Amy O’Neill

This is a great haul

Herman Miller is the way.

Provasic looking ass

Billie Joe Armstrong looks like a lesbian gym teacher (complimentary)

Lion’s Tooth in Milwaukee. Women owned bookshop that also stocks zines and prints.

Welp, it’s over for anyone looking to email my dad

I love making new playlists for the upcoming semester. Like, I’m teaching them how to draw and paint, but I’m teaching them about the classic bangers from my music library.

Jetty, Jeffy

In order for my diarrhea hose to work everyone needs to use my diarrhea hose

Accountability is tyranny, what a hill for these jabrobis to be king

He’ll die in camera and we’ll have those gifs forever

Audacious magical thinking

I know this isn’t the time but there’s a lot going on with Ryan Seacrest’s new face

Workshopping a new fiber arts dating app swipe weft

Some Midwest news: my wife came home with $145 from pull tabs.

Today I am 18,530 days old, meaning I have crossed the Brimley/Cocoon line.

The girl who got grounded and had to tweet from the WiFi in the fridge

Holding the door for two old ladies going into Beans & Barley, one of them said, “there’s a car in the lot with the license plate ‘I PUT OUT’, it’s probably a firefighter but it’s so funny.” I replied “I will personally give you ten dollars if you convince someone that it’s your car.” They HOWLED.

James Blair, a White House ghoul who is 36 human years old despite looking like a cool 56

Forgive me if this has been skeeted to death, but I just learned that James Blair is 36 years old

Listen, we’re all just trying to use our bed bath & beyond coupon at the orange julius while we get our ears pierced

There’s so much bad news right now, so to offer something good that just happened, I successfully backed into a parking spot with the confidence of an older man.

Jay Kelly has the same amount of unexpected cardio as The French Connection.

I feel like I’m having a stroke watching Great British Bake Off seeing for the first time the vast difference between British and American flapjacks.

My guy, material prosperity is inextricably linked to the environment.

This week in my figure drawing class, I read to them while they worked on a two day drawing. I do this at least once a semester, but this class was the most affected by it. Their whole bodies relaxed, they hung on every word, and they made incredible drawings because of it. Magical.

When I was a kid, my best friend’s stepdad made this commercial and I felt essentially famous-adjacent.

This is Catherine Martin, who would wish you all a happy Halloween if she felt like it.

From what I learned in social studies, the demolition of the East Wing seems wrong.

Artists put our penmanship to proper use in times like these. No Kings Milwaukee USA

TRIPLE PLAY I LOVE THIS TEAM