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All clothing is reversible if you don't give a shit enough.

#showerthoughts

Fucking butterflies. They've been at this for an hour

At the wahroonga food wine fest and there is a school band playing thriller like it's a ballad.

I had someone ask if they could do that to me, back in the 90s, so I would sit in their basement and write a lot of merman related gay porn for them.

Was quite a tempting offer, tbh.

So... is my Ace Frehley doll worth something now?

I work in a library and every day we have people begging for help, often with government legal requirements, who just don't have the technology or education to access what they need. Not even just elderly!

And as someone who has both, I am NOT going to DL 100s of apps just to see one single thing!

I think you have a good idea re socialisation, but I don't like socialising enough to pay for cafe coffee. I have 3 coffee machines, coffee costs 50c. I'm too cheap and unpleasant, tbh.

Loved this. When they got into the whole 'That's how holes work!' bit (we can ALL FIT THROUGH MASSIVE HOLES!) I got those giggles where I couldn't stop laughing. It was so stupid and totally my sense of humour.

Also, SO MANY NERDS! I felt like I was back in old fandom. Sad/happy nostalgia feels.

Tragic. Anyway...

Young lady who works for me, never heard of Paul Williams, okay, fair enough, BUT SHE'S ALSO NEVER HEARD OF THE MUPPETS!!!!

State of education today.

I want to bring in some MP4s and force Miss Piggy upon her. Miss Piggy would approve of force in this instance.

Why is it so hot already? It's only 5.30am, it's not meant to be this hot!

I'm going to need ALL the fans on when I get my workout on.

I wrote myself a note while sleep walking: "Replace nutbones 316".

What that important? What are nutbones? They sound uncomfortable.

Well, my name is there. How do I get on this bandwagon?

Plants! I love me some plant.

No, I asked a genuine question because I don't know the whole story.

Is this due to the rape , incest, childporn video games?

Two wardrobes full of clothes and I couldn't find anything I wanted to wear this morning. Pants? Dress? Denim? Formal? Nothing appealed. Then I realised it's because I have literally nothing that would render me completely invisible at work.

I salute your sacrifice

I'm in a vinnies on Oxford St and it is full of sausage dogs

I just got to deliver the news that a staff member I have been advocating for to get promoted got TWO Promotions! I've been trying to get her promoted for about 3 years now, so we were both celebrating. (That's my mini-me, for those who remember, the one who copies everything I do.) Happy news.

#AdeEdmondson is in the new #AlienEarth show. All I can think is that I would put good money on #VyvyanBasterd winning a fight with one of the aliens. He'd beat it to death with its own leg, and use the acid blood to torment Rik. The whole think would just be a lark to Vyv.

@lydiapetze.bsky.social have a great birthday! The sun came out, just for you :)

In case you want to smell it to get information the same way cats and dogs do.

Donating blood so I can get a free pie AND free sauce with my free milkshake.

I saw these pix on reddit yesterday - looking great!

Oh, eat their faces.

When I was a teen I wanted to be skinny in a giant creamy woolen jumper & I just went into a cupboard looking for something else & found one! With the tags on! Must have bought it last year & forgot it so I'm saying "I love that I love that" to it so happy.

And that's 2 pisco sours of weirdness.

I had similar - Hyundai service center said they only have one mechanic, months waiting list. So weird! So many sales people, but no mechanics.

Sick day off, mostly visiting cat at the vet twice for cuddles & treats.

Spent last night blowing out my ass like a Jim Carey skit with a fire hose. Lost 2kg overnight! Sell that as a diet trick and make millions. Food poisoning?

Cat will be at vet another 48 hrs, minimum, hoping he'll get stable.

"If you wait by the river long enough, the bodies of your enemies will float by." ― Sun Tzu