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@dontcounttheclocks.bsky.social

he/him || local trans artist || Discord role-player || unhealthily obsessed with video-game plot breakdowns || ๐Ÿฉธwealth only trickles down when the wealthy are bleeding ๐Ÿฉธ

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Latest posts by dontcounttheclocks.bsky.social on Bluesky

I will forgive and forget January 6th when Iโ€™m dead.

21.01.2025 02:00 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 25437    ๐Ÿ” 1866    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 623    ๐Ÿ“Œ 105

Do not

Do not

Do NOT

Announce or even hint on your social media that youโ€™re doing illegal or potentially illegal things. Even if for excellent reasons.

You will be a target and make the people you aid targets.

20.01.2025 23:56 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 9031    ๐Ÿ” 2932    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 112    ๐Ÿ“Œ 134
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Frogs๐ŸŒฟโœจ

21.01.2025 04:29 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 13906    ๐Ÿ” 1670    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 108    ๐Ÿ“Œ 23

I assure you Iโ€™m still alive, I just made the mistake of getting both AC: New Horizons and Cozy Grove on my Switch for Christmas.

07.01.2025 07:57 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

And we wood rather have it any other way. (Also in the ass.)

26.12.2024 13:36 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Guess you could say it isnโ€™t โ€ฆ their MAINE concernโ€”

26.12.2024 13:32 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

fantasy barbarian named something like Ragnar Skulltaker who becomes the best doctor in the world because he enters a violent blood rage and refuses to stop fighting until he has conquered his hated foe, which is your chronic pain condition

26.12.2024 09:35 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 480    ๐Ÿ” 64    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 14    ๐Ÿ“Œ 2

Yes! This is specifically in Florida.

25.12.2024 04:00 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

May I recommend Tokyo Godfathers? (I promise itโ€™s a Christmas movie, donโ€™t let the name fool you.)

25.12.2024 03:57 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

The first result on Google โ€” although, looking at that now, itโ€™s the AI result and not a real one. So correction โ€” Donnaโ€™s Law makes it so that there are no limitations to sex crimes to children under 18 if it happens after July 1st of 2020.

25.12.2024 03:54 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Apparently if thereโ€™s under 16, there isnโ€™t one. 16 and older is four years, and if the child dies as a result, ten years.

24.12.2024 18:47 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 29    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 4    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
Tuxedo kitten with big green eyes in front of a Christmas tree adorned with colorful lights

Tuxedo kitten with big green eyes in front of a Christmas tree adorned with colorful lights

Her first Christmas

24.12.2024 15:54 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 21330    ๐Ÿ” 881    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 510    ๐Ÿ“Œ 40

Conservatives usually cite the reason in successful and attempted bannings of Frankโ€™s Diary, as being sexual material and homosexual propaganda.

They arenโ€™t fans of the part where she writes about going through puberty, nor her writings about wanting to kiss girls and see someoneโ€™s boobs one day.

24.12.2024 11:43 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 3    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
illustration of a baby Yule Goat jumping in the snow with a berry garland

illustration of a baby Yule Goat jumping in the snow with a berry garland

Happy Yule โœจ

20.12.2024 23:31 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 6985    ๐Ÿ” 2045    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 35    ๐Ÿ“Œ 13

One thing I like about Bluesky is that you can say "murdered" or "killed" or "strangled" or "pushed in front of a subway car" or "sent to Davy Jones" or "gifted a pair of concrete shoes" or "shoved into the a wood chipper" or "poisoned like a Medici" instead of "unalived"

21.12.2024 00:19 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 7915    ๐Ÿ” 895    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 374    ๐Ÿ“Œ 64
A courtroom drawing of Luigi captioned: โ€œwhy is this mangione official court sketch kind of giving tumbir fandom check my carrd before interactingโ€

Instagram post of courtroom artist: โ€œArtist:
COMMISSIONS FULL (for now)!
Artist of everything everywhere all at once Van Gogh, Cats, Horror, LOTR, Taylor Swift
* pumpkin spice & rage www.emilyngoff.comโ€

A courtroom drawing of Luigi captioned: โ€œwhy is this mangione official court sketch kind of giving tumbir fandom check my carrd before interactingโ€ Instagram post of courtroom artist: โ€œArtist: COMMISSIONS FULL (for now)! Artist of everything everywhere all at once Van Gogh, Cats, Horror, LOTR, Taylor Swift * pumpkin spice & rage www.emilyngoff.comโ€

This is genuinely killing me

21.12.2024 03:22 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 6162    ๐Ÿ” 1255    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 40    ๐Ÿ“Œ 35

I just be up all night

21.12.2024 10:09 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 5    ๐Ÿ” 1    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Oh my fucking god. ๐Ÿฅน

20.12.2024 05:32 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
sexy anime figurine with cute little ferret

sexy anime figurine with cute little ferret

They have a healthy relationship based on mutual respect and shared values

20.12.2024 00:57 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 5059    ๐Ÿ” 760    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 101    ๐Ÿ“Œ 46

I mean, hey, imo, you can still enjoy it. Finding a non-weird anime is like finding a fish that breathes air. TAKE BACK THE CAT BOYS AND GIRLS, AND RAISE THOSE CHILDREN.

20.12.2024 01:25 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
I nearly just spit out my coffee

FOR LEASE NAVIDAD

I nearly just spit out my coffee FOR LEASE NAVIDAD

Happy holidays

20.12.2024 00:37 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 139    ๐Ÿ” 18    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 10    ๐Ÿ“Œ 4

The world's richest man managed to take $190 million away from a *child cancer research center* with his posts yesterday. Funding now stripped in the new bill.

19.12.2024 22:22 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 56191    ๐Ÿ” 19461    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2598    ๐Ÿ“Œ 1493

Definitely the story, but hey โ€” the puzzles and graphics only keep improving, so thatโ€™s a plus! And even better, a new Layton game โ€” the first in decades for us fans โ€” is FINALLY coming out next year, and it takes place after Future!

Youโ€™re gonna be updated on the lore! (Mostly, ish.)

19.12.2024 04:30 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

As far as I recall, itโ€™s really just the general lore that people consider problematic, as the majority of the cat girl characters are stated to be 9 months old.

Which is 15 in cat years, but like โ€ฆ itโ€™s a very strange choice. Also, yes, people fuck cats to get the cat girls. โ€œMixed Breed girls.โ€

19.12.2024 04:28 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 4    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

The only correct response besides breaking into their house to give them a puzzle, then hide a hint coin behind their fridge.

18.12.2024 16:01 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Prepare your ass for Lost Future, whatever you do.

18.12.2024 16:00 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

3? How about 6 if we include the 3DS โ€ฆ and thereโ€™s the Ace Attorney crossover โ€ฆ Katrielle has a DS game โ€ฆ Alfendi has his mobile game โ€ฆ World of Steam comes out next year โ€ฆ ๐Ÿ‘€

18.12.2024 15:59 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I will, in fact, kill for these plush men.

18.12.2024 15:58 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

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