realitybased2000

Solid af

Yeah, there's a fine line between shocked reactions that are horny and ones that are just awful

Still sexy as hell. And you've still got 100 pounds on me. Which I take as a challenge. 😈

Feeling the daddy coming out tonight. Hotel hate.

I think that about running or being a vegan, but I never say anything 😏

And I totally let him 💅 He's also the type that is dying inside watching me load the dishwasher, but he knows that redoing that is crossing a line with me.

Husband made pancakes (from scratch, no mix), homefries, and sausage on it yesterday morning. AMAZING!!!!

💯

My husband is OCD about those kind of things, so I don't have to worry about it. 💍

Nub.

Fuck, that is perfection. I'll take mine sweaty. 🐷

How am I just now seeing this? 🐷👍

With disheveled burp at the end - perfection!

And the best part is that a friend who can't not buy something that's a good deal found it on clearance for $100 (usually $400), realized he didn't have any room for it, and then sold it to us new in the box.

In 4 days with our new Bl@ckstone, we've made smash burgers, crunch wraps, cheesesteaks, massive breakfast. My passion for eating has been reignited. Last night after 2 cheesesteaks I was wishing I had a third. 🐷

Sized out of even the big and tall stores… (8xl)

Gainer achievement unlocked

Dang when did I get so soft? Real shame nobody’s got their face pressed into all this while I eat donuts 😮‍💨

I love looking at it as an investment in future fat. Like increasing your 401(k) contribution.

Amen! 🙌

That chair is doing God's work 🐷

A different take... if you're having to care for a baby, you probably need some...

I would love to face off with that!

To which I say, FUCK YEAH! 🐷

Fuuuuckk... I need that all over my face. Please. It's my birthday. 🐷

Big belly > big cock

Damn! Congratulations!!!

So funny, that's exactly my experience! Now I can't sleep any way other than back.

Happy birthday!!!

Heck yeah!