Sarah / Doug

I could have fallen twice. #winterolympics

F#@k you and your Michael Jackson nose

Lawsuit against the NYTimes should be thrown out on Standing. Either we have a free press in America, or we don't

WH is Big Mad at Jimmy Kimmel lol.

E-S-O. stop trying to pronounce it as 'eeso," it's annoying. Almost on the level of Rafi calling Picard "J.P." #eso #zos #bethesda

This is the song that made me want to play the piano as a little kid. As a 50-something with lots of lived exposure to this "casual" way of referencing women... yeah, I do take a little offense to some of the lyrics in this song.

Great tune, tho.

So, I just saw today that Tony Romo threw three interceptions in his first NFL appearance. This should give all of us #Brosmer backers a little bit of hope. I hope we haven't seen the last of him. #vikings #skol

FedEx sucks. Any time someone ships via FedEx, it means they don't give a crap about their customers. Every single time I've had a FedEx shipment, they say they've made delivery attempts, even when I've stayed home all day long waiting. Also, their customer service and voicemail tree sucks.

4/16, 47 yards and an interception. I did not watch the game, but I've seen enough. #shedeursanders

Somewhere out there right now, a 30 year-old politician is planning his run for President in 40 years....

The whole beard-without-a-mustache thing still creeps me out; there's only one person in American history who's ever been able to pull that off - Abraham Lincoln...

I always think he's doing a Bill Murray impression #gotthatgoingforme #caddyshack

As a #Vikings fan, hoping that McCarthy stinks it up so that #MaxBrosmer sees the field this season. #LetBrosmerCook

Kiss my grits, indeed. RIP Polly "Flo" Holliday. Sorry about the country.

This is going to be one of those seasons where Dak plays his ass off until he pulls a hammy while the defense does absolutely nothing. #Cowboys #TNF

Discord, I don't give a shit about your overlay.

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Where is JD Vance?

Always, @limebike.bsky.social, always. #FCKRDY

I mean, how could one tell it was plans for the summit, anyway? Did the crayon give it away?

They would be ALL OVER Hillary's or Biden's ass if they left plans for their traitorous summits in a hotel room. Like "This is a National Scandal"-levels of outrage. But that would never happen, because Hillary, Joe, or Kamala would have competent staffers.

An old Russian joke that feels like it was written yesterday

Every day,an old woman went to a news stand, bought a paper, glaced at it, and threw it away. Finally the owner asked her why

"I'm checking the obituaries"

"But the obituaries aren't on the front page"

"The one I'm looking for will be"

Saw a sign near an elevator today referencing "People with mobility needs." Before thinking "Hey, that's me," my brain wondered if a "Need for Speed" qualified as a Mobility Need. #topgun #disability #kennedysdisease #SBMA

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Becky Chambers is my new #WomanCrush #WorldCon2025

The words "quality" and "affordable" are doing a lot of work there. Nevertheless, ACA j has done a lot of good for a lot of people.

This would be over-the-top hilarious if it weren't so tragic

I would not wish #kennedys disease on anyone, but not having to stand for 2 and a half hours in a registration line is nice. And appreciated. Thank you, #seattleworldcon2025

I can't tell you how many times a day I flip the bird at my television.

Later that same night... #MCR #mychemicalromance #theblackparade

My Chemical Romance. Seattle, July 2025. Waiting for the show to start; they just opened the roof.