Ralph V

I’m watching The Big O and the main character has the title of Negotiator but the work he does is closer to that of a Private Investigator. It’s like Samus from Metroid, who in spite of being a bounty hunter does mostly mercenary work.

You know a movie is bad when as the theme swells for the final shot and the credits I can’t help but say out loud “Fuck you movie!” Safe to say I fucking hated Return To Silent Hill.

If you’re just going to make shit up and do your own thing why bother adapting another piece of art.

Wow Return To Silent Hill is an incomprehensible cheap ugly mess.

They couldn’t even get the fucking letter right. Mary’s letter is kind of a big fucking deal.

I swear every time I take a selfie I get more and more grey

Did that rat fuck see it’s shadow?

Wasn’t this a literal joke in 30 Rock?

Pull the hard drive and put it in a reader connected to another pc?

A crappy looking coral pink Nintendo DS lite showing the results screen of Resident Evil:Deadly Silence. The screen reads “Total Time 00:53:23 Number of saves 00”

I was looking through some old photos and came across the photo of the time I got a sub 1 hour no save Chris run of Resident Evil:Deadly Silence while at work.

Man, fuck New Jersey. Instead of actually doing something to help the problem they just add a monetary burden to people.

We have footie pajamas but do we have handy jackets? I’m sure there is reason that’s not a thing but a jacket with built in gloves seem like a great idea…. Yes I am sober at the moment, why do you ask?

What a bold and demonstrably bad take.

While I got plenty of other games for Christmas for some reason my mind always goes to the year we got a PS2 and Resident Evil Code: Veronica X but my parents didn’t know the PS1 memory cards didn’t work for PS2 games so I replayed the first hour over and over until we could get a card.

Me standing in my bedroom looking disheveled in a dirty mirror wearing a low polygon Max Payne shirt.

Why does the low poly Max Payne shirt look so good though!? Also I really need to clean my mirror.

I absolutely hate this time of year but the only light in the darkness is my love of peppermint. I stockpile white chocolate peppermint bark for the year.

That new Gabecube looks pretty rad. I already have a gaming pc and Gabegear so I don’t think I’ll get one but it looks neat.

I wish I liked corn because elote looks and smells so fucking good.

Disassembling struts are so scary that watching videos of it make me more uncomfortable than any horror movie.

Hudson (a husky) looks deeply at me while I eat breakfast.

Hudson (a huskey) looks deeply at me while I eat breakfast but closer.

Hudson (a huskey) looks at me heart broken while I eat my breakfast in extreme close up.

You gonna finish that toast?

A package from fedex that has been abused to the point where one side of the box has collapsed

A package from fedex that has been abused to the point where one side of the box has collapsed

Hey fedex great job, at least you found my address this time.

Remedy Entertainment 30th anniversary bundle. The text on the left is on a red background and reads "Get a bundle of games for $27. Supporting Save the Children." Under this text you can see the Humble logo. On the right you see the key art for Alan Wake 2 Deluxe Edition, Control Ultimate Edition, Quantum Break, Alan Wake. The Remedy Entertainment 30th anniverasry bundle logo is overlayed on top of the key art.

Dive deep into the Dark Place, take back the Oldest House from the Hiss, or slow time and let bullets fly with the Remedy Entertainment 30th Anniversary Bundle from @humble!

https://www.humblebundle.com/games/remedy-games-30th-anniversary-bundle

Supports @SavetheChildren

#RMD30

A fat man reclining with a cappuccino on his stomach.

I may not have a physique that people find attractive but at least I’m not worried about spilling my cappuccino while watching tv.

Queer still feels weird to me. Growing up it was used as a derogatory term and now it’s a self description. My old brain still struggles with it.

Back in the before times when I used to go places and do things, I would leave instax prints in places. I always liked the idea of someone finding them and it being this little personal mystery for them.

Super hype about this bowl I got at Aldi’s. I needed a fruit bowl…..fuck when did I get this old.

You have good taste in pens.

I wish every Sunday was Super Bowl Sunday. The supermarket was so empty it was beautiful.

I’ve been having a lot of feelings of ‘then what the hell is the point of you’ towards reps and senators.

It’s diabolical that triangle was the map in OG SH2 and it’s heal in SH2R.