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Costco Connection magazine just published a full article about why and how to stop your car

...I think my piano teacher ghosted me

wearing a light jacket and strolling through the park in february but frowning really big so people know I'm upset about climate change

The guy who staged a failed coup last time is building a massive personal militia staffed with lawless thugs. At this point it’s just naïve not to see where this is going.

Happy to announce that boneless wings are now legally chicken wings www.scribd.com/document/999...

"Car-centric design is creating a public health crisis in the US"

AT LEAST ONE GUY EVERY TIME THIS COMES UP: so you wanna BAN cars?? You want your jackbooted thugs pull me over and stand on my balls til they're red? For driving? I don't even OWN a car but you wanna punish MY balls?? For driving??

Someone one said but leftist, punk, and queer communities are all individually notorious for having lots of drama and after living in Bushwick for the better part of a decade this is very much true

Working out in the am >>> working out in the pm

enough emails. stop it

The wilhelm scream isn't funny. Those characters are dying

This Sunday I will finally answer the eternal question of "How Many Board Game Nerds Can Fit Into a New York City Apartment to Watch the Puppy Bowl"

After a lengthy appeals process and productive discussion with the Blue Sky safety team I will no loinger be sending George Thorogood lyrics to beautiful women on here via DM. Thank you all

worth noting that the second rich people stopped being afraid of mobs tearing them limb from limb, they stopped building libraries and opera houses and stuff and started ripping the copper wiring out of the walls of society instead

2026 will be the year of creativity and positivity. Monk mode is engaged

Oh and

- stop being distracted by dopamine/embrace boredom
- no dating.

My favorite Pompeii fact is that a man was forever frozen in time mid jack off

My Halloween costume this year is treatment-resistant depression

You Can Do It (Baby) - Full Version Nuyorican Soul, George Benson · Nuyorican Soul · Song · 1997

open.spotify.com/track/0zdAC8...

sooooo true

Music!

that awkward feeling when you listen to both the deluxe edition and normal edition and it messes up your last fm collage

I’m bringing back the Amen break

This was a weird week

Music!