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don't be surprised if some of your favorite baseball stars wind up playing major league baseball this season. i guarantee you that this very minute, big-league teams are beating feet all across the country – and beyond – as they look to fill their rosters with the very best ballplayers they can get

so much of tech innovation is trying to repackage blatantly abhorrent ideas into forms you don't think so hard about

If my cat smells like cotton candy do I have toxoplasmosis

The planet is living. The government loves us. The animals are returning. The aliens are contacting us. We might just be awesome

Niggas are owed reparations episode:2026 and some random Japanese kangi.

When I was young my mama told me, "No good deed goes unpunished."

I spent the next several decades prowling the parish with a hammer, mistakin’ her epigram for a damn maxim…

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VERY similar preparation and taste. no paneer but there are cubed potatoes and cream, and lots of dill. it's good as hell

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The planet is living. The government loves us. The animals are returning. The aliens are contacting us. We might just be awesome

Even now I don't have to tell you where I'm going

(texting my ex-coworker at 3 am) The song Boom Boom Boom is true

You can tell when people really know more than you do about stuff like this because they explain what you got wrong instead of just asserting you don't know anything about it

These steps toward caution are wise, but an underlying problem remains: Society still has an irrational fear of effeminate boys, who should be free to live their life without altering anything about themselves. Gender-nonconforming children continue to get the strong impression from censorious peers and well-meaning adults alike that they’d be better off if they became something other than what they are.

No trans woman has ever faced pressure to be something other than what she is. No trans woman has ever been subject to conversion practices or told her desires were sinful. Transition is definitely being pushed on queer people, just look at this 1979 report by Janice Raymond---

In Defense of Effeminate Boys If anyone had suggested that I might really be a girl, I don’t know how I would have responded. By Ben Appel

No one before Ben has ever considered that trans women might actually be effeminate gay boys. No one has ever suggested such a thing to us, repeatedly, in a bid to prevent us from transitioning, or developed entire typologies around the idea, or reinforced it in multiple academic fields!

wow -- Tillis goes ballistic on Noem, telling her "what we've seen is a disaster under your leadership"

The New York Times U.S. and Israel Attack Iran LIVE Updates What to Know Photos Ma Casts Doubt Iran Says Dozens Are Killed in Strike on School No Responsibility The New York Times U.S. and Israel Attack Iran LIVE Updates 4m ago What to Know Photo Stated as Fact 9 Killed in Israeli City Near Jerusalem After Iranian Missile Strike Actor Named

Politics of semantics 😏

frowns and nods

uh. fuck

U.S. Troops Were Told Iran War Is for “Armageddon,” Return of Jesus Advocacy group reports commanders giving similar messages at more than 30 installations in every branch of the military

EXCLUSIVE: At more than 30 installations, U.S. commanders told troops the war on Iran is a Christian war.

The Military Religious Freedom Foundation has been “inundated” with more than 110 complaints.

One NCO said they were told the U.S. war is to bring about Armageddon and the return of Jesus…

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