As it turns out, finding work after your office returns from the dead is harder than it looks.
11.06.2025 12:21 — 👍 4 🔁 2 💬 0 📌 0@sanstreetlight.bsky.social
San, creator and operator of the Streetlight Office. He/Him Former affiliate of the Zwei Association, now assistant librarian of the General Works floor. //Everything said on this page is parody, and I am in no way affiliated with Project Moon.
As it turns out, finding work after your office returns from the dead is harder than it looks.
11.06.2025 12:21 — 👍 4 🔁 2 💬 0 📌 0She's fine, don't worry. She was actually the one who managed to find a working computer for us to use for the website.
20.05.2025 11:12 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
On that note: the Streetlight Office is now open again!
Available for all your requests and needs with experience in peacekeeping and defence contracts!
streetlightoffice.straw.page
I've not been gaming recently, if at all. I've been too busy setting the office back up. Also, how did you find the page before I posted it?
20.05.2025 08:43 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 1Startup is taking a while, I'd give it a couple more days until we're up and running. One of the strawpages will be created too.
07.04.2025 13:40 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0With events here at the Library finally starting to die down, I'm planning on reopening the Streetlight Office again. I'll announce when that happens, though I will still be providing assistance to the Library on occasion.
21.03.2025 10:09 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0That's sweeper talk. We used to have a translator for that back when we did a patrol near their territory. They're honestly pretty chill.
21.03.2025 10:05 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
Yes, I have been so afraid.
Yes, I have been so distant.
Who let that blue coat-wearing skeleton into the library?
18.03.2025 07:31 — 👍 2 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0You know what? I kind of miss doing defence contracts. Just simple patrols of an area for free money.
12.03.2025 12:30 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0OK, what do you mean that the Cinq Association now has attacks with fire? I swear they focused more on swift eliminations and duels.
07.03.2025 01:17 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0My Streetlight? Office.
06.03.2025 07:48 — 👍 7 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 1Every time I sleep, I keep hearing a voice. It's faint, but it keeps saying "distort, distort, distort" over and over again. No clue who it is or why they're saying that.
20.02.2025 10:01 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
Shit...
Wait, actually, that's good. Hopefully the library won't have any more problems with them now.
I've heard through the grapevine that it's Atelier Workshop.
06.01.2025 16:20 — 👍 6 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
I... forgot to wish everyone a happy new year... damn.
Maybe new time.
I am NOT fighting 500 feral hogs. Go use a different floor.
16.12.2024 07:40 — 👍 2 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0I... will keep my distance...
12.12.2024 10:06 — 👍 4 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0I wonder what abnormality pages it would have...
10.12.2024 16:37 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0What does it mean when a librarian goes "Roland Mode"?
06.12.2024 09:24 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0A breach I actually support.
03.12.2024 16:10 — 👍 4 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0For the love of the City, never say that stuff again.
03.12.2024 12:26 — 👍 4 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Not again...
03.12.2024 07:42 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Got some air, got attacked, won the fight, life good.
29.11.2024 12:31 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Is there any way to leave this library as an assistant? I kinda want to get some air.
27.11.2024 13:54 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 1In another universe, I would have exactly 12 friends, and we would travel the city on a bus powered by limbs. A limb bus...
25.11.2024 07:32 — 👍 4 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
I think it might have been the one I just killed.
Unless you mean an *actual* intruder and not a rodent.
Hey, message to all floors.
I just killed a rat on the General Works floor. Just keep an eye out in case we have more.
Thank you.
These... key pages, I don't know how they work, but they sure do make me feel more powerful than normal.
I wonder when we'll get another assistant for this floor. General Works is getting lonely with just three of us here.
So... I lost.
Turns out you don't die when you die here, you just become a book and can be taken out whenever. It's like a stasis situation, apparently.
They need my help, that's why I'm back.