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over here having an angrygasm.

adult developmental walker

haven't had a stage dream in a while. this one involved losing my costume under the bed. i also never learned my lines, but i always never learned my lines.

beautiful

this is the wholesome internet content i am here for.

Gone In Sixty Seconds With The Wind

i didn’t realize petechiae were a symptom of rowing.

i’m following this. it’s a statement i completely agree with after you get a few of the crucial movement upgrades.

big dump site energy

an instrument and some personality.

intermezzo.

imo this is a much better message than the ad campaigns from last century that would still be calling it “ass tonic.”

i had a dream about directing a commercial for shortbread biscotti featuring the Wu-Tang Clan.

definitely does seem like the intention, at least in part.

band named thick thorax.

because if it’s going to happen then it will get there incrementally.

okay but who tried whiskey and thought, “what this needs is some mango and habanero”?

sometimes i feel like i’m the broken clock and you’re twice a day.

the answer is laundry.

“i was married but i’m not married any more. women don’t like the vehicle.”

beautiful.

murderous beets.

unfortunately i took the bait.

would honestly make more sense if the recovery was just splaining how cake meant ass.

i think giving birth is more like attempted murder.

just a few people my whole life is better for.

using the knobs to change mario's colors.

they added me in the hominems.

wow.

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