AJ Mass

I'm sorry. The WBC tie-break, while complicated, is just a mathematical formula. The fact that FOX Sports can't figure it out during this game is criminal. #BeMoreSmarter

As a former youth soccer coach: first team to learn how to pass wins.

Yeah! I see you left out "Woke Up Jeff!"

Three Chissy points to the second pair of pants!

Age is relative, my dear. I mean, I'm two years older than Coach, who looks 15 years older than me. Then again, I can't remember names anymore. Getting old stinks, Julie. 😆

Yeah, sitting here on eggshells each week waiting to see the "Diplomatic Immunity" I created for #SurvivorSA get introduced sans credit -- or worse, with credit given to some celeb I despise.

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Ok, #SurvivorAU. I see you. A+ move with the wall!

I just know #Melfest is gonna break my heart this weekend.

Had an immediate impulse to create something David Tennant Timey-Wimey related, but then I thought of you and just started going through the five stages... #LongLivetheGenius

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Zero doubts.

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Just started watching the premiere... the way my heart sank when I heard the word "Bounty."

“No need to measure. You’re closer. You win… … …and now we don’t have to face Canada.”

Game of millimeters... sheesh! On to the semis!

FOR THE LOVE OF... MAKE THEM MAKE A SHOT!!!!

US Curling has perfected the art of using "prevent defense" to ensure the other team will tie the match.

It was always going to be Lelek, but tickled with Cold Snap in second. We can still like fun things. #Dora

Nice! I still think S1 is a perfect television season, with the first and last scene being mirrored bookends of the same two characters in the same location, but actually having been changed by all that happened in-between.

Yeah, you're probably right. But just a lot of "I hit you out" then "I hit YOU out" right now. And after all those 5 rock ends, these 8 rock ends feel interminable.

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Mixed curling was full of excitement throughout. The men's curling that started yesterday? Zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz.

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Whereas I have ONLY watched the curling. LOL.

@dudepoints.fun I don't think I can recall a more disappointing dropoff in quality, year over year, from an act I liked than what I got this weekend from Black Biceps. Visaip man reik? No, I do not need "Let me cook" -- at all. Oof.

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Are the dogs adorbs? No doubt. Are the scoring rules worse than quidditch? Very much so.

Starting with Shum, entries have mapped the course of the war… it’s coming, it’s started and people are dying, we’re steadfast, it’s getting worse, can’t we just have peace… It’s time for a “F all this” anger piece.

The faithfuls take no oath. Out away… you’re almost always going to be wrong anyways.

Hey, Grim Reaper! As long as you’re in the neighborhood of the IMDB page of “Home Alone 2”…

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When in the hell will we get some GOOD news?

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And then my mind goes... (what is wrong with all of us? LOL)

Schools closed for snow? What’s that? I’m from NYC, where the feeling was “You can walk” and we trudged through 3-5 inches… and then they hired the former Board of Ed head from Minneapolis. “8 inches? That’s not snow. Schools are open.”