Jordan T Neves

Easy E.T. In Spokane

Tuxedo cat looking into the distance with a serious face.

Being the strongest isn’t easy…

Blind Alley No. 421

*wakes up on my parents couch at 3:44 AM on a school night, sweating*

close-up of magic johnson, looking slightly upward, his eyes shooting green beams of light, basketball in hand. a small basketball net is also in the imagery as is a pink haired player in rushed movement. bad translation of text: check it out - basketball in perfection. power and athletic elegance. unbeatable motion capturing technology: play the new dimension - walk on the wild side. the pro's of the 29 nba teams are popping the balls for you around the ears. study their links and moves in the friendly match. lye them out in the season - and flatten them in the play-off! hoop or not hoop. up to eight players can compete at the same time. the highlights are saved by the memory card. player transfer, management functions and extensive statistics garan- get the absolute nba kick. it's crunch-time.

nba pro 98, print ad (1998) www.mobygames.com/game/9151/nb...

At long last, a good version of this idea

New Gorillaz has Yasiin Bey??? I need to be done with this trip already

Trying to figure out a drawing filming situation

lofi sprites: commando, robot (round top part on a base), skeleton, evil otto (smiling ball).

frenzy, manual, excerpt, colecovision (1983) archive.org/details/fren...

Angry lil whale Lego stamp thing at the art museum

That scene in Ferris Bueller where they go to the museum and he has that moment with the painting… no irony, it can happen to you

That “two longest tenured coworkers” bond

Hell yeah love this one

Haven’t been very in touch with myself for… uhh… a long time now

Not able to watch it now but can’t wait to see the new Gorillaz short/hear the album

I still love drawing pretty girls but I feel weirder about it the older I get 🤷‍♂️ maybe I’m just overly self conscious

My artistic journey: I used to love drawing robots then I loved drawing pretty girls now I mostly love drawing weird little guys.

Plenty, DM if you’re interested

Should’ve realized not a lot of people know about “shark pills” (shark cartilage supplements) or not as many as I assumed anyway

“PROFESSOR XAVIER IS A JERK!”

A toad, drawn

This toad appears once and then never again wolf-story.neocities.org

You deserve it

Cradle/Table

Cradle/Grave

Annoying how people from enough wealth to successfully get a job writing shows and movies tend to identify with their ilk in all eras

lofi android sprite repeated across the screen in different stances, two pointy ears like a rabbit or something but standing like a human.

android nim, magazine screenshot, trs-80 (1979) archive.org/details/crea...

miau

Pen and marker drawing of a pensive goku gazing into the sunset

Goku
4x6 original available:
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Also available for similar commissions. Hit me up thru the web store for more info.

Scan and translation by Flickr user "MiloScat" Panel 1: Mario: "LUIGI! YOU'VE BEEN EATING MUSHROOMS AND HIDING IT FROM ME AGAIN, HAVEN'T YOU?" Panel 2: Luigi: "SORRY, BRO... I JUST COULDN'T RESIST..." Panel 3: Mario: "I'M NOT SAYING EATING MUSHROOMS IS A BAD THING! JUST DON'T DO IT SECRETLY IN THE TOILET!" Panel 4: Zoom out to reveal Luigi is too large to exit the toilet. Mario must go urgently. Luigi: "I'M SORRY, BRO... I'M SORRY..." Mario: "IT'S ALRIGHT, JUST GET OUT OF THERE!" Please note that the original comic was already in Western left-to-right reading order. The panels are specifically numbered in the comers to indicate the correct order to readers only familiar with Japanese manga right-to-left order. Source: flickr.com/photos/miloscat/44060649174, book: Super Mario World (APE), Japan, 1990, ISBN 4-09-104192-2

"Mushrooms are drugs" jokes are a staple of Mario humor on the Internet. Not even Nintendo themselves are strangers to this, with a comic in the official Japanese Super Mario World guide using "Luigi is consuming mushrooms secretly in the bathroom" as a setup.