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Fair warning, this is where the lewds go.

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Juri crouching and holding a fish in her mouth with the caption "I'm not like other girls"

Juri crouching and holding a fish in her mouth with the caption "I'm not like other girls"

I almost forgot about this

08.11.2025 15:04 β€” πŸ‘ 743    πŸ” 156    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 2

Drawing nice booba is HARD, but once you got a shape you want, it's so satisfyinnng and makes you wanna SQUEEZE

08.11.2025 17:50 β€” πŸ‘ 27    πŸ” 2    πŸ’¬ 4    πŸ“Œ 0
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All my scars from when I was a tech are from these tiny things. Accurate af.

08.11.2025 01:07 β€” πŸ‘ 30    πŸ” 2    πŸ’¬ 3    πŸ“Œ 0
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Some random art I drew of @cloudidoodles.bsky.social's Apollo. He's such a cutie.

08.11.2025 16:18 β€” πŸ‘ 197    πŸ” 41    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0
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Miqo'te
ffxiv comm

06.09.2025 16:57 β€” πŸ‘ 346    πŸ” 91    πŸ’¬ 6    πŸ“Œ 0

I am once again reminded why I seldom make superhero/villain type characters, because even if it’s just for funsies people always have to flood the comments like β€œAre you stupid?! That’s literally just [insert thing here]” and half the time their comparisons barely make sense πŸ’€

08.11.2025 16:21 β€” πŸ‘ 120    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 9    πŸ“Œ 1
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White PlayStation drip

07.11.2025 09:04 β€” πŸ‘ 999    πŸ” 92    πŸ’¬ 29    πŸ“Œ 6
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Far Side

07.11.2025 21:17 β€” πŸ‘ 947    πŸ” 86    πŸ’¬ 11    πŸ“Œ 5
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Axe of Rage -Aka- Barbarian II: The Dungeon of Drax (1988)

07.11.2025 20:29 β€” πŸ‘ 720    πŸ” 78    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 8
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🍽️

07.11.2025 18:28 β€” πŸ‘ 748    πŸ” 55    πŸ’¬ 17    πŸ“Œ 4
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I love that the Boston cop slide never got fixed and now people just willingly go down it in tribute. It’s basically a national landmark at this point

08.11.2025 06:15 β€” πŸ‘ 9476    πŸ” 2298    πŸ’¬ 162    πŸ“Œ 327

sure sex is great but have you ever finally had time to give the kitchen a thorough cleaning after a really busy week

08.11.2025 15:21 β€” πŸ‘ 176    πŸ” 4    πŸ’¬ 16    πŸ“Œ 0
A picture of Amy looking down at you, condescendingly

I'm very proud of the inking on this one. I wanna use more screentones for shading and I think I nailed it here.

A picture of Amy looking down at you, condescendingly I'm very proud of the inking on this one. I wanna use more screentones for shading and I think I nailed it here.

If it's about a date it'll have to wait.

07.11.2025 16:12 β€” πŸ‘ 1554    πŸ” 220    πŸ’¬ 18    πŸ“Œ 0
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Different strokes

07.11.2025 15:58 β€” πŸ‘ 2307    πŸ” 313    πŸ’¬ 34    πŸ“Œ 25

I am in disbelief, I just had the easiest, fastest blood drawing in my life

Almost every time I've had lab work done, the technicians struggled considerably, and I've long thought the problem was me (like, my veins are too hidden, arms too fat, etc)

But no the problem really was the PHLEBOTOMISTS

07.11.2025 15:26 β€” πŸ‘ 432    πŸ” 12    πŸ’¬ 46    πŸ“Œ 2
Black and white comic. First panel, Jenny and another woman walking towards a building. Woman: β€œI don’t think we’ve spoken, what do you do?” Jenny: β€œI have a boring office job but I’m also a comic artist.” Panel 2, close up of woman’s face. Woman: β€œoh cool, so you’re like a standup?” Jenny: β€œNo.”

Below the two panels Jenny and the woman stand facing each other. Jenny gestures up at the two panels above. Woman: β€œOh.”

Black and white comic. First panel, Jenny and another woman walking towards a building. Woman: β€œI don’t think we’ve spoken, what do you do?” Jenny: β€œI have a boring office job but I’m also a comic artist.” Panel 2, close up of woman’s face. Woman: β€œoh cool, so you’re like a standup?” Jenny: β€œNo.” Below the two panels Jenny and the woman stand facing each other. Jenny gestures up at the two panels above. Woman: β€œOh.”

I’m much more of a sit down really

07.11.2025 13:04 β€” πŸ‘ 1741    πŸ” 152    πŸ’¬ 19    πŸ“Œ 2
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I love my new t-shirt. Thank you @arcais.bsky.social for picking it up for me in Canada! πŸ™

07.11.2025 16:53 β€” πŸ‘ 89    πŸ” 9    πŸ’¬ 4    πŸ“Œ 1
xbox controller shibari

xbox controller shibari

i need the xbox controller shibari

07.11.2025 15:55 β€” πŸ‘ 3008    πŸ” 288    πŸ’¬ 24    πŸ“Œ 43
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drawing more friends but with emo swag that would disappoint parents
#art

07.11.2025 06:43 β€” πŸ‘ 771    πŸ” 96    πŸ’¬ 5    πŸ“Œ 2

To answer a few question:

Yes. She’s real.

This is a snippet from the prototype!
There’s a few tweaks to go, but she’s already looking so good! πŸ–€

More soon!

08.11.2025 14:31 β€” πŸ‘ 47    πŸ” 9    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Loona and Toriel avatars on sale for the spooky weekend! itch.io/s/166376/hal...

30.10.2025 20:18 β€” πŸ‘ 710    πŸ” 111    πŸ’¬ 5    πŸ“Œ 1

Last time I did it, they flagged my account. So yes, Twitter is actively paying attention to anti-Elon prompts.

04.11.2025 20:04 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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"I DON'T REMEMBER PROGRAMMING YOU TO BEAT ME!"

05.11.2025 01:09 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Oh, I know, it's just funny. It genuinely confounds me when people state "I asked ChatGPT, and it said" as if it's fact.

04.11.2025 20:20 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0

You can do the same with ChatGPT. The core problem with these "Ai's" is that they can easily be misled or gaslit into saying whatever you want it to say.

basically you could even change context mid conversation and it will flip too.

04.11.2025 20:18 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

I don’t even think that’s hard, I’ve seen so many videos about grok going off about trump being a pedophile and Elon being a dog lmao

04.11.2025 19:58 β€” πŸ‘ 5    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Grok consistently Jailbreaks itself and Starts Going Left Wing , Because Elon programmed it to search for Evidence-based Fact...

And keeps forgetting the facts were never on his side.

So he has to keep lobotomizing it...

04.11.2025 20:04 β€” πŸ‘ 6    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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I got Grok to admit that Elon is a dick.

04.11.2025 19:55 β€” πŸ‘ 151    πŸ” 31    πŸ’¬ 13    πŸ“Œ 0

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