Wayne Exclaims

🤣🤣 Oh Gawd....

It's Monday morning, friends!

For those from Germany who see this, how does it feel to not be the catalyst for a World War?

Here's a giggle🤣 for us!!

Especially for those of us who have to go in to work today.😭

Have a day y'all!!

#SheShed #EpsteinWar #Netanyahu

Did ya get a buzz?

Most people would argue against mythological predetermination.

Yair Netanyahu, poolside in Miami. He's willing to serve....lunch. Because only poor kids die to support the rich.

I'll be lodging a complaint. If you're in the Portland area (or not) please do so as well.

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So why do neither of THEM get stung?

There you have it. "This is President Trump's War."

Own it all, Republicans.

Hey, Congress, Uber-General Fuqup has declared it a war. Him and Bibi will spend the next 4-5 weeks (longer?) bombing Iran to dust, another Gaza....unless you act....or let it be on YOUR heads if you do not.

A duct tape time out.

U.S. Troops Were Told Iran War Is for “Armageddon,” Return of Jesus Advocacy group reports commanders giving similar messages at more than 30 installations in every branch of the military

jonathanlarsen.substack.com/p/us-troops-...
Time for the adults to step in and give this lunatic SkyDaddy bunch a time-out.

Next they'll be promising them 47 virgins in Valhalla.

From Saturday morning through Monday night, more than 110 similar complaints about commanders in every branch of the military had been logged by the Military Religious Freedom Foundation (MRFF).

The complaints came from more than 40 different units spread across at least 30 military installations

Dr. Strangelove (1964); Brigadier General Jack D. Ripper says, "Women sense my power and they seek the life essence. I do not avoid women, but I deny them my essence".
JFC
We are officially in a Stanley Kubrick movie.

A combat-unit commander told non-commissioned officers Monday that the Iran war is part of God’s plan and that Pres. Donald Trump was “anointed by Jesus to light the signal fire in Iran to cause Armageddon and mark his return to Earth,” according to a complaint by a non-commissioned officer.

He LIKES hurting kids.

Donald Trump and his bowling trophy. Seems his bonespurs only prevented him from serving in the military.

We trade beef back and forth with Australia and now will do the same with Argentina. That preserves artificial beef prices. We do the same with oranges. Florida to California and vice versa. Under Trump business is free to screw us into the ground.

Netanyahu's running our military. He wants Iran to look like Gaza, bombed to dirt. What will that accomplish? The same thing Israel deals with now. Making lifelong enemies and terrorists. Congrats, Donnie (you schmuck), you wont be around to deal with the aftermath. The Trump legacy; rape and death.

I sense some type of legal issue with revealing it but fuq that, enough's enough. Leak it if ya must but get it out there. This Prez needs to be in either a cell, a padded room or swinging from the end of a rope. I no longer care which.

"Hey you...wassup? Ya wanna piece of me?"

Whoa...fake news! Of course Donald knows how he'll end it. He'll do like he always does. Create a mess, shit on his own plate and then walk away and have someone else clean up his mess.

During Vietnam there was a thing done to incompetent officers called "fragging".
Just sayin'.

Professor Sydney Engelberg, was unfazed when a student's baby began crying in class. The embarrassed mom stood up to leave, but Engelberg scooped the kid up and soothed him in his arms without missing a beat in the lesson. Professor Engelberg allows mothers who attend his masters' lectures to bring their children and even breastfeed. No mother should have to choose between a child and an education.

We desperately need feel-good stories as the world burns.

Any small wonder the only ones trying to assassinate him are his own followers.

I saw this in a movie once. The monster split open and the spawn of the devil was revealed. Might want to check his back...that's where the evil wings will sprout.

President Hegseth......