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What does a bear call his mom and dad? His bearents.

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The Phantom Menace?

24.02.2026 00:47 — 👍 11    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

Substitute 1t Vanilla with 1t Imitation Vanilla

17.02.2026 22:40 — 👍 4    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
Fake screenshot from the "Search Full Epstein Library" page. Search term, "mouser from mario 2" with 1,002,769 results.

Fake screenshot from the "Search Full Epstein Library" page. Search term, "mouser from mario 2" with 1,002,769 results.

no!! damn it! NO!!

31.01.2026 20:05 — 👍 509    🔁 68    💬 8    📌 2

Tolerance is a peace treaty. The merely "tolerant" are lined up on the other side of the demilitarized zone, weapons in hand. The situation is usually preferable to the alternative, but never forget that these people are still your enemy.

21.01.2026 19:26 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Really good use of bolding in the dialogue here

11.12.2025 18:04 — 👍 1    🔁 1    💬 0    📌 0

Did someone eat Moy's dog or something? What's with all these story lines involving eating pets?

07.12.2025 15:46 — 👍 3    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0
Sunny the parrot glaring maliciously and looking like a dinosaur

Sunny the parrot glaring maliciously and looking like a dinosaur

03.12.2025 20:45 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

ok sure but what are they?

03.12.2025 16:08 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

that blush...

27.11.2025 15:57 — 👍 3    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0
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need pest control

24.11.2025 18:16 — 👍 23    🔁 4    💬 0    📌 0

wilbur is present

07.11.2025 01:00 — 👍 4    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

aah aah aah
woo woo woo
what kind of spooky thing are you?

26.10.2025 20:20 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

I love Arby's and this would work on me tbh

20.10.2025 05:45 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

First rising christian nationalism starts bringing reddit atheism back
Then RFK brings up circumcision
Now all I need is for Trump to say .9 repeating doesn't equal 1

09.10.2025 18:06 — 👍 4    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Oh my god I'm so hype. I was too lazy to go see it in theaters and I've been kicking myself.

09.10.2025 15:36 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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it's really a miracle they were found

09.10.2025 15:28 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Thank you Olive. Without your psychic dog abilities, no one ever would have found us stranded a whole twenty feet from the road like that.

09.10.2025 14:42 — 👍 3    🔁 0    💬 2    📌 0

big john does NOT understand Movies

09.10.2025 12:16 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

WOOF!

14.09.2025 14:31 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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To the tune of Polkamon by "Weird Al" Yankovic

17.08.2025 18:59 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Sindbad's Storybook Voyage at Tokyo DisneySea

15.08.2025 14:06 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0
Tom Cruise, Jr. Returns | On Cinema 4th Annual LIVE Oscar Special | Adult Swim
YouTube video by Adult Swim Tom Cruise, Jr. Returns | On Cinema 4th Annual LIVE Oscar Special | Adult Swim

I've been seeing multiple stories about people using AI to replicate their dead loved ones and this is all I can think of every time.

www.youtube.com/watch?v=2fVQ...

06.08.2025 16:32 — 👍 7    🔁 2    💬 0    📌 0

joaquin penix

23.07.2025 02:50 — 👍 1    🔁 1    💬 0    📌 0

very sad

22.06.2025 23:44 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

I want to talk about Animorphs again but unfortunately I am no longer allowed to :(

22.06.2025 23:44 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0
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17.06.2025 19:32 — 👍 5    🔁 2    💬 1    📌 0
Mr President, God spared you in Butler, PA to be the most consequential President in a century - mabe ever. The decisions on your shoulders I would not want to be made by anyone else. You have many voices speaking to you Sir, but there is only ONE voice that matters. HIS voice. I am your appointed servant in this land and am available for you but I do not try to get in your presence often because I trust your instincts. No President in my lifetime has been in a position like yours. Not since Truman in 1945. I don't reach out to persuade you. Only to encourage you. I believe you will hear from heaven and that voice is far more important than mine or ANYONE else's. You sent me to Israel to be your eyes, ears and voice and to make sure our flag flies above our embassy. My job is to be the last one to leave. I will not abandon this post. Our flag will NOT come down! You did not seek this moment. This moment sought YOU! It is my honor to serve you!
Mike Huckabee

Mr President, God spared you in Butler, PA to be the most consequential President in a century - mabe ever. The decisions on your shoulders I would not want to be made by anyone else. You have many voices speaking to you Sir, but there is only ONE voice that matters. HIS voice. I am your appointed servant in this land and am available for you but I do not try to get in your presence often because I trust your instincts. No President in my lifetime has been in a position like yours. Not since Truman in 1945. I don't reach out to persuade you. Only to encourage you. I believe you will hear from heaven and that voice is far more important than mine or ANYONE else's. You sent me to Israel to be your eyes, ears and voice and to make sure our flag flies above our embassy. My job is to be the last one to leave. I will not abandon this post. Our flag will NOT come down! You did not seek this moment. This moment sought YOU! It is my honor to serve you! Mike Huckabee

trump posted this on truth social and i Do Not Like it. literal death cult shit.

17.06.2025 15:14 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

personally i'd rather NOT go to war if it's ok with you

17.06.2025 14:21 — 👍 5    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0