blaine

Guy whacking an ostrich with a stick

When you work for the Canada Food Inspection Agency

Pope Leo XIV looks like he's singing into the microphone on front of him.

I was a ghost, I was alone
어두워진 앞길속에
Given the throne, I didn't know how to believe
I was the queen that I'm meant to be
I lived two lives, tried to play both sides
But I couldn't find my own place
Called a problem child 'cause I got too wild
But now that's how I'm getting paid, 끝없이 on stage

A radical skeleton telling you "Just start. You don't need permission. Art, craft, 2nd book, cake, writing, that show, any new skill, making friends. If it sucks, ask for help. The time will pass anyway"

Said the phrase 'I'm over the moon!' to a Polish man and he was a little confused and asked what I meant so I explained and when I finished he just shook his head and said 'You're happy but you have no business in space.'

fair

no, it’s about Shrek

I heard there was a Cohen song,

And all the Christians got it wrong,

But you don’t really get the meaning do ya?

‘Cause you see its about getting laid,

It’s sex, and love, and Jewish faith,

But all the gentiles heard was “hallelujah!”

Mamdani: “Together, we can do a bigger and better New Deal that New Yorkers will love”

Trump: *tearing up* “I want them to love me so much but they booed me.”

Mamdani: “We’re gonna build lots of apartments sir. You love apartment buildings right?”

Trump: “I do. I do love buildings.”

pretty sure Mamdani said something like “FDR did the New Deal. You, sir, are also famous for making deals” and Trump was like *Patrick Star voice* “that makes sense to me”

I’ve often called this song—“Just Like Heaven”—the finest single of the 80s and meant it. This cover’s arrangement only confirms it for me 💜🔥

When I worked at a bookstore, I quickly learned that people cannot tell the difference between Xmas music and any Baroque or Elizabethan music album that doesn't get too organ-ish. I used this to my advantage.

One customer caught on... AND THANKED ME

the moonbeam ice cream song sounds like it was designed in a lab to be covered by Pentatonix, which is not his fault for attending BYU-Idaho,

my coworker is playing moonbeam ice cream on our Bluetooth back here, we’re all suffering in our own way okay

it’s peak “people complaining to me about Christmas music playing on the grocery store side, where I do not control the loudspeakers” season

this should be a much bigger story

I mean, people are mainly discussing it here for when stims are unavailable

this is true and dishwashers aren’t the only green thing that’s better!

see also: heat pumps

Donald Trump looking the happiest I’ve ever seen him talking to Mamdani, with a Reagan portrait hanging in the wall behind them

The classic distracted boyfriend meme

help

Apparently P*ypal now asks for customer opinions on accounts sending invoices.
If you are paying an invoice to a nsfw artist, do NOT mention NSFW in any way, keep it blank even. you risk both your account and the artists.

it’s gonna be so funny if he altered his entire pooping schedule out of some mild PDA about potty training

but the profile is very clearly just a bot with exactly two types of posts: porn promos and replies to parents going “Roblox bad” with “no, Roblox good”

the thing is if this were a real adult content creator chiming in with their nuanced opinion on Roblox I would actually be interested, because sex workers actually do tend to be very sharp about when stuff is actually bad for kids vs when stuff is a moral panic designed to promote censorship

thanks Brittany, this really resolves my concerns about whether Roblox has a problem with sexual content accessible to children

if it has enough pharmacologically active effects to treat your symptoms it has enough pharmacologically active effects to cause side effects and toxicity and drug interactions!!! the med doesn’t know what it’s for! they’re all just effects!!!!

on the other hand he’s missed his 6:30 pm poop so like, maybe?

A cropped screenshot from a Canadian government website with the prompt "What's your occupation?" The answer "Writer" has been provided, generating the red text error response "Please enter a valid occupation."

Almost a year now since I received this absolutely classic burn from the Canadian government.

Original oil painting by Tisha Mark, "Low Autumn Evening" 8"x6" oil on Ampersand Gessobord (2025), shown in a maple frame at an angle from left to show paint texture and depth of frame. Loosely painted abstract-leaning atmospheric seascape with earth tones on a dark shore. The sky has orange and gray tones with hints of blue.

I have several small paintings in my shop, including framed pieces like this moody babe! These are nice for gifting if you happen to be looking for gift ideas.

Tisha Mark ©2025, Low Autumn Evening, oil on gessobord, 8"x6"

Available:
tishamark.com/product/low-...

#art #TraditionalArt #bsnm #SciArt

Levi claims to have pooped in the potty at daycare and I regret to say I currently feel EXACTLY like a doctor who doesn’t believe their patient started exercising

Like we explored the relevant parts of the diagnostic tree first

But also he ~did rule out anything life-threatening so if you translate from “Misogyny and also not knowing how testosterone affects blood sugar despite being a literal endocrinologist” he was mostly just saying “Weird yeah idk that sucks” which like. Fair.