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Apparently there's no evidence Mayans and Egypt ever had contact but regardless I'm still gonna believe it idc

26.10.2025 14:59 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Glad if they’ve helped you but I don’t think I’ve ever gotten more then ten pages into a self-help book before thinking β€œwhy did someone type this”

20.10.2025 15:13 β€” πŸ‘ 478    πŸ” 18    πŸ’¬ 22    πŸ“Œ 10

Abba rocks

19.10.2025 00:04 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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"I am a blue sky elder"

16.10.2025 11:31 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

People really call them that?

16.10.2025 11:29 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I wonder if any of the 7 Wonders were a crock of shit

16.10.2025 01:17 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Jack White sucks. It is fun to hate Jack White

15.10.2025 16:32 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Can't get over how much I liked the King of the Hill reboot

15.10.2025 16:01 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

That's genuinely insane, how far from a standard road is the mine shaft, like is it hard to locate?

15.10.2025 16:00 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Andy Capps Hot Fries with a nice bit of publicity here. Good for them

17.05.2025 22:49 β€” πŸ‘ 88    πŸ” 6    πŸ’¬ 3    πŸ“Œ 0

I really just don't get Grunge tbh Stone Temple Pilots imo head & shoulders above Nirvana, Alice in Chains, Soundgarden, Pearl Jam & I guess that's considered a blockhead opinion to grunge fans

18.05.2025 01:40 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Steph Vaquer got called up to the big leagues!!

22.04.2025 01:24 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Kielbasa is so fuckin good dude

21.04.2025 23:06 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Triple H is shameless!!!

20.04.2025 02:03 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Ravens are my favorite bird.

19.04.2025 00:01 β€” πŸ‘ 5944    πŸ” 489    πŸ’¬ 295    πŸ“Œ 33

Room temp water enjoyers be like "actually the body gets hydrated .0003% more from room temp than cold water!"

18.04.2025 11:34 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Wool socks are the shit

10.04.2025 22:23 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

About a year ago my town had an area that flooded so badly the entire area was immediately condemned and everyone permanently evacuated.

Just a few days ago everyone involved was notified they will not be receiving any type of insurance or buyout bc of Trump & Musk's cuts

10.04.2025 15:46 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

How many Bryce Young's is he?

08.04.2025 20:40 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Never liked DX

08.04.2025 01:11 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I like Lyra Valkyria a lot but the crowd just never seems to be into her

08.04.2025 00:27 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Why did no one tell me Blind Melon is like that!

07.04.2025 22:40 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

who is al pastor and how is he so good at tacos

07.04.2025 01:27 β€” πŸ‘ 3042    πŸ” 216    πŸ’¬ 108    πŸ“Œ 18

Gonna be 15 years of it so strap in

06.04.2025 21:08 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

When pro wrestlers start yelling at little kids in the audience..... That's the good shit right there

06.04.2025 15:15 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

"I'm afraid" is my favorite slang term in a looong time I can't believe people don't get a kick out of it

05.04.2025 17:38 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Women had it figured out a while ago exposed ankles on pants. It is delightful, I am pleasantly warm yet still cool

05.04.2025 17:09 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Awolnation is sick

05.04.2025 16:35 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

There is simply no way Sex Drugs Etc - Beach Weather isnt actually by Cage the Elephant

05.04.2025 16:28 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Not that I'm saying anything that hasn't already been said but it really is insane how hot Marisa Tomei is in My Cousin Vinny

05.04.2025 15:03 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

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