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Gay Sheep Make Their High Fashion Debut in NYC I Wool Survive featured pieces made with wool from the world’s “first flock of gay sheep.”

Michael Stücke a gay man, rescues “gay rams,” male sexually-oriented sheep, that his company Rainbow Wool claims are often slaughtered because they don’t procreate. Scientists estimate that as many as 8% of rams are sexually oriented toward other males.

I figure, if you keep making the effort to try, eventually it pays off

I don't know why, but it tickles me that the markers are better organized on the donkey board

I think that beats the time I used an ice pick. Grandma had needed a new fridge anyway

OVERGROWTH!

Tiger babe is back! We just relaunched a bunch of classics back on the website so please go check em out!

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An anthropomorphic coyote in peasant’s garb stabs a massive pencil into a shattered, sparking ChatGPT logo. The coyote is grinning, with patchwork wings splayed behind them, and their pose is reminiscent of St Michael Slaying the Devil. Behind them is a marble archway, bursting with pencils, paints, and creative implements.

Same image but with a black background behind the marble arch. An anthropomorphic coyote in peasant’s garb stabs a massive pencil into a shattered, sparking ChatGPT logo. The coyote is grinning, with patchwork wings splayed behind them, and their pose is reminiscent of St Michael Slaying the Devil. Behind them is a marble archway, bursting with pencils, paints, and creative implements.

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Help combat toxic masculinity by making sure the men in your life know that talking about your feelings is not only okay, but is healthy and encouraged. Life isn't a competition. Your masculinity should not be determined by society. Break the cycle.

Murder most fowl

Screenshot of a Telegram chat. My message: "Bruh we raw dogging taco life fr fr no cap" Tiger's response, a sticker of an unimpressed tiger My reply: "Chat I'm gonna rizz this tiger up on god" followed by multiple stickers of an otter bouncing and squeaking. This proved very successful.

The secret to my lasting marriage to @electritiger.bsky.social ? Keeping the romance alive

My brain any time I'm not using the Distraction Machine

Happy Girl Birthday!

If my cat is going to take the trouble to make noises at me, the least I can do is make noises back

FEEEEEEESH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Nice work! Do NOT give yourself a pat on the back

open commissions for November and December :) Check out my pinned post for prices and DM me if you're interested :)

Oh boy, I hope it has gambling

I'm proud to announce my latest pin design!

These are for everyone with split pronouns who gets tired of people only referring to them one way. My lenticular pin shows different pronouns at different angles!

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*cracks knuckles*

Just learned that the can opener that @electritiger.bsky.social and I bought, as adults, is from a defunct brand, and is now considered the sort of nostalgic gadget found in one's parents' kitchen.

If anyone needs me I shall be walking into the sea.

Absolutely slayed, that makeup is fantastic!

It looks amaaaazing! Proud of you for challenging yourself ^.^

A picture of delightfully curly shavings between the shoes of someone with a block plane and no self restraint

I knocked the edges down with a block plane because I could. Because I also have a block plane and will take any excuse to use it.

A picture of two triangular slats of wood resting on a teak cutting board

A picture of two triangular slats of wood perfectly supporting a teak cutting board on a counter, so it can be oiled and left to dry

Needing some kind of drying support, I took note of a suitable spare board in the garage and proceed to set up an absolutely cursed clamping configuration. The results have filled me with hubris

We finally decided to get rid of our venerable plastic cutting boards, and now have some very swank teak ones. So of course I'll be treating them with tung oil, which is ideal but also takes forever to dry.

I also now own a circular saw, which I seem to be incapable of using normally. The very first time I used it was a vertical cut, upside down, to trim a 2x4 for some fence improvements, and it went so well I have gotten even less reasonable

I haven't had time to knit in a long while, and it's really sucked. But with the excuse of home projects, apparently I've taken up woodworking. I have a Forstner bit now, which is something I've wanted a reason to own for years

✨ back to work girlboss your ugly ceo needs more $ to invest in the AI bubble ✨

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I cannot imagine the psychological damage you could inflict with either transporters or the Holodeck. This is not a criticism

Well fuck

Her and Nanny Ogg are my aspirations