of my absence. Maybe later, though.
Today my heart races and my knees are killing me. I need caffeine and bed rest.

I am invested in the future and would do amazing things if I were in charge. I have a plan to make the world a painless place where everybody gets along. I have no plans to live beyond 30. It wouldn't suit me to grow up.

Of course I know my enemy. I spend every waking hour fawning over him to "reprogram him" by completely submitting. Sometimes I teach him terms that he isn't racist enough to know. I do my best activism this way. He's getting better. He took my keys last week but I was misbehaving

I'm "on the left." That means I edit st*netoss comics to make them even more epic and I pepper phrenological and trans eradicationist terms into every sentence

Does anyone want these aliens I found

trans boy who learned how to stand and move by watching miis

That, Love Streams, Pontypool, Fire Walk With Me

Possibly the most useful movie I've ever seen

If it were the right thing to do it would be illegal

Watch Eddington it is actually urgent

When people see stuff that isn't porn they get scared.