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iPhone notification from Letterboxd that came in just now and says: “New for you 🔥 20 fantastic films about women starting over.”

really not sure how to feel about this @letterboxd.social notification

getting into indoor plants is like getting into an MLM like what do you mean I need to get bigger pots for them I can’t just leave the smaller pot empty so I also have to get more plants??

yeah same Jamie, I heard flexible work arrangements were really helpful for dealing with job-related anxiety, something to consider

The Winter Olympics heard everyone calling them boring and turned it up to 11

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Heroes come in many forms and this is one of them

NO (NEGATIVE)

This poll is the worst high-quality poll for Trump that I’ve seen this term.

daendeleon 2d @ Threads Greg Bovino was asked how he felt about his demotion today. "Well, obviously, I'm not happy", he replied. Someone in the crowd shouted back, "So which one are you?"

just choked on my beverage

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This is why I have real fucking problem with blithe criticisms of "polarization" or "congressional dysfunction." We have a Republican member blaming his colleague for being attacked.

The problem isn't polarization or dysfunction. It's the Republican Party.

I know all eyes are on Minneapolis, but there's a fast-approaching nightmare in Springfield, Ohio.

Trump is revoking protected status for tens of thousands of Haitians living there on Feb. 3.

Reportedly, on Feb. 4, 1000 ICE agents are arriving to remove this population. Ethnic cleansing.

this is why my ringtone hasn’t changed since 2009

me, every year during restaurant week, asking present me wtf past me was thinking

ICE & CBP never left Los Angeles. In fact, today the feds set a daily record for number of kidnappings.

Do not fall for the trap of “X says they’re leaving the city.” LA may have disappeared from the headlines but it’s still going on. We must continue to organize & fight back. Solidarity 🖤

in these trying times after the untimely death of my beloved husband, all i can do is sit back and revel in the fact that merch sales are up 200%

But only as part of an ensemble and if had a lukewarm reception- still just medium famous!

I think he’s not too big yet. In a couple years maybe, but he’s still medium enough to be very fun.

An Ewok playing an ICE and Border Patrol drumset.

This machine yub nubs fascists.

A table with row names and two columns, standard_names and total_count 1 ICEbreaker 5175 2 Abolish ICE 2359 3 Abolish ice 1467 4 Pile Driver 136 5 No More Mr. ICE Guy 43 6 KPop Demon Plowers 21 7 Snownificent Mile 18 8 United We Plow 15 9 Whatchu talkin' 'bout Willis Plower 15 10 Mackernator 14 11 Winter Warrior 14 12 DE-ICEING MACHINE 13 13 De-ICE 13 14 Finlay Ross 13 15 Good, Better, Best, Plow Don't Rest 13 16 Sleddie Vedder (or Eddie Sledder) 12 17 Snow dibs! 12 18 " Stony Iceland " 11 19 Drifter Lifter 11 20 MR PLOW 11 21 "ICE" REMOVEL 10 22 Bear Down plow 10 23 The 1985 Brrrs 10 24 White Powder 10 25 unBEARable 10

It wasn't even close. It's inevitable that Chicago will get two (of six) snowplows named Abolish ICE and one named ICEbreaker.

Reporters should be asking congressional Republicans what *other* kinds of Americans they think deserve to be executed in the street by the president's goon squad.

"So you support the murder of a mom and a VA nurse, but what about an Eagle Scout or a kindergarten teacher? How about a priest?"

ICE killing #AlexPretti should remind you of police killing #PhilandoCastille. Both men had concealed weapon permits, did not draw their guns, & were killed in Minn. These homicides are the price of unaccountable policing. These deaths are variations on the same fatal theme.

the fact that the NRA is offering even this incredibly mild level of resistance is significant.

People do not like what they are seeing.

This is courage. Looking a masked, government fascist dead in the eye, face to face, knowing full well that your life is on the line.

If elected officials had 1/10th of Alex Pretti's resolve, we would have far fewer troubles.

#BREAKING: Federal jury finds Chicago man NOT GUILTY of offering $10K for the murder of U.S. Border Patrol Cmdr. Gregory Bovino.

The trial of Juan Espinoza Martinez was the first to result from “Operation Midway Blitz”: chicago.suntimes.com/live/closing...

just saw a billionaire pack all his things in a bindle and start leaving new york city on foot. he turned and looked at me with tears in his eyes and said “maybe one day when this city is safe we’ll return” before walking away

I am A Wimp so I probably won’t, but he’s actually seen it and when I told him Keke was in that, he said, “oh, yeah! Is she like a chameleon? She looks really different.”

Watching a movie with Keke Palmer with my boyfriend.

ME: “I love her.”
BF: “I don’t think I’ve ever seen that lady.”
ME: “Keke Palmer?”
ME; “I don’t know. I’m sorry.”

He just “sorry to this man”ed Keke Palmer.

Gave myself 3 blisters on my fingers trying on hiking boots, why do I have the skin of a rich Victorian child who never has and never will do any sort of manual labor

Text message screenshot Me: I love you Him: Really!!?? Baby. That's really sweet of you.

TW: stupid, cheesy, lovey dovey

I love randomly texting “I love you” to my boyfriend because he acts like it’s the most incredible and shocking and lovely thing I could possibly say to him