Ralph V

Disassembling struts are so scary that watching videos of it make me more uncomfortable than any horror movie.

Hudson (a husky) looks deeply at me while I eat breakfast.

Hudson (a huskey) looks deeply at me while I eat breakfast but closer.

Hudson (a huskey) looks at me heart broken while I eat my breakfast in extreme close up.

You gonna finish that toast?

A package from fedex that has been abused to the point where one side of the box has collapsed

A package from fedex that has been abused to the point where one side of the box has collapsed

Hey fedex great job, at least you found my address this time.

Remedy Entertainment 30th anniversary bundle. The text on the left is on a red background and reads "Get a bundle of games for $27. Supporting Save the Children." Under this text you can see the Humble logo. On the right you see the key art for Alan Wake 2 Deluxe Edition, Control Ultimate Edition, Quantum Break, Alan Wake. The Remedy Entertainment 30th anniverasry bundle logo is overlayed on top of the key art.

Dive deep into the Dark Place, take back the Oldest House from the Hiss, or slow time and let bullets fly with the Remedy Entertainment 30th Anniversary Bundle from @humble!

https://www.humblebundle.com/games/remedy-games-30th-anniversary-bundle

Supports @SavetheChildren

#RMD30

A fat man reclining with a cappuccino on his stomach.

I may not have a physique that people find attractive but at least I’m not worried about spilling my cappuccino while watching tv.

Queer still feels weird to me. Growing up it was used as a derogatory term and now it’s a self description. My old brain still struggles with it.

Back in the before times when I used to go places and do things, I would leave instax prints in places. I always liked the idea of someone finding them and it being this little personal mystery for them.

Super hype about this bowl I got at Aldi’s. I needed a fruit bowl…..fuck when did I get this old.

You have good taste in pens.

I wish every Sunday was Super Bowl Sunday. The supermarket was so empty it was beautiful.

I’ve been having a lot of feelings of ‘then what the hell is the point of you’ towards reps and senators.

It’s diabolical that triangle was the map in OG SH2 and it’s heal in SH2R.

A long time ago, games used to come with manuals. The prologue of Max Payne.

normal games: "this is a keycard. it opens doors."

Metal Gear: "This is a P.A.N. card (Personal Area Network). The P.A.N. system passes small electrical currents through the user's salt content to emit a small field, allowing access through level 1 doors."

snake: "doors?"

Silver lining: nuking most of my social media is a statement not just isolating myself because of depression. So I have that going for me.

A very unhappy man bundled in many layers wearing a reflective vest having to work in the cold.

It’s cold out and I hate it.

That’s how Snake caught Meryl. Out here legitimizing horny Kojima bs.

So here's what's cool about my job:

Yesterday morning I said, "We really ought to have TWIN PEAKS available." So then a bunch of people scrambled, worked really hard, and now you can watch every episode of David Lynch & Mark Frost's original series for free on Pluto TV: pluto.tv/us/on-demand...

I forgot that Batman the animated series had an episode where Batman goes to fucking Rapture to keep Mr.Freeze from turning Andrew Ryan into an immortal snow man.

My boots leave very cartoonish tracks in the snow.

I used to wonder who in their right mind would vote for Lex Luthor or Norman Osborn but now I unfortunately understand that a lot of people would in fact vote for either of them.

If Silent Hill were in the south imagine the horror of the Silent Hill Waffle House.

You know, it might have been a bad idea to call it Crime alley.

I miss when people would say crypto and they were talking about Superman’s dog Krypto not some imaginary ass scam money.

This nerd stole my chair then stared at me until he fell asleep.

It’s this violent criminal’s third birthday.

Be the cryptid you want to see in the world.

Can Alan Wake please write himself into power wash simulator.

It’s wild to me how many people think the boiler explosion is legit. I guess they did a really good cover up.

Then what the fuck is it!?