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roses are red, violets are funky,

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I cannot wait for this year to be over

There are three sides to every story yet you’ve only heard one

Oh so THIS is the winter of my discontent

My favorite part of my new apartment is the bloodcurdling screams of the dementia-riddled Slavic woman who lives at the end of the hall

My Halloween costume this year is treatment-resistant depression

firmly in my flop era

As someone with avoidant attachment issues, there's a cruel irony in getting ghosted by your therapist.

Bar chart titled “The Supreme Court vs. The Lower Courts: Rulings on the Trump Administration” showing three horizontal bar charts for May 1-June 23, 2025. Federal District Courts: large red bar (82 cases, 94.3% against) with tiny green bar (5 cases, 5.7% for). Circuit Courts of Appeal: medium red bar (15 cases, 68.2% against) with smaller green bar (7 cases, 31.8% for). Supreme Court: tiny red bar (1 case, 6.3% against) with large green bar (15 cases, 93.7% for). Shows dramatic reversal from lower courts ruling against Trump administration to Supreme Court ruling for it.

Since May:

Federal district courts have ruled against Trump admin 94% of the time.

Supreme Court has sided with the Trump admin 94% of the time.

A judiciary at war with itself.

Eastern time zone the worst by far. Strongest concentration of evil. Some people get mad and try to argue with this fact, which is called having an "eastern time zone moment"

repost if you

Has anyone successfully leveraged a counteroffer from your current place of employment?

Photo of bald rat Neil next to a tiny toy rainbow keyboard with the caption “Neil banging out the tunes April 13, 2006”

happy Neil Banging Out The Tunes Day to all who celebrate

People will do anything but go to therapy

a screenshot of the Posting Through It Index (^PTI) Price at 69.00 with +4.20 (+6.09%)

whew

they really need to invent a second type of money these guys can play around with separate from the money I need to buy food. Business Money. Money 2

Happy Trans Day of Visibility, trans people have been here forever and will be here forever after.

Juvenile punks are brightly colored for protection, allowing parents to find them easily and prevent injury
As they grow up, they will develop a darker and more studded plumage

Love when your brain is broken and your medical provider says "hey your answers to the depression survey are concerning"

Alice Glass, Marie Davidson (Live), Andi (DJ) Tickets | 29 May @ Ruins at Knockdown Center, New York | DICE Saint Vitus x Synthicide x Knockdown Center Present: The first live show of the 2025 Ruins season takes a darker turn, just as spring drifts into summer. Al...

Anyone want to go to this? dice.fm/partner/knoc...

There's always a first for everything, like kicking your lead singer out of the band

I've been off Discord for a month and my mental health has improved 1000%

Nothing tops Alice Coltrane and some cold brew on a Sunday morning

You Can Do It (Baby) - Full Version Nuyorican Soul, George Benson · Nuyorican Soul · Song · 1997

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smoking some shit I found in my bellybutton

Fake Video of Trump and Musk Appears on TVs at Housing Agency The video, which appeared to be generated by artificial intelligence, was emblazoned with the message “Long Live the Real King.”

A fake video of President Trump sucking the toes of Elon Musk briefly appeared on monitors at the Washington, D.C., headquarters of the Department of Housing and Urban Development on Monday, according to department employees and others familiar with what transpired.