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ALSO eating a sandwich with hot English mustard was a MISTAKE.

Dentist told me not to eat spicy food so I assumed chili, which is fine as I hate chili, but I forgot about that mustard could be considered spicy.

How could mustard betray me like this!

I had my broken tooth pulled on Tuesday and now I have the unbearable urge to floss it.

Phantom tooth.

DEADLOCH SEASON 2 TRAILER, I REPEAT DEADLOCH SEASON 2 TRAILER

from: www.instagram.com/reel/DU2bYIc...

How can it be Wednesday today when it was Thursday yesterday?

Slowest week ever.

The most unbelievable thing in scifi is when humans and aliens are co-existing and the humans are like chill with it. Like just working and not paying attention and working together or not just staring at aliens.

Seriously?

It's been thousands of years and we're still not over CATS!

How did Edward Scissorhands wipe his butt?

He always played Gene Simmons, I had to be Ace Freeley (coz he was the girliest, according to Steve).

I'm attending Steve's funeral online. They've finished up by playing KISS. That just wiped it out for me. Watching my sister sob to I was Made For Loving You. That was Steve's favourite song when we were little kids. I'm laughing/crying.

Mind you, I'm home from work early today to attend my nephew's funeral online shortly, so I'm already pre-teary for most things right now.

The choice of Prince's song in the Superbowl add for #ProjectHailMary made me teary a bit...

(No spoilers!)

I am already too emotionally invested in this movie!

I had someone say 'he' when referring to a cow we saw today and I said 'she' and they said 'how do you know?' and I was like 'it's a cow you fucking turnpike'.
I dunno, I was so pissed off at their mis-gendering an udder laden cow I lost the ability to insult them.
Turnpike?

I drink the lemon bickfords at work. I suck at drinking water now, need a little summin summin to take the edge off. A half frozen bottle of bickfords lemon does the trick.

Disgusting. Cotties changed their recipe a few years ago, too. Undrinkable now.

Stevia is so fucking bitter.

I texted work - Rory's flowers are still sitting outside the library a day later - in a heat wave. A dozen long stemmed red roses. What a waste! But I guess Lying Rory is long gone. With Phillip's heart.

So now it's back to square one and trying to find another dentist, or just yanking it myself with pliers. Again.

Normally I am fairly sanguine about stuff ups, but I did call them all very unprofessional. I want my $ back, although I know that's gone.

It's too complicated for them. So I'm out $500 on the consolation and wasted a day of annual leave.

Went to the dentist to get the infected molar removed, but turns out they had canceled the appointment 2 weeks ago but didn't bother to tell me

if we could take the roses until Rory comes to get them. Librarian on duty says no, & the roses are still sitting on a step outside the library 4 hours later.

Me thinks Rory was lying, & Phil is a soon-to-be-sad sugar daddy.

We are all looking for the T but suspect lying Rory is long gone.

Library story today: Phillip sent Rory a dozen red roses by courier to celebrate Rory's last day at the library. We have no Rory. Courier contacts Phil who says that Rory has worked at the library for years, is 18, brown hair, tall. Nope, no one works here that fits that description. Phillip asks

#blueky is trying to verify my age, says it takes a few seconds but it's been spinning out for around 20 minutes. It's like, GIRL YOU OLD AS BALLS! It was not prepared to see my face. My ancient petrified face! Am I the oldest person on #bluesky that it just can't cope?

Their basic model of the world just doesn't have bravery and decency in it, and those things confuse and terrify them

Animal World on Instagram: "🦇 Hammerhead Bat – Africa’s Flying Enigma 📍 Habitat Native to the tropical forests, swamps, and river valleys of Central and West Africa. Most commonly found in countries ... 42 likes, 0 comments - animalworldus.1 on July 23, 2025: "🦇 Hammerhead Bat – Africa’s Flying Enigma 📍 Habitat Native to the tropical forests, swamps, and river valleys of Central and West Africa. Mos...

I ended the torment by linking her to hammer-headed bats because:

www.instagram.com/p/DMeAJdwPDhZ/

She's also not fond of wombats, so I wrote this:

Wombats have square poops
Their butt-plate crushes fox heads
Creepy wombat facts

I found out that someone at work is disturbed by owls, so I wrote her this haiku:

Owls have eyes like tubes
And they fly on silent wings
Disturbing Owl facts

Work assigned me a poetry prompt, Barnacle. I shall inflict it upon you:

What cruel monster assigns a prompt like barnacle?
The effort to find a rhyme is disproportional! Farcical!
I find this quite unworkable and wish upon you a carbuncle!

If you want tips on how to sail the seas, that I can do.

Legally? I actually have absolutely no idea.

It's like Drag Race, not available for love nor money (there are many youtube videos bemoaning this). Only Black Beard can bring me my beloved drag queens.

Sheila Atim could be Sam L Jackson's Daughter with Grace Jones, is shaped like a super model, moves like Quentin Tarentino's deepest fantasy, sounds like a doll.

I want to see what else she's been in, but I want her to have been in highly stylised creepy films where she kicks ass in high heels.

Yeah, tip number one : aaaarrrr me hearties.