Iβm in Faversham in Kent at 1pm Saturday, talking to Abir and Vas. Donβt make me go it alone. @favlit.org @radiomukhers.bsky.social @vaseemkhanuk.bsky.social
Tickets: www.favershamliteraryfestival.org/2026/events/...
Iβm in Faversham in Kent at 1pm Saturday, talking to Abir and Vas. Donβt make me go it alone. @favlit.org @radiomukhers.bsky.social @vaseemkhanuk.bsky.social
Tickets: www.favershamliteraryfestival.org/2026/events/...
That's it!!
26.02.2026 21:05 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Weirdly, Helen is already in the mix!
26.02.2026 21:05 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Ha!
26.02.2026 21:05 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0I like Verity!
26.02.2026 21:04 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0Weirdly I once worked with a Cassie Stringer.
26.02.2026 17:22 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0What a name!
26.02.2026 17:21 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Wonderful.
26.02.2026 13:41 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0It's set now (mostly) - her age is thirties!
26.02.2026 13:40 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0
Anyone fancy helping me name the protagonist in my new book? She's an American jewel historian, early thirties. Smart, determined, low self esteem. Looks a bit like Winona Ryder.
If I pick your name, you get a mention in the acknowledgements (if the book is ever published, that is!)
Aw, thank you! Such a brilliant festival.
26.02.2026 12:10 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0
Found the Penge Pussy!
By @whoamirony.bsky.social
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Not saying it's been raining a lot but local animals might want to pair up and find an arc.
12.02.2026 15:59 β π 12 π 1 π¬ 0 π 0(This is not a criticism, by the way. It makes sense. On purpose On accident.)
12.02.2026 15:03 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0Funny that that Americans say 'on accident' instead of 'by accident'. Anyway, I just ran over a Californian on accident.
12.02.2026 14:43 β π 26 π 1 π¬ 7 π 0Notes on A Drowning is INCREDIBLE, Andrew. You will not be disappointed.
07.02.2026 09:10 β π 3 π 1 π¬ 1 π 0Aw, thanks!
09.02.2026 10:45 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0
6 Get over yourself and start writing again. Finish the terrible draft.
7 Put it in a drawer or cupboard or oven
8 Take it out again, read it quickly, and make a list of what needs to change.
9 Rewrite it entirely. Realise itβs still not right. Hit things.
10 Go back to 6.
I am writing a new novel which reminded me people like to know how to write novels. This is my formula:
1 Come up with a good idea.
2 Work out a plot, what your character wants and their arc.
3 Research enough to write the 1st draft.
4 Start sketchy draft
5 Get to 30k. Realise thereβs no point. Cry.
Very good.
05.02.2026 09:38 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0My favourite scam email so far. 75-year recluse Patrick SΓΌskind, author of modern gothic classic Perfume - a man who rarely grants interviews and allows no photos - has contacted me to tell me he loves my book and wants to connect as a βfellow authorβ. I should tell him heβs misspelling his own name
05.02.2026 09:35 β π 62 π 4 π¬ 9 π 2Ha!
05.02.2026 09:35 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0I wish people would stop referring to their own novels as their βbabiesβ. We donβt generally try to sell babies in supermarkets, rate them two stars on Amazon, or pulp them into hamster bedding if not enough people like them.
04.02.2026 14:59 β π 29 π 2 π¬ 5 π 1No, I am the non secret solicitor. You should also @barristersecret.bsky.socialβs thriller, writing as SJ Fleet. Itβs brilliant.
03.02.2026 10:20 β π 3 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0
This is the book, Notes on a Drowning.
annamazzola.com/notes-on-a-d...
Journalists/podcasters: the central premise of my Anna Sharpe novel, out last week, is that (spoiler) an Epstein-like figure corrupts a British politician in order to conceal criminal acts. So suddenly rather relevant. I'm a criminal justice solicitor as well as a writer so happy to chat.
03.02.2026 09:00 β π 29 π 8 π¬ 2 π 1It did. That was why it was so grim!
03.02.2026 08:58 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0The finale of the Night Manager certainly gave us the cheery boost we all needed right now.
01.02.2026 22:09 β π 44 π 3 π¬ 6 π 0Thank you! X
29.01.2026 17:20 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Thank you!
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