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San

@sanstreetlight.bsky.social

San, creator and operator of the Streetlight Office. He/Him Former affiliate of the Zwei Association, now assistant librarian of the General Works floor. //Everything said on this page is parody, and I am in no way affiliated with Project Moon.

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As it turns out, finding work after your office returns from the dead is harder than it looks.

11.06.2025 12:21 — 👍 4    🔁 2    💬 0    📌 0
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She's fine, don't worry. She was actually the one who managed to find a working computer for us to use for the website.

20.05.2025 11:12 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

On that note: the Streetlight Office is now open again!

Available for all your requests and needs with experience in peacekeeping and defence contracts!

streetlightoffice.straw.page

20.05.2025 08:51 — 👍 4    🔁 1    💬 0    📌 0
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I've not been gaming recently, if at all. I've been too busy setting the office back up. Also, how did you find the page before I posted it?

20.05.2025 08:43 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 1

Startup is taking a while, I'd give it a couple more days until we're up and running. One of the strawpages will be created too.

07.04.2025 13:40 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

With events here at the Library finally starting to die down, I'm planning on reopening the Streetlight Office again. I'll announce when that happens, though I will still be providing assistance to the Library on occasion.

21.03.2025 10:09 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

That's sweeper talk. We used to have a translator for that back when we did a patrol near their territory. They're honestly pretty chill.

21.03.2025 10:05 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Yes, I have been so afraid.
Yes, I have been so distant.

20.03.2025 10:58 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Who let that blue coat-wearing skeleton into the library?

18.03.2025 07:31 — 👍 2    🔁 1    💬 0    📌 0

You know what? I kind of miss doing defence contracts. Just simple patrols of an area for free money.

12.03.2025 12:30 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

OK, what do you mean that the Cinq Association now has attacks with fire? I swear they focused more on swift eliminations and duels.

07.03.2025 01:17 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

My Streetlight? Office.

06.03.2025 07:48 — 👍 7    🔁 1    💬 0    📌 1

Every time I sleep, I keep hearing a voice. It's faint, but it keeps saying "distort, distort, distort" over and over again. No clue who it is or why they're saying that.

20.02.2025 10:01 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Shit...
Wait, actually, that's good. Hopefully the library won't have any more problems with them now.

29.01.2025 16:06 — 👍 3    🔁 1    💬 0    📌 0

I've heard through the grapevine that it's Atelier Workshop.

06.01.2025 16:20 — 👍 6    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

I... forgot to wish everyone a happy new year... damn.
Maybe new time.

02.01.2025 00:46 — 👍 5    🔁 1    💬 0    📌 0

I am NOT fighting 500 feral hogs. Go use a different floor.

16.12.2024 07:40 — 👍 2    🔁 1    💬 0    📌 0

I... will keep my distance...

12.12.2024 10:06 — 👍 4    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

I wonder what abnormality pages it would have...

10.12.2024 16:37 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

What does it mean when a librarian goes "Roland Mode"?

06.12.2024 09:24 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

A breach I actually support.

03.12.2024 16:10 — 👍 4    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

For the love of the City, never say that stuff again.

03.12.2024 12:26 — 👍 4    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Not again...

03.12.2024 07:42 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Got some air, got attacked, won the fight, life good.

29.11.2024 12:31 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Is there any way to leave this library as an assistant? I kinda want to get some air.

27.11.2024 13:54 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 1

In another universe, I would have exactly 12 friends, and we would travel the city on a bus powered by limbs. A limb bus...

25.11.2024 07:32 — 👍 4    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

I think it might have been the one I just killed.

Unless you mean an *actual* intruder and not a rodent.

21.11.2024 12:25 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Hey, message to all floors.

I just killed a rat on the General Works floor. Just keep an eye out in case we have more.
Thank you.

21.11.2024 12:17 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

These... key pages, I don't know how they work, but they sure do make me feel more powerful than normal.

I wonder when we'll get another assistant for this floor. General Works is getting lonely with just three of us here.

20.11.2024 12:32 — 👍 3    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

So... I lost.

Turns out you don't die when you die here, you just become a book and can be taken out whenever. It's like a stasis situation, apparently.

They need my help, that's why I'm back.

18.11.2024 07:57 — 👍 3    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0