back bitch

If they don't know what to make of you, tell 'em.

"This began in Caracas

The operation against Maduro was, in Baudrillard’s terms, almost perfectly unreal."

owner is overfeeding me

Freedom of speech painting

I don’t think losing an election means you were “right about everything” or “tried to warn” all of us

I will be 30 soon

I need a job to survive but cannot move my body around very well

so glad you’ve exited cousin greg’s melodrama (body wasting away due to lack of sustenance)

i'm gay and trans and stuff but it doesn't matter. what matters is that i am a fat wild animal

At Largest ICE Detention Camp, Staff Bet on Detainee Suicides, AP Reports Camp East Montana has received several 911 calls in the span of five months about immigrants trying to harm themselves.

Staff at the nation’s largest Immigration and Customs Enforcement detention facility have placed bets on which detainee will be the next to die by suicide, according to new reporting from the Associated Press based on 911 calls and detainee accounts.

you are just mad about saffron because you are angry

I don’t think there’s a bar for how clear you can make your intentions or how evil you can make a character before you stop getting people projecting themselves onto villains, and I don’t think that’s an inherent failing of the work itself.
People project themselves onto like, slasher movie killers

this was so fucking funny. i changed him

Narrator: All three are voices in the poster's head

(but they're all correct. really we are all voices in the poster mind)

My cartoon in today's @irishexaminer.bsky.social

ME: 20 years ago we had No Child Left Behind. Now we have None Pizza Left Beef. Is this anything

MY FRIEND WHO LIVES IN A BUNK BED IN A GARAGE WITH ME: None pizza left beef was also 20 years ago

OWNER TEXTING US BOTH: Can you keep it down I'm recording ASMR

happy birthday

ohhhh

don't be surprised if some of your favorite baseball stars wind up playing major league baseball this season. i guarantee you that this very minute, big-league teams are beating feet all across the country – and beyond – as they look to fill their rosters with the very best ballplayers they can get

so much of tech innovation is trying to repackage blatantly abhorrent ideas into forms you don't think so hard about

If my cat smells like cotton candy do I have toxoplasmosis

The planet is living. The government loves us. The animals are returning. The aliens are contacting us. We might just be awesome

Niggas are owed reparations episode:2026 and some random Japanese kangi.

When I was young my mama told me, "No good deed goes unpunished."

I spent the next several decades prowling the parish with a hammer, mistakin’ her epigram for a damn maxim…

you're right... i'm a fool

im talkin food

feed me

wish your friends and loved ones a happy obesity day

VERY similar preparation and taste. no paneer but there are cubed potatoes and cream, and lots of dill. it's good as hell