I don't like the person I become when looking for a parking space.
05.03.2026 01:24 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0I don't like the person I become when looking for a parking space.
05.03.2026 01:24 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0👏👏👏👏🧨🎆
05.03.2026 01:19 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0The Ottoman Empire sounds like it would be the comfiest
04.03.2026 20:44 — 👍 35 🔁 11 💬 2 📌 0Yes. It's about boundaries.
05.03.2026 00:45 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0do you ever follow someone and think wow they’re really funny and cool i think i’d like to watch them through their kitchen window
04.03.2026 22:30 — 👍 191 🔁 52 💬 13 📌 10
I found this. Feel free to leave your thoughts.
05.03.2026 00:39 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0Going to start a secret life. Shhhh, its a secret.
04.03.2026 19:02 — 👍 30 🔁 7 💬 1 📌 0
Here it is... it's all an inside job. Except when it's not. So, when it's not an inside job, it's a neighbor. But if it isn't, then it's the boyfriend. And if not, it's random.
You're welcome.
Here it is... it's all an inside job. Except when it's not. So, when it's not an inside job, it's a neighbor. But if it isn't, then it's the boyfriend. And if not, it's random.
You're welcome.
I see you sitting alone and admire you for avoiding people.
30.11.2024 18:05 — 👍 1129 🔁 263 💬 62 📌 2Me..I know things while choosing not to know things.
02.03.2026 19:42 — 👍 44 🔁 20 💬 1 📌 0waking up to another marvelous day of ahhh fuck
02.03.2026 20:16 — 👍 94 🔁 41 💬 0 📌 0I live somewhere between playing my cards right & not playing with a full deck.
02.03.2026 13:02 — 👍 145 🔁 73 💬 4 📌 0I'm an internet detective, amateur sleuth with an investigative degree from Dateline.
09.02.2026 03:40 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Taurus: Live fast, die young, and leave a deeply confusing browser history.
30.11.2025 18:32 — 👍 280 🔁 87 💬 3 📌 15Screaming "epiphany" every time I have a thought.
30.11.2025 05:02 — 👍 197 🔁 72 💬 9 📌 0I feel like one of the most underrated explanations for what's happening right now in global politics is that almost everyone has lost their minds.
30.11.2025 02:59 — 👍 17633 🔁 2190 💬 594 📌 183When I started college, they asked if I had an email account. I said no, I have Bank of America.
30.11.2025 21:49 — 👍 1 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0
Lock your doors. I don’t want to have to worry about you.
Damn that tall fella!!
My seasonal tradition: sip soup, sear mouth, pretend I’m fine. Now all I need is the cooler weather to stop flirting and finally settle down.
23.11.2025 22:50 — 👍 11 🔁 5 💬 0 📌 0arguing with my doctor about a body part that i made up
24.11.2025 01:33 — 👍 56 🔁 10 💬 1 📌 0That weird space left by a deleted word is where I live
05.08.2025 13:54 — 👍 139 🔁 60 💬 6 📌 0Whenever I feel unprepared for retirement, I glance at my big vodka bottle filled with loose change and sigh with relief.
23.11.2025 19:22 — 👍 85 🔁 20 💬 3 📌 0Cloudy with a chance of brain fog.
23.11.2025 21:39 — 👍 105 🔁 42 💬 4 📌 0If I had been born male, I would have had an enormous penis
21.11.2025 23:21 — 👍 80 🔁 15 💬 15 📌 2For more quality content, you'll have to follow other people.
21.11.2025 23:27 — 👍 131 🔁 36 💬 11 📌 0Letting myself go, like it’s my job
22.11.2025 03:43 — 👍 71 🔁 18 💬 6 📌 0I’m starting to think those bitches on Facebook did not pray for me
20.11.2025 23:32 — 👍 156 🔁 47 💬 2 📌 0all cars are bumper cars if you simply don’t give a fuck
23.11.2025 02:40 — 👍 125 🔁 35 💬 9 📌 0