Homesquirrel 🫐

My relationship with Big wasn’t the only thing I blew up that day. At the Trinity test site I detonated the first plutonium bomb, unleashing a 22 kiloton blast. Had I become Death, destroyer of worlds? Meanwhile uptown, Samantha had her hands full with her own “Manhattan project”

I am going to combine all the microplastics stored in my blood brain barrier into one macroplastic

I lost it at the onion claw machine which sounds like you would find it at a rich person’s house where the wife only gives kids carob instead of chocolate

Look at this LOGO IT'S THE GREATEST THING I'VE EVER SEEN

I honestly think we are experiencing the end of the internet as those of us born in the 20th c understand it. Smaller, siloed communities like discord servers and newsletters will persist, but the idea of the global public square is dead, as is “the information superhighway.” VCs killed it.

A girl and a dog look at each other lovingly. Text reads, "you are the greatest and I love u so much wow time for a kiss imo".

Dogs keep saying this to me?

doctor: i know what you need. there’s a great clown in town that will cheer you up.

pagliacci: but doc,

doctor: wiggles

pagliacci: oh. haha. i thought-

doctor: i’ll write the name down. there’s another clown in town too, but you can skip it. pagliacci. not funny. bad bad bad bad bad. stupid

It’s cool that humans have been eating bread so long that when we touch a loaf for a moment we can sense ah this is going to be awful bread. Like badgers sensing vibrations underground through their claws.

It should be spelled hock

Report: No, Really, TSA To Require Real ID This Year

Report: No, Really, TSA To Require Real ID This Year
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foxes curled up and asleep are the best genre of image I think

Animated character The Highwayman from the show Over the Garden Wall. Closeup of his face staring into the camera, giving a distorted, fisheye effect.

Mr. Krabs from SpongeBob. A closeup of his frowning face giving a distorted fisheye effect.

Rly makes you think

Fear not! He now watches over all of us, outside, from his floating moss kingdom.

Drawing of a yellow lemon pig holding a penny for luck.

2025

Happy Lemon Pig Season to those who celebrate. I imbued my lemon pig (left) with cute vibes, guaranteeing those who gaze into her clove eyes a safe and reduced-anxiety 2025.

lemon pig. fresh. clean. happy.

lemon pig close up on the face. unbothered. moisturized.

lemon pig one year later. withered. problematic. being a loyal servant has taken a HEAVY toll.

close up on lemon pig face one year later. coin is still in its mouth, though its lips are dry and curled back in a grimace as it fights through the agony of living far too long past its natural lifespan.

lemon pig of 2024 before and after absorbing all my bad luck over the calendar year like a fucked up little yellow dorian grey. it is nearly time to rest, my faithful child.

Here’s what I do know: Sweet reddish gray squirrel says hi and happy new year from Arlington! Apologies to Chloe Fineman.

“Hey, Sqrl!” “Sqrrrl!” (I do not know the name of ziss Sqrl…) #sqrlpix

I am going to be pronouncing 2025 so it sounds like an estimate with a hyphen in the middle.

There are some things you should not ever have to buy. Like rubber bands should just appear around my apartment, gifts from the house sprites.

Just watched The Lighthouse for the first time and I’m ok with that being the only time

a black and white cat is crying and covering its face with its paws . ALT: a black and white cat is crying and covering its face with its paws .

Robin Williams’ performance in Mrs. Doubtfire

elf eyes elfize elf lies

“Your Grace” (like in House of the Dragon) also isn’t too bad

a group of men are kneeling in front of a screen that says [ adult swim ] ALT: a group of men are kneeling in front of a screen that says [ adult swim ]

O Deevee, I wish you were my son

Happy holidays

This bag is absolutely BEGGIN for the biggest pile of apples and arnjes you ever seen

Screenshot of the wikipedia page for Merychippus, a proto-horse that lived in North America 15.97-5.33 million years ago. It had three toes on each foot.

Merychippus everyone 🎄🐎

seasons greasons everyone