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@spatchadont.bsky.social

Fair warning, this is where the lewds go.

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However you cook, you can never go wrong with Protein Over Starch (top with cheese) because the starch soaks the juices. And then you add JICAMA. And also berries, which are crazy cheap in my area now. And squash.

02.03.2026 23:33 β€” πŸ‘ 25    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

A casserole.

They invented a casserole.

TACTICAL ALPHA BOY KIBBLE

02.03.2026 23:26 β€” πŸ‘ 252    πŸ” 42    πŸ’¬ 19    πŸ“Œ 5

This is such good news for artists.

Now companies would never in their right minds pressure you to use AI because you get to say: "We can do that as long as you don't want to own the stuff you make and ANYONE can use it for ANY reason without paying you for it." and they will NOT like that.

02.03.2026 23:36 β€” πŸ‘ 416    πŸ” 182    πŸ’¬ 3    πŸ“Œ 0
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Sketch Commission for @foursnail.bsky.social

01.03.2026 23:13 β€” πŸ‘ 230    πŸ” 30    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0
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Kid Goku

02.03.2026 23:36 β€” πŸ‘ 90    πŸ” 20    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 1
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πŸ˜‚ Roommates 😑 1/?

08.12.2025 03:32 β€” πŸ‘ 688    πŸ” 96    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 1
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πŸ˜‚ Roommates 😑 5/?

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πŸ˜‚ Roommates 😑 4/?

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the 3D cartoon robot who turns into a dinosaur and his name is dinobot has one of the greatest character arcs in any piece of media ever

23.02.2026 21:15 β€” πŸ‘ 963    πŸ” 434    πŸ’¬ 28    πŸ“Œ 20

Calling AI "slop" has been one of the most effective instances of the public rebranding a product and it pisses them off.

02.03.2026 20:44 β€” πŸ‘ 14287    πŸ” 4519    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 56

For once, I care about a free game on the Epic store and it's an even greater reason to not support Tim Sweeney and his garbage company.

12.12.2025 10:29 β€” πŸ‘ 28    πŸ” 7    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0
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You'd think this one would annoy me, but I'm actually a huge fan of Looney Tunes, so this works.

www.patreon.com/KimRinzleyΒ 
ko-fi.com/maevequinzley

28.01.2026 21:12 β€” πŸ‘ 105    πŸ” 18    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0
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Why We Struck Iran The machine that all but made the decision itself

Why We Struck Iran www.kenklippenstein.com/p/why-we-str...

02.03.2026 21:55 β€” πŸ‘ 343    πŸ” 77    πŸ’¬ 21    πŸ“Œ 9

I'm also gonna share a few packs with people you might fancy too while we're at it!

Sega/Capcom Fanzine artists:
go.bsky.app/NnsJD2h
Artmoots and Inspirations:
go.bsky.app/6iAWQeu

13.01.2026 15:54 β€” πŸ‘ 11    πŸ” 8    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Pot of Greed with googly eyes

02.03.2026 23:41 β€” πŸ‘ 85    πŸ” 36    πŸ’¬ 4    πŸ“Œ 1
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Warner: "There was no imminent threat to the United States by the Iranians. There was a threat to Israel. If we equate a threat to Israel as the equivalent of an imminent threat to the US, then we are in uncharted territory."

02.03.2026 22:47 β€” πŸ‘ 6284    πŸ” 1761    πŸ’¬ 197    πŸ“Œ 134
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A new Super PAC, "Chicago Progressive Partnership," just jumped into #IL09, opposing Kat Abughazaleh. Filings show they’re using the same vendors as AIPAC.

28.02.2026 18:04 β€” πŸ‘ 2238    πŸ” 609    πŸ’¬ 84    πŸ“Œ 101
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Bad Internet Bills All of the bad internet bills. One website.

THREAD: Whenever imperialist governments go to war, they become more authoritarian at home.

That makes censorship bills like KOSA, ID checks, and attacks on Section 230 even more dangerous.

Online protest, documenting war crimes, even news articles could be suppressed.

www.badinternetbills.com

02.03.2026 19:13 β€” πŸ‘ 648    πŸ” 476    πŸ’¬ 4    πŸ“Œ 13

Bills like KOSA and more only become more dangerous

Demand your representatives
-oppose KOSA
-oppose the App Store Accountability Act
-oppose The SCREEN Act
-section 230 reform/sunsetting
-oppose/repeal online age verification and ID laws

www.congress.gov/members/find...

02.03.2026 21:23 β€” πŸ‘ 686    πŸ” 769    πŸ’¬ 4    πŸ“Œ 1
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@pierbi.bsky.social showed me deadlock after this

01.11.2025 22:03 β€” πŸ‘ 2267    πŸ” 377    πŸ’¬ 30    πŸ“Œ 2
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I told @jazzzberrry.bsky.social he looked cute so he railed me 🫠

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And so are you πŸ›€οΈ

#femboy #femsky #twink #bubblebutt #nsfw #HeMadeMeWhimper #DatASS

10.02.2026 14:54 β€” πŸ‘ 942    πŸ” 173    πŸ’¬ 22    πŸ“Œ 3
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Your needy femboy waiting for you to get home so he sends you this cx

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#femboy #femsky #twink #Virginkiller #tease #nsfw #PullTheLeverKronk

20.02.2026 15:38 β€” πŸ‘ 460    πŸ” 95    πŸ’¬ 16    πŸ“Œ 4
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Stop staring.. it’s getting me all excited 😀😀

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#femboy #femsky #onesie #twink #nsfw #Ready4Bed

22.02.2026 20:36 β€” πŸ‘ 818    πŸ” 158    πŸ’¬ 28    πŸ“Œ 4
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Fuck and watch the sunrise? πŸ‘‰πŸΌπŸ‘ˆπŸΌ

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#femboy #femsky #twink #nsfw #public #bussy #beach #outdoor #SunsNotTheOnlyThingThatsRising

01.03.2026 17:29 β€” πŸ‘ 626    πŸ” 116    πŸ’¬ 31    πŸ“Œ 1
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Tape on so people don’t think I shower naked like a slut or something

#femboy #tease

02.03.2026 23:01 β€” πŸ‘ 263    πŸ” 44    πŸ’¬ 13    πŸ“Œ 0
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I recently played through Kellar’s Keep for the first time, using the app for the modern #HeroQuest version as a GM. Great fun to experience the game as a player for once!

02.03.2026 18:25 β€” πŸ‘ 101    πŸ” 6    πŸ’¬ 4    πŸ“Œ 0
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Commission for @thekiai.bsky.social. #pixelart

01.03.2026 23:36 β€” πŸ‘ 658    πŸ” 88    πŸ’¬ 4    πŸ“Œ 0