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I just know #Melfest is gonna break my heart this weekend.

Had an immediate impulse to create something David Tennant Timey-Wimey related, but then I thought of you and just started going through the five stages... #LongLivetheGenius

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Zero doubts.

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Just started watching the premiere... the way my heart sank when I heard the word "Bounty."

“No need to measure. You’re closer. You win… … …and now we don’t have to face Canada.”

Game of millimeters... sheesh! On to the semis!

FOR THE LOVE OF... MAKE THEM MAKE A SHOT!!!!

US Curling has perfected the art of using "prevent defense" to ensure the other team will tie the match.

It was always going to be Lelek, but tickled with Cold Snap in second. We can still like fun things. #Dora

Nice! I still think S1 is a perfect television season, with the first and last scene being mirrored bookends of the same two characters in the same location, but actually having been changed by all that happened in-between.

Yeah, you're probably right. But just a lot of "I hit you out" then "I hit YOU out" right now. And after all those 5 rock ends, these 8 rock ends feel interminable.

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Mixed curling was full of excitement throughout. The men's curling that started yesterday? Zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz.

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Whereas I have ONLY watched the curling. LOL.

@dudepoints.fun I don't think I can recall a more disappointing dropoff in quality, year over year, from an act I liked than what I got this weekend from Black Biceps. Visaip man reik? No, I do not need "Let me cook" -- at all. Oof.

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Are the dogs adorbs? No doubt. Are the scoring rules worse than quidditch? Very much so.

Starting with Shum, entries have mapped the course of the war… it’s coming, it’s started and people are dying, we’re steadfast, it’s getting worse, can’t we just have peace… It’s time for a “F all this” anger piece.

The faithfuls take no oath. Out away… you’re almost always going to be wrong anyways.

Hey, Grim Reaper! As long as you’re in the neighborhood of the IMDB page of “Home Alone 2”…

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When in the hell will we get some GOOD news?

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And then my mind goes... (what is wrong with all of us? LOL)

Schools closed for snow? What’s that? I’m from NYC, where the feeling was “You can walk” and we trudged through 3-5 inches… and then they hired the former Board of Ed head from Minneapolis. “8 inches? That’s not snow. Schools are open.”

If we’re not ready for 3.5% now, we will never be.

Anyone in London able to recommend fun things for a visiting college student to do on the cheap?

I think your innie already finished Severance.

LOL. One of my college friends married a Bronwyn. One of the easier Welsh names to grasp.

I think the plots so far on #StarFleetAcademy have been way too predictable, but loving Gina Yashere.

Dictators have had closer calls. 🤣

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Coming to Broadway this summer, the revival of "I'm Not Rappaport" #Traitors