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Hey! Monster Boy

@heymonsterboy.bsky.social

Ezekiel Strange ✨ He/Him ✨ Queer ✨ Live, learn, do better Designer, Illustrator, Thaumaturgist Living at the crossroads of the eerie, whimsical, and weird

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Ohhh what a good idea!!

02.03.2026 14:13 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

I'm genuinely really curious about your experience.

02.03.2026 14:12 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

ok thank you because I thought I was going nuts

02.03.2026 14:07 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Oof. That makes sense and is sad in a few different ways

02.03.2026 14:05 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

I don't have coherent words for my reaction to this. Gagh

02.03.2026 02:11 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

Yeah that stands to reason 😩

02.03.2026 02:10 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

I'd have thought gay cis men wouldn't exactly be a stranger to the idea of brutal stranger attack :\ I can think of SO MANY ways for even a meetup to go wrong

02.03.2026 02:02 — 👍 3    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

I can't tell if there are sensible people out there and I'm just not running into them, or if everyone is like this :|

02.03.2026 01:59 — 👍 16    🔁 0    💬 2    📌 0

I need somebody to help me understand why gay cis men have such a seemingly poor grasp of dating safety. Meeting up for at least 1 date before agreeing to hook up seems like the most basic thing to do, especially in a world with machine-generated photos???

02.03.2026 01:58 — 👍 27    🔁 0    💬 5    📌 1

This is a thing of true beauty

01.03.2026 17:46 — 👍 3    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

My music algorithm has settled on to "hoot and holler bluegrass" today and I'm not mad about it

21.02.2026 19:24 — 👍 17    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Maybe also a fourth thing (tired)

21.02.2026 19:20 — 👍 24    🔁 0    💬 3    📌 0

Neither monogamous nor polyamorous, but a secret, third thing (indifferent)

21.02.2026 19:20 — 👍 22    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

I am extremely stoked about all the changes I'm making, though. The story hangs together better. The power of art to process experience and emotion remains unparalleled.

19.02.2026 18:54 — 👍 14    🔁 0    💬 3    📌 0

Started pushing forward on Nox Hill again. Wanted to adjust the beginning. "I'll only replace up to a point," I thought. "I'll still be able to use some of the pages I did."

Dear reader, I was wrong

19.02.2026 18:50 — 👍 16    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

Well there are a few ways
- ADHD won't let you do the main thing you're supposed to be doing right now
- Burnout makes the usual medium feel like swallowing razor blades
- No-stakes experimentation nights with or without friends who also don't know what they're doing

08.02.2026 19:49 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

Beaming this straight into the face of my inner critic

08.02.2026 19:44 — 👍 44    🔁 9    💬 1    📌 0

Cairo is such a sweet guy and he could really use any help y'all could spare. Please consider donating!

02.02.2026 20:59 — 👍 31    🔁 27    💬 1    📌 0
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helloo i'm back looking to draw your rats badly in ms paint for £10 each to cover some vet fees for ebi! pop me a dm if you are interested, only gonna be doing a limited number for the moment

02.02.2026 14:58 — 👍 589    🔁 209    💬 7    📌 2

Gotta love Kanata Hill, which somehow sucks even after they widened the Queensway to take up the entire horizon

02.02.2026 14:37 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

The premier's use of the notwithstanding clause to steamroll over the will of the people is enabled by the destruction of unions. We need more unions everywhere to stop that freak, and leverage the threat of a general strike to stop him from ever wielding it.

02.02.2026 13:49 — 👍 21    🔁 6    💬 2    📌 0

Astarion: Is very pale
Astarion: "oh it's ok I don't sleep at night I can keep watch"
Astarion: has fangs
Astarion: "I'm an upper class elite"
Book on Vampyr: "Vampyr like to hide as upper class elites"
My entire party: "Astarion sure is a normal dude"

01.02.2026 18:04 — 👍 26    🔁 5    💬 1    📌 0

Bluesky: I’m a better person than you
Twitter: I’m a better person than you because I’m white
Instagram: I’m a better person than you because I’m hot
LinkedIn: When people say “I’m a better person than you” this is what it teaches me about B2B marketing

31.12.2025 15:35 — 👍 115    🔁 24    💬 1    📌 3

That 2nd pgph goes so very hard

29.01.2026 18:34 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

what the hell is time

29.01.2026 18:31 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Oh that sounds like a ton of fun though!!

29.01.2026 18:29 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

when I get told what I like is cringe my instinctive reaction is to think "of course you don't get sophisticated culture, you peasant" and it's with great restraint I don't say this out loud

29.01.2026 17:28 — 👍 69    🔁 9    💬 0    📌 1

We'll have to watch on your device but okay!

23.01.2026 16:30 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

hmmmmmmmmm my skepticism outweighs my fannishness on this one, partially because I'm so sick of this movie aesthetic, but it DOES make me want to rewatch the Kevin Smith animated show

22.01.2026 15:53 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

100% agreed

19.01.2026 21:28 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0