LJ🏴‍☠️

Thank you brain for a dream that basically just relived the awful thing that happened last year, I did not need that

Just a bad take all round!

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And as for sanitary products I am dying that this bloke thinks it’s some sort of ritual

I just said mum either my period has started or I’m dying and she went it’s probably your period, there are pads under the bathroom sink 🤣

- I made my mum go and get them for me bc I was too worried about it being weird bc I wasn’t even a teenager yet

And while I love and adore my mother she doesn’t fit bras professionally so this led me to wearing the wrong size for at least two years and it’s partly the reason I have back pain now

Firstly I love that this is apparently a man saying this - by your own logic you should have no knowledge of this “delicate rite of passage” mate

Secondly

I’ve had to wear a bra since I was 10 years old and it was fucking embarrassing being the only girl in primary school who had to wear one

Just tried on my Rhys tee and bless Rosie for being exactly correct when she gave me an opinion on which size would be better bc it fits perfectly 🤣

Given how often I come to the fringe I know I can only do one post 9pm show the whole trip, I should stop being optimistic 🤣

Decision made - going to one more show and then heading back after (maybe after getting a sweet treat) bc I am too tired to sit through two more until nearly midnight🤣

I guess if anyone is still at the fringe and wants a free ticket to either John tothill or comedy night at the museum message me!

Well Bryan Safi is really bloody lovely bless him

People do realise that at M&S the fitting rooms are not segregated by gender anyway - it’s the same for most large clothing shops

And almost always they have the designated “husband sofa” right outside the doors anyway, so it’s all absolute bullshit over nothing, she is just spiteful

I think the likelihood of even making my 9pm show is rapidly fading, never mind the 10:30 one 🤣

Show nine

Austentacious (had a very Austen themed morning by accident 🤣)

The heartburn-stricken stranger is so ominous???? It doesn’t say it’s explicitly anyone 🤣

This street of Rhys and Paul/Suki decorated bollards made me laugh

Just said fuck in front about 3 children, I’m sorry to those parents 🤣

Show eight - Lydia Bennet works in finance

Essentially modern version of Lydia Bennet if she left Wickham and went through some personal growth - fun show!

Thing is I really want to see it! It sounds so fun (it’s at the museum and basically premise is comedians from the fringe are given an item from museum to improv a lecture about) so I’m hoping that will spur me on

I’m leaving tomorrow morning so I can at least nap on the train

This cafe’s soundtrack has gone from Brother Bear to Jack Johnson to Taylor Swift, I love it

If I make it to my 10:30 show tonight I’ll be so impressed with myself

Despite sleeping on this bed last night I have now just discovered there is a spring poking out of the mattress so naturally my foot is now hitting it every single time

Show seven

Tartan Tabletop ♥️

I absolutely would if I was going to anymore TCF or Rhys shows 🤣 my day tomorrow is everything else I wanted to see haha - next time!!

Deleted my thoughts on that, I felt like they weren’t actually saying what I was trying to say and it might make people feel bad 🤣 I get you, it just feels to walk up to a whole group of people and be like hello can I be your friend also pls

Didn’t even notice Dan had reposted my instagram story I was just scrolling through stories and then I was like wait dat’s me

I love the little gleam Rhys gets in his eyes when he’s like oh wait I can keep pushing this, he’s breaking🤣🤣

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Did the thing at TCF of almost definitely thinking I recognised people but the slither of doubt that people would have no idea who I am if I introduced myself was too much🤣

Show six

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