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Adam Opitz

@adamopitz.bsky.social

Producer. Ad exec. Cinephile. Cynophile. Jeopardy abuser. Bananarchist. Fighting for truth, justice and democracy's survival.

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In defense of Pete Hegseth and the security administration, I find myself thoroughly impressed that they refrained from using any of the following emojis in the Signal chat: 🍆🍑🌮💦

26.03.2025 19:09 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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#IDIOCRACYISADOCUMENTARY

23.02.2025 03:06 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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The White House bans the AP indefinitely over the use of ‘Gulf of Mexico’ | CNN Business The Trump White House said Friday that The Associated Press is banned from the Oval Office and Air Force One indefinitely.

The latest chess move from the Ministry of Truth to help ensure that their version of the facts prevails. All over the use of three words.

www.cnn.com/2025/02/14/m...

14.02.2025 20:11 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Caught you Friday at the Alt Comedy All Stars benefit show at the Fonda. Amazing set, you absolutely killed!

04.02.2025 21:59 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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"Our peaceful trading partners are not our enemies; they are our allies. We should beware of demagogues who are ready to declare a trade war against our friends - weakening our economy, our national security, and the entire free world - all while cynically waving the American flag." - Ronald Reagan

03.02.2025 23:07 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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Asteroid the size of a 20-story building headed for Earth in 2032, astronomers warn The 60-metre object has ‘one of the highest probabilities of an impact from a significantly sized rock ever’, says astronomer

In case you missed it given this week's batshit newscycle: Mother Nature began location scouting for an upcoming Jerry Bruckheimer film.

www.independent.co.uk/space/astero...

#armegeddon2

31.01.2025 18:47 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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Trump orders pause to all federal grants and loans It's a sweeping decision that could disrupt education and health care programs, housing assistance, disaster relief and a host of other initiatives that depend on billions of federal dollars.

This has to be one of the biggest F.U.'s to a nation since Marie Antoinette suggested that the French should eat cake.

www.reuters.com/world/trump-...

28.01.2025 17:54 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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The Monkey is the funniest horror and the most horrifying comedy you'll see this year. Experience it on the big screen and enjoy the greatest kill scenes since Final Destination. It makes Terrifier look like the Teletubbies. #OsgoodPerkins #neonrated #americancinematheque #beyondfest #themonkey

19.01.2025 20:40 — 👍 3    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

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