i believe nature is so beautiful that humanity didn’t come from it. people came from the toilet

I got a new phone and now i can’t get tiktok back bc it’s banned in the App Store but yes pls do tell me more about how your daddy trump and his 3 billionaires in a trenchcoat saved tiktok for us

Hey um…children of illegal immigrants, please stop posting on TikTok that your parents/family aren’t here legally 🥲

BREAKING: Latest horror a distraction from many other horrors

Yall ever noticed you can always smell when a bitch doesn’t floss their teeth??

TikTok as we knew it died when it went dark this weekend. It’s still dead.

I don’t think i like tiktok anymore everyone on rednote is so nice and im learning Chinese i love it there ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

Thx god

Is this app a trump free space yes or no??,

They literally banned TikTok before Red Delicious apples

TikTok is back but like, in the way your long lost son appears on your doorstep after a mysterious disappearance & he looks & sounds the same but he’s harboring a dark secret and ok lemme turn off Lifetime

Wait so that was it? Tiktok is just back now? We just had to wait a few hours? Lmao

I am BORED

Weak. Real manly masculine men would have kept it outdoors and taken off their shirts to show what badasses they are. But these are pampered little princelings with tiny hands.

I’m just so confused bc “free” countries don’t ban social media apps just bc they don’t like the information we find out on there

Ban Twitter and facebook while you’re at it.

I’m just happy to have a place to put all of the stupid thoughts i have out into the universe again even if i only have 4 followers and im talking to myself and the void

BYE LMAO

Exactly!!

El*n m*sk tried silencing me by banning me from twitter for life but I’m back and better than ever baybeeeeeee

Lmao i saw ur story and i RAN to the App Store. They can’t silence us