Birb

DUH

Screen shot of a tweet from HHS. We will Make America Healthy Again. There is an image of hulk hogan ripping off his shirt with the caption "AMERICA AFTER BECOMING HEALTHY AGAIN"

This guy here is dead 👇

Uh oh

Lol, well Threads is insufferable generally so that checks out

Maybe Elon is in the Epstein files and he's going to try to save the world in the meantime (or x himself, who can say)

Hashtag murk your local pedophiles

Death penalty abolitionist but also self defense of another with no statute of limitations if another was a minor at the time of offense has no penalty

Bad ones do

Adding the cinnamon toast crunch cereal milk to your coffee is 🤌

Lol, goodbye CBS news

EITHER WAY ITS WEIRD AND I IMAGINE OFF-PUTTING

And I'm sorry. 🫶

Hoping what they meant was "you look like an adult" but they're probably just a negging asshole

The Fed every time they cut (because the alternatives are worse)

means less rent paid means more shop closings means oh no oh fuck oh god

too high > building value too high bc inflation too high > inflation too high bc rates too high (plus a ton of other things are broken still) > rates too high bc lowering means overheating economy and raising means more job losses > overheating means more inflation/more job losses means less buying

The shops are empty because they aren't selling enough stuff > stuff isn't selling because it's too expensive > shops can't make rent and leave > space sits empty bc owner can't afford to lower rent yet > rent is too high bc the mortgage payment is too high > mtg payment too high bc building value

Oh no that's not...

It's not not that, for sure

V...vote blue no matter who?

(We're never going to have another "normal" election cycle ever again, are we?)

Have you considered not being a cunt about it though?

Just popping in to see what happens if I say I hope every Republican in office dies soon.

K.

Bye.

Some have pointed out a second tattoo (on his arm) with the number "1919" on it. We reached out to Platner's people about it who have responded with a full picture, and say that it is a "Trail Forest Crew" tattoo, which began in 1919 by the Appalachian Mountain Club.

Yessir

Yea it somehow looks worse now, lol

Turtle?

My personal feelings about all of this aside, y'all know about Maine, generally, yes?

Hm.

Gotta be honest, I need to know what he got