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"stick my dick in a panini maker" and "im panini maker" her and her matching shirts

truly what is the point of banning cassie I would love to hear an actual reason why a GEORGE FOREMAN JOKE OF ALL THINGS is ban worthy

A Nazi: I hope you rotten degenerates die for the glory of the white race.

Bluesky moderation: Gotta leave that up for free speech.

Cassie: Put your dick in a George Foreman grill.

Bluesky moderation: HOW DARE YOU, YOU HOMICIDAL WHORE? *ban*

How dare the experiment be so rude when you’re literally slaying

Imaginal disk by Magdalena Bay! Indie and catchy and conceptual and just generally extremely awesome

90s Captain Ahab: Thar she blows. Thar she blows again.

have a happy birthday anyways! There are no rules against an extra birthday every now and again

yayayayayayayayayayayay :3333

tmi is just mi to a beast like me

i love women so much i became one

Time is so fake, “oh we added more daylight” no you didn’t, daylight is portioned by the cosmos repent of your hubris

you expect me to have thoughts?? Coherent ones??

unless you’re transmasc in which case putting HRT in smoothie king amplifies its kingly properties

put HRT in a smoothie king call that a smoothie queen ;)

sounds like that brain needs a stern talking to!

that guy who wants to live forever sure is gonna be pissed to realize all his blood transfusions and weird masturbating won't save him from a nuclear war

While Donald Trump loses American jobs, raises gas prices and cavalierly discusses exterminating an entire nation, let’s not forget, he’s also, very likely, a pedophile.

Omg me too :3

how could i possibly daylight save you when you won't even daylight save yourself?

“mr pussy got hilary to say pokémon go to the polls” that’s nice dear it’s time for your sponge bath

God bless my beloved dogshit Milwaukee bucks :3

True independent thinkers don't change their clocks just because everyone else does. I will do my own research and determine what time it is

you do not need to wait for jesus to “come back.” dig through the rubble of any bombed out apartment complex, office building or, yes, girls’ school, and you’ll find him there, covered in dust.

christians looking for jesus in every war we start, every missile we fire, every conquering despot we crown, and never in the one place jesus promised he could be found: among the poor, the starving, the oppressed.

true gender euphoria fr

I feel this girl

there’s a woman at the bar knitting a hat and I want her swag

omggggggg those Dinos are so fucking cute

Superiority…complex? I find it quite simple, I’m just better than you 💋