Rosie

cleaned the kitchen, bathroom, washing machine and hoovered the house. everyone say Well Done Rosie

its the 6 year anniversary of this image. i drew over this coloring page for a class contest and lost... history was made that day but i didn't even realize it

Tonight’s dumb napkin cartoon…

None pizza left beef

Roses are red
Stem held between teeth
I ordered us takeout but it's

Terracotta mask in the shape of the head of a fox, dog, or bat ca. 600–480 BCE

her: are you stupid

me:

go london greatest city in da woild baybee

Thank you lovely ❤️

Thank you sweet angel ❤️❤️❤️

hi magaggie!

Thank you son I love you very much ❤️

A two-panel Little Bubbie Child comic. Top panel is the little bubbie child asking, "Dad, hwat was it like a livin' in the 90s?" Bottom panel is dad responding, "Sometimes you'd open a can a peanuts and they'd come snakes outta there."

3yrs today since i tried to 💀 which means it's 3yrs since i last SH'd so gold star for me ⭐️

Paddington In the Superbowl Halftime Show

I Photoshop Paddington into a movie, TV show, or pop culture until I forget: Day 1792

gradient.horse Draw a horse, watch it run!

omg everybody go draw a horse this is what the internet was made for

gradient.horse

a round pottery piece with pig eyes and a snout

i think we all need to step back and realize that peak art was made when neolithic pot in the shape of a pig was fired

(me trying to flirt) damn girl you've got them Aardman teeth

A screenshot from the Graham Linehan Facebook page, dated January 26, 2017. "Here's something to watch for: sub-par entertainers/hacks etc smelling that sweet right wing sucker money and making their move."

Nine years to the day since Graham Linehan foresaw his own fate.

had some 🍷 and 🍃 last night and didn't dream of her at all 👍👍👍

I've dreamt about my ex every single night this week. Give me a mcfuckin break pls.

My cat's name is also Peanut!!!

Sign in People's Book in Takoma Park featuring the illustration of the werewolf ripping off its shirt in anguish which reads WE ARE SOLD OUT OF THE GAY HOCKEY BOOKS

My local bookshop understands their audience.

You've gotta respect whoever wrote the David Walliams books for their speed in changing horses

omg sarah that'd be really sweet of you, yes please. let me DM you my address

folks who don't/can't work - what do you do to fill your days? the nearest park is a half hour bus away (which is a fiver for a return) otherwise I'd go for a daily walk or something

today i binged all of that gay hockey telly show and very much enjoyed it 🏒🍆

me, as a child, watching Tom & Jerry and constantly sympathising with Tom:

Two people smiling. One with blue hair and blue lipstick, and one with green hair, glasses, and blue lipstick

this coming Friday marks 10yrs since this 💙💚

HAPPY BIRTHDAY DAVEYBOY!!!

It makes me so happy that you're still poolverine-ing on here/twitter/tumblr and I can always count on u for ✨️content✨️